Top 100 Quotes About Piss
#1. I was never one of those girls who dreamt of Prince Charming. To piss off my mom, I would say, 'I'm never having kids and I'm going to be a fabulously rich old maid with cute butlers and dogs.'
Jessica Biel
#2. The deaths, well, they did stack up, one after another. Kind of hard not to take them personally. Did I blame myself? Hell to the no. Did it piss me off and make me want to douse the entire compound in gasoline and start throwing matches? Hell yes.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#3. I don't know what Alex did to piss this poisonous cow off, but now I want blood.
Cheree Smith
#4. If this isn't important, I will rip your throat open and piss down your lungs.
James S.A. Corey
#5. Killing is nothing to be in awe of, it's like taking a piss, you do it only when you have to.
T.A. Uner
#6. Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining.
Gene Hackman
#7. You truly are twisted," Cut snarled. "How can you piss me off and make me proud all at the same time?
Pepper Winters
#8. No need to kill everyone. They know not to let their Chihuahuas piss on my lawn.
Richard Kadrey
#9. A strong reputation is like a good bonfire. When you have one kindled it's easy to keep the flame burning, even if someone comes along and tries to piss on it. But if you fall asleep and neglect it ... You'll wake up with ashes.
Zachary Taylor
#10. It's two A.M. "To sleep or to write that is the question?" Whether it tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of my piss poor punctuation or take arms against a sea of keys with so many new possibilities.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
#11. He started not to answer it, but it was his agent, Mori, and if he didn't answer Mori would worry him like a neurotic puppy with a urinary tract infection needing to go piss in the snow.' (Aiden)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#12. Mummy was a swine: a scum-cunted, likkered-up, brain-sick swine. She was lazy and slothful and dirty and belligerent and altogether evil. Ma was a soak - a drunk - a piss-eyed hell-bag with a taste for the homebrew.
Nick Cave
#13. All good technology should be used to piss off people's parents.
Neil Gaiman
#14. So you had to piss me off badly enough activate some primal instinct?" I clenched my jaw, grinding my teeth. "I think all you managed to 'draw out' was fuming rage. I could rip your head off right now."
"Save that for later," he waved his hand dismissively. "You have work to do right now.
M.A. George
#15. You piss me off you Salmon ... You're too expensive in restaurants.
Eddie Izzard
#16. Conclusion: I don't need the water reclaimer at all. I'll drink as needed and dump my waste outdoors. Yeah, that's right, Mars, I'm gonna piss and shit on you. That's what you get for trying to kill me all the time.
Andy Weir
#17. You know what's punk rock about marriage? Nothing. You know what's punk rock about marriage? All the puke and shit and piss.
Jenny Offill
#18. Well, for one, you walk around like you're so much better than everyone else. We're all a bunch of soulless animals or somethin' in your eyes, I guess. You're the high and mighty one and I ain't fit to drink your piss.
Michael Monroe
#19. Jaime smiled. "I hope you're not thinking of taking the black on us, sweet brother."
Tyrion laughed. "What, me, celibate? The whores would go begging from Dorne to Casterly Rock. No, I just want to stand on top of the Wall and piss off the edge of the world.
George R R Martin
#20. How he'd piss on the mattress and shove my face in it, force me to finger his ass while he'd beat himself off.
E.K. Blair
#21. I've got nothing to prove and I piss off all the right people.
The Coquette
#22. You're going to be sorry you didn't open the door, because I just crawled along that piss-covered floor and now I'm going to hug you.
Jamie McGuire
#24. Great, numbskull. Just bloody great. You've already managed to piss off the Queen. What's next on your agenda, setting fire to Disneyland?
Thea Harrison
#25. The fact that he got to save the Gwardian's mate and managed to piss him off at the same time, well that was just a bonus and pure luck of circumstance. After all, he had gypsy blood inside of him and could not stop the satisfaction he got from pissing people off.
Madison Thorne Grey
#26. Oh, for God's sake. Save your piss. Don't save your piss. It's all the same to me.
Kelley Armstrong
#27. The lord giveth and most women piss it away. Perhaps this is why they lack the equipment to aim.
Paula Wall
#28. Just thought you should know," she said, winking. "Can I tell them to piss off?"
"Oh sure," Jeth said, not nearly as amused by the situation as she was. "Just be polite about it."
Lizzie grinned and said into the comm, "This is the Montrose. The captain says piss off. Politely.
Mindee Arnett
#29. All got really plastered after that. Was completely fantastic evening. As Tom said, if Miss Havisham had had some jolly flatmates to take the piss out of her she would never have stayed so long in her wedding dress.
Helen Fielding
#30. The only thing that he wanted to do was to lay here with the adorable demon, hog the pillow just to piss her off and pretend that the only job that he had was to keep his hand on her stomach and keep her safe.
R.L. Mathewson
#31. Well, I don't know what to do first. I mean, should I take the piss out of you" - he points at me - "for the TV interview? Or you" - he points at James - "for the fan mail?
Sarah Mason
#32. POETS Day, remember! Fox smiled to himself: Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday. It was all the invitation he needed.
Ian Rankin
#33. When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you piss on the present.
Dan Harris
#34. I promise you, Laurence, you piss them off enough, and they'll make sweet music with your bones.
J.G. Cressey
#35. Pissing people off doesn't mean you're doing the right things, but doing the right things will almost inevitably piss people off.
Colin Powell
#36. If you really want to seriously piss some people off, follow your heart.
Gregor Collins
#37. It's not so easy for people to end their own lives. It's not like in the movies. There, they do it like nothing, no pain, and it's all over, they're dead. The reality is not like that. You lie in bed for ten years with the piss oozing out of you.
Haruki Murakami
#38. Don't piss me off, Abel, or I'll blast you with my blue light, she shot back, and it wasn't entirely a joke.
Kristen Ashley
#39. In America, being able to get things done, especially if it's by bending rules, making exceptions, or calling in a favor, is the way to show power. In France, being able to say non (especially to a bureaucratically legitimate request) is the way to show power. And piss me off.
Vivian Swift
#40. Hi," (cough), "my name is Jasmin Field. I'm a journalist. So don't piss me off. Ha ha. And um - well, I can't really act. Ha ha." No one laughed.
Melissa Nathan
#41. Was there much damage done to your ship? (Nykyrian)
No, not really. Just enough to seriously piss me off and ruin my suckass day. (Syn)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#43. A man must always take advantage of opportunities to piss and sleep. I've done the one, now it's time to do the other.
Hunter Shea
#44. Australians say 'pissed off.' Pissed means drunk. Piss is alcohol. To take the piss
that means to send someone up, make fun of them.
Geraldine Brooks
#45. That smelled strongly of misery, which, as anyone will tell you, is a subtle mixture of hope, despair, rancid cooking fat, and men's piss.
Philip Kerr
#46. You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop piss at 3am
you do sometimes look at yourself and think
this is fantastic. I'm in heaven.
Dylan Moran
#47. Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
Melanie Finn
#48. I will piss on deadlines. I will forget I am married. I will do nothing but read, read, read when it's a Book Affair.
Lainey
#49. It's almost funny if it didn't piss me off so much.
Vincent Hobbes
#50. Any place that manufactures humans into weapons is going to piss off a couple members of X-Force. I always want a personal reason for why these characters take on these missions,
Rick Remender
#51. Everyone seems to know more than I do, and being on the shallow end of the information pool is starting to piss me off.
Kendare Blake
#52. It got more exciting with each war. I mean the planes were going faster than hell when I was flying a Mustang, but by the time I got to Nam, it scared the piss out of a lot of guys just to fly the damn jets at full speed. Let alone do it in combat.
Robin Olds
#53. Man, who did you piss off today? Laundry and kitchen? Just take the damn drugs next time, Blanky, you might live longer.
Ashley Newell
#54. Those pissing contests are how lords judge one another's strength, and woe to any man who shows his weakness. A woman must needs piss twice as hard, if she hopes to rule. And
George R R Martin
#55. The Organization of American States couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
Lyndon B. Johnson
#56. God gave women 2 sets of lips, that way she can piss and moan at the same time.
Melody Parks
#57. Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And even if you don't come up with a picture to cure world poverty you can make someone smile while they're having a piss.
Banksy
#58. Next time you want to get back at another man, stab him in the heart. Don't piss in his rice.
Vu Tran
#59. You can be a cocky asshole to me. I deal with little pricks like you all of the time. But you leave Jenn the hell alone or the next time you take a piss, it will be through a fucking tube. Do we understand each other?
Teresa Mummert
#60. Horses are moody quad-bikes that piss on your boot and cost thousands in vets' fees.
David Mitchell
#63. It was very necessary I think 'cause you know, when the band's over, or at least in our heads, for a year it makes you really realize how lucky you are to be doing this and why piss in the well?
Jess Margera
#64. Now whenever I left class to go to the boys' room, I worried that I would end up on the blue tiled floor in a puddle of piss and blood.
Kenneth Logan
#65. What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?"
"Because only Jace can piss someone off that much.
Cassandra Clare
#66. But Theon Greyjoy found himself wondering why any man would climb the snow-slick steps to the battlements in the black of night just to take a piss.
George R R Martin
#68. My drawers are neat. I must have OCD. I toss around the socks and underwear to see if I can piss myself off.
Colleen Hoover
#69. Rock 'n' roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off
Gerard Way
#70. The Christian in me says it's wrong, but the corrections officer in me says, 'I love to make a grown man piss himself.'
Charles Graner
#71. Piss me off and count your toes because what's commin, AIN'T GOOD, AIN'T FUCKING GOOD!
Deyth Banger
#72. Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
U.S. Army
#73. Hanging out with Sam or any two-year-old is basically one big suicide watch. Their mission is to find one new way after another of offing themselves - piss in an electric socket, lick a pit bull's nose, chase an ice cream truck into traffic - and your job as a parent is to step in before it happens.
Michael J. Fox
#74. Malavika Vishwanath. Don't try to say it you'll just piss me off.
Peter Clines
#75. Piss on my daisies, we have to save the demons!
Kim Harrison
#76. I'd gotten on the piss and it had kicked me the fuck off. Hard.
S.A. Tawks
#77. Because personally I think mattering is a piss-poor idea. I just want to fly under the radar, because when you start to make yourself into a big deal, that's when you get shot down. The bigger a deal you are, the worse your life is.
John Green
#78. We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.
Michael O'Leary
#79. People go for help, but their lives don't get better because of those psychiatric drugs. They get worse. They feel numb and they're told that's a good thing. It's how you degrade a society
by drugging the piss out of it.
Tom Cruise
#80. All that mattered was that he could look forward to aggravating the piss out of Rory each and every night.
R.L. Mathewson
#81. As long as you continue to tar social democracy with all the crimes of communism, I feel equally entitled to tar the free market with the crimes of slavery, segregation, colonialism and genocide; piss me off and I'll add fascism and the Nazis.
Greg Erwin
#82. That love seemed to increase their desire to undo the corporations that made them. It used to be you had to make munitions to piss people off. Now it was enough to be large, global and successful. That made it a more radical, systematic critique, Nash thought. And more futile, naturally.
Dana Spiotta
#83. I went to Glenalmond and got the piss taken out of me for my Glasgow accent. Then I spent five years at this very posh school, came out sounding like Prince Charles, which you have to do in order to survive, and then I got called Lord Fauntleroy for the first six months at art school.
Robbie Coltraine
#84. Maybe they're not surrendering," said the smirking soldier in false consolation. "Maybe they all just really had to piss.
Laini Taylor
#86. What's the matter with men?" Catherine said. "You can't leave a woman a space to be private. You have to piss on everything?
Scott Adlerberg
#87. Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might aim for the heart and shoot me in the balls.
Nora Roberts
#88. I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast.
Jimmy Buffett
#89. My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny, my uncle's really funny, everyone's really funny. You have to be quick, otherwise you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp.
Noel Fielding
#90. Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer into piss that's what you are!
Bill Maher
#91. Logan couldn't help the slight twitch of his lips at the last comment. "I'm not trying to piss you off." "Well, congratulations. You're succeeding anyway.
Ella Frank
#92. This brew could make a dead eunuch piss lightning,
Scott Lynch
#93. Maybe it's just a daughter's job to piss off her mother.
Chuck Palahniuk
#94. Zircoff," I said, "put the tomatoes away."
"Piss," he said, "I wish they were hand grenades.
Charles Bukowski
#95. Every move you make has already been done, and taken the piss out of.
Thom Yorke
#96. The United States started to go downhill when it changed from a round designed to kill the enemies of our glorious republic to one designed to piss them off," Faith said, shooting a zombie five times, then walking up and shooting the still-thrashing infected in the head. "Seriously, just die, okay?
John Ringo
#97. Every once in a while I have this thought, we've got to piss off the religious people. How are we going to do that?
Perry Noble
#98. The seven Ps: Proper Planning and Preparation Prevent Piss-Poor Performance
John Lanchester
#99. You have to know a subject intimately, inside and out, research it thoroughly ... if you want to successfully take the piss out of it.
Michelle Knight
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