Top 5 Stephanie McAfee Quotes

#1. I didn't get my nap today. Wouldn't do for someone to piss me off.

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#2. Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before I do something crazy like ask him to whip out his goober.

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#3. I'd rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.

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#4. Will you hold on to my penis while I drive?"

"If it's absolutely necessary, yes.

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#5. Times are a'changing, my man. Welcome to the new real world where fat people don't have to hate themselves anymore. Thank God for women like Melissa McCarthy and Adele so we can all start really believing that now.

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