Matt Dunn Quotes

#1. All a woman actually wants is to feel special.

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#2. Because that's what unfaithfulness is, isn't it? A cancer that's always there in the back of your mind, eating away at the foundations of the relationship. It's happened once, it could happen again, so you're always looking for telltale signs or symptoms to show that it's reappeared ...

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#3. because it's not my dad's fault he wasn't the dad I wanted growing up. Just like it's not his fault he got cancer. Blaming other people for the situation you find yourself in is just a waste of time. And besides, what's he going to learn if I tell him a few home truths?

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#4. A relationship needs constant attention. It's a living thing, not just a habit. You've got to keep on top of it.

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#5. Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much as you do.

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#6. Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.

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#7. All I'm saying is, where relationships are concerned, don't confuse length with strength.

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#8. Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.

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#9. bottle of Chardonnay permanently in her fridge for 'emotional emergencies,' which

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#10. When someone loves you, there's nothing they won't do for you. When they stop loving you, there's nothing they will.

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#11. Maybe it's living back at my parents' house, or perhaps going back to school, but somehow, surrounded by all these reminders from my past, in the middle of all the stuff I grew up with, with the people I grew up around, I think I'm finally beginning to understand what 'home' means.

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