Quotes About Kinky

#1. Regaring Politics: You've got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other; someone has to walk the fence and feed the animals. - Kinky Friedman

Ray Palla

#2. The porch light came on and Aunt B swung the door open. Middle-aged and stout, with graying hair rolled into a bun, she looked like she should be baking cookies, not ruling a brood of social deviants with a penchant for hysterical laughter and kinky sex.

Ilona Andrews

#3. I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Kinky Friedman

#4. I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Kinky Friedman

#5. I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

Oliver Reed

#6. I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.

Kinky Friedman

#7. If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.

Kinky Friedman

#8. I don't drink. Never taken a drug in my life ever. In fact from a newspaper point of view I'm very boring. I don't do anything. I don't drink no booze, no drugs, no kinky carryings on, don't go to brothels.

Jimmy Savile

#9. Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.

Kinky Friedman

#10. I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

Kinky Friedman

#11. How hard can it be?

Kinky Friedman

#12. Barefoot and pregnant. After the ruckus last night, I suppose I wouldn't be all that shocked if you managed it," Elijah muttered as Stunt passed him.

Stunt was officially in hell. It was like getting caught by his parents having sex. Worse...kinky sex.

Lyn Gala

#13. I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

Kinky Friedman

#14. You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.

Kinky Friedman

#15. If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

Kinky Friedman

#16. But I'm not a damsel in distress either." Patrick's lips quirk up. "No, you just like to play one in sexy, kinky scenes." Will

Leta Blake

#17. Stay Kind, Stay Kinky, Stay True

Lisa Fulham

#18. This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.

Kinky Friedman

#19. We're enveloped in pitch black. "Wait here," I whisper.
"Are you getting your ax?"
"Handcuffs."
"Kinky. But, okay, I'll try it.

Stephanie Perkins

#20. Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.

Kinky Friedman

#21. I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.

Kinky Friedman

#22. People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

Kinky Friedman

#23. Handcuffs. Kinky. But I prefer to have a bit more freedom during sex. Don't you?

Jennifer Estep

#24. No black man wants a blue-eyed black child, and no white man wants a kinky-haired white child. Nature didn't mean it to be that way.

Muhammad Ali

#25. I see an issue I like, and I support it.

Kinky Friedman

#26. Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.

Kinky Friedman

#27. Because of writers like Chinua Achebe and Camara Laye ... I realized that people like me, girls with skin the color of chocolate, whose kinky hair could not form ponytails, could also exist in literature.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

#28. Damn, girl. You are a kinky fuck."

I glanced down. The sheet was spattered with blood, my skin covered with dried red lines. Awkward. "Oh. I tripped and fell."

"On his fangs? Over and over?

Jill Myles

#29. The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime.

Kinky Friedman

#30. I'm not afraid to live. I'm not afraid to fail. I'm not afraid to succeed. I'm not afraid to fall in love. I'm not afraid to be alone. I'm just afraid I might have to stop talking about myself for five minutes.

Kinky Friedman

#31. It's all very well going around thinking you're a cowboy, until you run into somebody who thinks he's an Indian.

Kinky Friedman

#32. It will never belong in a Hallmark card, but I drove a car into a house and killed a man for you. You chained me up for days and I still wanted to come back and talk over our darkly sordid, slightly kinky, and a lot warped relationship. Face it, you're stuck with me.

Kylie Scott

#33. Finding a cat
or having a cat find you
can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.

Kinky Friedman

#34. The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

Kinky Friedman

#35. If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.

Kinky Friedman

#36. We're supposed to see "universal" love as heterosexual. What I insist upon in my work is that there is no such thing as universal love in literature.

Audre Lorde

#37. That girl is pretty kinky, the girl's a super-freak, I'd really like to taste her.

Rick James

#38. The lies kinky people tell vanilla people.

Tiffany Reisz

#39. Eventually I fell asleep in the Rabies and Lycanthropy section. Woolsey bites on occasion, and I'm concerned.' - Magnus Bane

Cassandra Clare

#40. I owe my discovery of the Hot Club of Cowtown to Kinky Friedman, leader of the Texas Jewboys. When I saw that Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys were headlining the 2003 Santa Clarita Cowboy Poetry and Music Festival, I thought it my duty to check out the band that had inspired the Texas Jewboys.

Clive Sinclair

#41. We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

Kinky Friedman

#42. To love is to live on the precipice.

Anne Desclos

#43. I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.

Kinky Friedman

#44. Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy.

Kinky Friedman

#45. Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.

Terry Pratchett

#46. Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody else got tired of her shit

Kinky Friedman

#47. The voluntary captive
The speechless the prisoner
Which I hide in my very depths ...

Anne Desclos

#48. Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

Kinky Friedman

#49. How he could have such a reaction with me looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy astonished me. He was kinky. I'd take it.

Darynda Jones

#50. That said, wow. This book is just so full of nasty and kinky encounters and voyeuristic thrills that it blew me away.
Sylvia Storm E Read Erotica Reviews

Sasha Holden

#51. When you have a cat you assume certain responsibilities that, in a spiritual sense, transcend those of a marital or a business relationship.

Kinky Friedman

#52. She was a stubborn woman who needed a good spanking, and not of the kinky variety.

Shelly Crane

#53. The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

Kinky Friedman

#54. No. I can't have sex with you today because there aren't enough spoons.

Jenny Lawson

#55. Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.

Kinky Friedman

#56. We're going to make that Lone Star shine again

Kinky Friedman

#57. If ever thou be'st bound in thy scarf and beaten, thou shalt find what it is to be proud of thy bondage.

William Shakespeare

#58. How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

Kinky Friedman

#59. We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

Kinky Friedman

#60. First, I'm going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone."
"Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches," I said, grinning.

Kyle Adams

#61. It's just so sensual, watching her crack eggs and beat them up, god, now I sound like a kinky bastard.

Megan Keith

#62. Mrs. Conners I will take you last 'cause I know you like it kinky. You are into some rough stuff and that black lacy teddy really is set off by all those blue veins on your thighs.

Alex Morgan

#63. Girls fantasize about being tied up and bent over a broad pair of knees. Girls dream of being dominated and worshipped. Girls adore dressing up, role play, changing roles. Yes, that's right, perfidious submissives are itchy to switch to the Domme and grab the whip handle.

Chloe Thurlow

#64. My natural hair texture is very kinky.

Tyra Banks

#65. If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.

Kinky Friedman

#66. And while I do love coffee - both the scent ... and the taste - I have no doubt I'd prefer the scent ... and the taste ... of something ... more personal.

Skye Jordan

#67. Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

Kinky Friedman

#68. I paint stupid things; that's what I do. I can't think of anything more boring than a really beautiful thing. You have to mess it up. There has to be something a little kinky to keep their attention.

Billy Al Bengston

#69. He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.

Kinky Friedman

#70. I knew I had a problem. I was starting to like that kinky rich bastard.

R.K. Lilley

#71. The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship

Kinky Friedman

#72. Debauchery conceived of as a kind of ascetic experience is not new, either for men or for women, but until Story of O no woman to my knowledge had said it.

Anne Desclos

#73. Are vampires kinky? I didn't know.

Roger Ebert

#74. I look at you," he murmured, "and I remember every position, every way I made you come, how you felt against my mouth. Honey, I know it all by heart. I don't want to try some new kinky position. I want to revisit where we've been.

Sara Jane Stone

#75. I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

Kinky Friedman

#76. I looked up at the stars that were really flowers and thought about vanillas who were really kinky folks waiting to be born

Annabel Joseph

#77. I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.

Kinky Friedman

#78. There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician.

Kinky Friedman

#79. You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.

Kinky Friedman

#80. The child-teacher relationship is crucial.

Kinky Friedman

#81. Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.

Lewis Grizzard

#82. The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.

Kinky Friedman

#83. I don't know how you do it. You aren't even blond. I mean, maybe a little, but mostly you're a brunette. I just don't see guys going for that."
"Yeah, well, some people are into kinky stuff, I guess.

Richelle Mead

#84. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle.

Kinky Friedman

#85. We were a country band with a social conscience.

Kinky Friedman

#86. James couldn't help it, he smiled. Charlotte was the strangest girl he'd spent time with lately, not because she was weird or even kinky, but because sweetness seemed to pour from her skin like molasses.

Eve Dangerfield

#87. Is that where you draw the line? I'll never understand why some things are more taboo than others."
"And that's what makes you so kinky, the fact that you don't see the difference.

R.K. Lilley

#88. Any woman with kinky textured hair - can wear it, love it and manage it. She only needs the right tools, inspiration and motivation.

Monica Millner

#89. The glass door swung open and two big, homely women walked in looking guilty. They were the kind of women who, out of sheer loneliness, end up doing kinky stuff with candy bars and wake up with apple fritters in their hair.

Donald Ray Pollock

#90. So you're a dom, huh? Nice." I stabbed my pancakes again. "Kinky."
"You're the one who ties people up, babe.

Lilith Saintcrow

#91. I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

Kinky Friedman

#92. Happiness is a moving target.

Kinky Friedman

#93. We enjoy talking about music, politics, and subjugation. - Kinky Friedman to Night Rider on KOKE-FM

Ray Palla

#94. I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

Kinky Friedman

#95. If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.

Kinky Friedman

#96. Imagination, of course, is the money of childhood

Kinky Friedman

#97. I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.

Kinky Friedman

#98. Trouble in paradise? Want me to talk to him for you?" he offered. "I'm sure I can convince him to come crawling back. Even literally, if you're into that kind of kinky stuff.

Ada Adams

#99. I don't want to subscribe to my sister's kinky sex videos with her husband!

Krista Ritchie

#100. Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Kinky Friedman