Top 44 John Ringo Quotes
#1. Good to see you, Ty," Steve said. "Welcome to Phantom Works." "Shhhh . . ." Tyler said. "Somebody might hear!" "There's a sign," Steve pointed out.
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#2. If you don't tell people your plans they can't follow along." "They don't follow along anyway," Tyler said. "Most of them do their level best to piss in your well just to piss in your well.
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#4. More people have been killed by totalitarian regimes, during times of peace, than in all the wars in the world combined.
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#5. Zombies don't bother me, sir," Faith said, dimpling cutely. "They're insane, hungry, angry animals. They won't kill me from professional courtesy, sir.
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#6. Son, We're in no mood for Mickey Mouse. Get out of the road.
Chief Miller, Into the Looking Glass
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#7. We need to put your sister in a glass case like Snow White," Colonel Hamilton said, his arms crossed. He was monitoring the radio chatter from the deck of a gunboat. "With a sign on it that says 'Break in the event of a zombie apocalypse.'
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#8. It is said that in science the greatest changes come about when some researcher says "Hmmm. That's odd." The same can be said for relationships: "That's not my shade of lipstick . . ." - warfare: "That's an odd dust cloud . . ." Etc.
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#9. Rich tofu-eaters would move out to the country, buy a small farm that was going under anyway and then not know what to do with it. (See Green Acres and multiply by hundreds of thousands and both members Eva Gabor. But crossed with Karen Carpenter and take away all shreds of common sense.)
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#10. She wasn't sure if she could just stand there. It was much easier to walk around and be shouty.
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#11. So the starting point and the basis of their liberal wails of anguish always and always is guilt. Guilt, guilt, guilt.
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#12. You really should do some research for a change instead of just listening to the voices in your head.
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#13. There is a god somewhere that is angry because we're combining stuff like Cutty Sark with fifty-year-old Laphroaig,
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#14. Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
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#15. Keep moving forward until we find something better to do," Hinchcliffe replied. "Maybe find the nursery for the dog-demons. I'd rather kill them stillborn." "I didn't know you were a Democrat, Staff Sergeant," Berg said with a grin. "Don't ask, don't tell, Two-Gun.
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#16. Nuke em till they glow and then shoot 'em in the dark
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#17. Shall I show him in or tell him to go find a short and unpleasant route to hell?
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#18. Team Inara, commence Operation Joss-Whedon-Is-A-God.
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#19. To most people in a bureaucracy, the main thing is that they've got a steady paycheck, because who ever lays off a bureaucrat?
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#20. They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning, We will remember them. "Ode of Remembrance" Lawrence Binyon
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#21. [Virginia] has a very sizeable collection of democrats, liberals and moonbats. (Yes, they can be separated.)
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#22. Away Team, Guppy. Yes, we can." "If you would, please," Sophia radioed. "Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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#23. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING . . ." She screamed at the top of her lungs.
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#24. I have been to the speed of God, sir ... and I discommend it.
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#25. Nuke them until they glow and shoot them in the dark.
No questions.
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#26. The purpose of a free press, in which I believe believe it or not, is so that people can make rational decisions in a democracy. They'd already perverted the process so bad that was hard, but the point is valid.
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#27. I am in an undisclosed location. I call it . . . the Laaaair." "The Lair?" Steve said, laughing. "Hey, every Evil Overlord has to have a lair," Tyler said. "I couldn't find a volcano next to a piranha pit but it's close . . .
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#28. That's the way to get the chicks for free. And getting the chicks for free is the only true pursuit for a grown-up male. Before puberty, of course, it's avoiding them like the plague.
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#29. Open-market democratic capitalism isn't the best system of government in the world, it just works the best.
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#30. Humans talk about 'fight-flight.' Isn't binary, quaternary: fight, flight, bluff, submit. Every human is different pattern for different conditions, but all humans have all four to an extent ... All human interaction works on those four responses ...
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#31. Hello, my name is Noam and I have the answer to all your problems. It's all the fault of the evil Americans, the bad conservative ones that fill the airwaves with their lies and are in power and want to oppress the world. There. Now give me money so that I can soothsay again and assuage your guilt.
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#32. The United States started to go downhill when it changed from a round designed to kill the enemies of our glorious republic to one designed to piss them off," Faith said, shooting a zombie five times, then walking up and shooting the still-thrashing infected in the head. "Seriously, just die, okay?
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#33. Man-induced global warming was an hypothesis that had been repeatedly disproven. Anthropogenic (man-caused) global warming proponents weren't scientists, they were religious zealots.
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#35. This is what you get for letting rednecks play with antimatter, boss
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#36. Toilet paper is a right, not a privilege,
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#37. Is it just me or is this like a bad TV sci-fi show?
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#38. But it's pretty hard to get a liberal off their mental grooves.)
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#39. The economic answer to the world's problems is John Adams, not [Karl] Marx.
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#40. Tyler said, taking a sip of Coke. He'd begun to notice a bit too much blood in his alcohol system lately.
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#41. This is too complicated. What about I shoot him? If he comes back, he really likes me.
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#42. He who laughs last is generally the one that thought fastest on his feet,
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#43. Triage on a battlefield (where the word originated in the Napoleonic Wars) came down to three choices: Those that don't need help right now, those that can survive if they get help right now and those that are probably going to die whether they get help or not.
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#44. Creating lines that went straight into the interior [of a space station] was a recipe for disaster. Some knucklehead in an X-wing was bound to come along and drop an energy torpedo into your main power plant, and everyone knows how that ends.
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