Top 100 Quotes About Kinky
#1. Regaring Politics: You've got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other; someone has to walk the fence and feed the animals. - Kinky Friedman
Ray Palla
#2. The porch light came on and Aunt B swung the door open. Middle-aged and stout, with graying hair rolled into a bun, she looked like she should be baking cookies, not ruling a brood of social deviants with a penchant for hysterical laughter and kinky sex.
Ilona Andrews
#3. I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.
Oliver Reed
#4. I don't drink. Never taken a drug in my life ever. In fact from a newspaper point of view I'm very boring. I don't do anything. I don't drink no booze, no drugs, no kinky carryings on, don't go to brothels.
Jimmy Savile
#5. Barefoot and pregnant. After the ruckus last night, I suppose I wouldn't be all that shocked if you managed it," Elijah muttered as Stunt passed him.
Stunt was officially in hell. It was like getting caught by his parents having sex. Worse...kinky sex.
Lyn Gala
#6. But I'm not a damsel in distress either." Patrick's lips quirk up. "No, you just like to play one in sexy, kinky scenes." Will
Leta Blake
#8. We're enveloped in pitch black. "Wait here," I whisper.
"Are you getting your ax?"
"Handcuffs."
"Kinky. But, okay, I'll try it.
Stephanie Perkins
#9. Handcuffs. Kinky. But I prefer to have a bit more freedom during sex. Don't you?
Jennifer Estep
#10. No black man wants a blue-eyed black child, and no white man wants a kinky-haired white child. Nature didn't mean it to be that way.
Muhammad Ali
#11. Because of writers like Chinua Achebe and Camara Laye ... I realized that people like me, girls with skin the color of chocolate, whose kinky hair could not form ponytails, could also exist in literature.
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
#12. Damn, girl. You are a kinky fuck."
I glanced down. The sheet was spattered with blood, my skin covered with dried red lines. Awkward. "Oh. I tripped and fell."
"On his fangs? Over and over?
Jill Myles
#13. It will never belong in a Hallmark card, but I drove a car into a house and killed a man for you. You chained me up for days and I still wanted to come back and talk over our darkly sordid, slightly kinky, and a lot warped relationship. Face it, you're stuck with me.
Kylie Scott
#14. That girl is pretty kinky, the girl's a super-freak, I'd really like to taste her.
Rick James
#16. I owe my discovery of the Hot Club of Cowtown to Kinky Friedman, leader of the Texas Jewboys. When I saw that Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys were headlining the 2003 Santa Clarita Cowboy Poetry and Music Festival, I thought it my duty to check out the band that had inspired the Texas Jewboys.
Clive Sinclair
#17. Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.
Terry Pratchett
#18. How he could have such a reaction with me looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy astonished me. He was kinky. I'd take it.
Darynda Jones
#19. That said, wow. This book is just so full of nasty and kinky encounters and voyeuristic thrills that it blew me away.
Sylvia Storm E Read Erotica Reviews
Sasha Holden
#20. She was a stubborn woman who needed a good spanking, and not of the kinky variety.
Shelly Crane
#21. First, I'm going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone."
"Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches," I said, grinning.
Kyle Adams
#22. It's just so sensual, watching her crack eggs and beat them up, god, now I sound like a kinky bastard.
Megan Keith
#23. Mrs. Conners I will take you last 'cause I know you like it kinky. You are into some rough stuff and that black lacy teddy really is set off by all those blue veins on your thighs.
Alex Morgan
#24. My natural hair texture is very kinky.
Tyra Banks
#25. I paint stupid things; that's what I do. I can't think of anything more boring than a really beautiful thing. You have to mess it up. There has to be something a little kinky to keep their attention.
Billy Al Bengston
#26. I knew I had a problem. I was starting to like that kinky rich bastard.
R.K. Lilley
#28. I look at you," he murmured, "and I remember every position, every way I made you come, how you felt against my mouth. Honey, I know it all by heart. I don't want to try some new kinky position. I want to revisit where we've been.
Sara Jane Stone
#29. I looked up at the stars that were really flowers and thought about vanillas who were really kinky folks waiting to be born
Annabel Joseph
#30. Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
Lewis Grizzard
#31. I don't know how you do it. You aren't even blond. I mean, maybe a little, but mostly you're a brunette. I just don't see guys going for that."
"Yeah, well, some people are into kinky stuff, I guess.
Richelle Mead
#32. James couldn't help it, he smiled. Charlotte was the strangest girl he'd spent time with lately, not because she was weird or even kinky, but because sweetness seemed to pour from her skin like molasses.
Eve Dangerfield
#33. Is that where you draw the line? I'll never understand why some things are more taboo than others."
"And that's what makes you so kinky, the fact that you don't see the difference.
R.K. Lilley
#34. Any woman with kinky textured hair - can wear it, love it and manage it. She only needs the right tools, inspiration and motivation.
Monica Millner
#35. The glass door swung open and two big, homely women walked in looking guilty. They were the kind of women who, out of sheer loneliness, end up doing kinky stuff with candy bars and wake up with apple fritters in their hair.
Donald Ray Pollock
#36. So you're a dom, huh? Nice." I stabbed my pancakes again. "Kinky."
"You're the one who ties people up, babe.
Lilith Saintcrow
#37. We enjoy talking about music, politics, and subjugation. - Kinky Friedman to Night Rider on KOKE-FM
Ray Palla
#38. Trouble in paradise? Want me to talk to him for you?" he offered. "I'm sure I can convince him to come crawling back. Even literally, if you're into that kind of kinky stuff.
Ada Adams
#39. I don't want to subscribe to my sister's kinky sex videos with her husband!
Krista Ritchie
#40. I'm just an innocent racist who likes to flirt with young adult women And I meet emotionally retarded misfits who are kinky about infants' feet, scheming psychopaths, suicidal emos, brain dead skinheads and mestizos posing as white supremacists.
Greg Deane
#41. Stories are the thing which shapes our kinky and wicked minds.
Deyth Banger
#42. 'You remember asking me if I'd ever begged?'
I wiped the corner of my eyes, sniffed. 'Is this about to get kinky?'
Josh Lanyon
#43. I saw two birds having dangerously kinky sex on the main road, while several cars ran above them just missing the sparrows' toss and tumble fly away. The couple survived to try it again next season on a railway line!
Initially NO
#44. Obi sits on the cot and ties my ankles together. I'm tempted to make a quip about requiring dinner and a movie before getting so kinky, but I don't.
Susan Ee
#46. I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.
Rodney Dangerfield
#48. To the outside world kinky people like us are always considered crazy. I think we're actually healthier, of course there's a few that are nuts but hey those normal people have their psychos too!
S.L. Walker
#49. If, as a professor, you ask four men and two women each to wear a cotton T-shirt, no deodorant and no perfume, for two nights, then hand these T-shirts to you, you will probably be humored as a mite kinky.
Matt Ridley
#50. In this country, some aristocratic families automatically categorize persons with dark skin, thick lips, and kinky hair as "Barias" [Amharic for slave] ... let it be clear to everybody that I shall soon make these ignoramuses stoop and grind corn!
Mengistu Haile Mariam
#51. Is this one of those contracts like in that kinky book where we outline what we're willing to do or not do during sex? Like our hard limits and safe words?
Katie Ashley
#52. But it was the dark hunger in his tone that got to her. Damn kinky vampire had actually liked the knife.
Shit.
Nalini Singh
#53. I enjoy dating married men because they don't want anything kinky, like breakfast.
Joni Rodgers
#54. If you've ever fantasized about a kinky MFF encounter with a dominant alpha male, getting handcuffed to a bed, or being hired as a call girl, this is the story for you.
Anya Aurelie
#55. So you've just slept with him, given him your virginity, a man who doesn't love you. In fact, he has odd ideas about you, wants to make you some sort of kinky sex slave.
E.L. James
#56. What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky.
Kevin Hearne
#57. Let me ask you something first. Do you want a regular vanilla relationship with no kinky fu*kery at all?
E.L. James
#58. We could get kinky and see how bats and rats make love, he suggested in a whisper, warm breath against her neck.
You are a sick man, Jacques. Very, very sick.
Christine Feehan
#59. That's hard core, Gin," Finn replied. "Very hard core. Kind of kinky too." A grim smile tightened my lips. "That's me. Gin Blanco. Hard core and kinky to the bitter end.
Jennifer Estep
#60. I like to be weird, kinky, straight, in and out, up and down. I like to blow up people's expectations, create them, destroy them, and dissolve them. It is fun.
Frederick Lenz
#62. Mr. Stalker
Mr. Kinky
Mr. Spellcaster
Mr. Charming
Mr. Personality
Mr. Stalker
Mr. Celebrity
Mr. Beautiful
Mr. Mercurial
R.K. Lilley
#63. The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love.
Frank Langella
#64. English, however, is kinky. It has a predilection for dressing up like Welsh on lonely nights.
John McWhorter
#65. Ella squeezed, wringing a groan from his throat that echoed the torments of the damned. Usually, though, the damned didn't lean into the torment in a silent entreaty for more. Or so she assumed. She didn't think hell was likely to be kinky.
Christine Warren
#66. My stomach somersaults
he wants me ... in a weird way, true, but this beautiful, strange, kinky man wants me.
E.L. James
#67. My kinky, foul-mouthed romantic gentleman lover.
Raine Miller
#68. It's in its own little area . . . secluded . . . steamy." Ty began to smile, but he held his ground, shaking his head. "You kinky little exhibitionist, you." "I'm just suggesting that a hot soak would feel really good for aching muscles." "I
Abigail Roux
#69. Allthough that doesn't happen often lately, I like to read exciting thrillers and those kinky magazines.
Jonathan Brandis
#70. Come baaaaaaack. They're questioning me about every little thing. I'm breaking Anna. I'm gonna snap and tell them I'm a werewolf and you're my mate and we have kinky werewolf sex.
Mairead Falcon
#71. One corner of his mouth twitched. "Should I consider that a warning?"
"Just don't be surprised if you find yourself riding a bolt of lightning if you piss me off."
"I'm into kinky shit, so that works.
Larissa Ione
#72. When do we start?"
"Give me a minute to change from vanilla guy to kinky guy.
C.D. Reiss
#73. I'm sure no intelligent white person in his or her right white mind, want black men and women marrying their white sons and daughters and in return introducing their grandchildren to half brown, kinky haired black people.
Muhammad Ali
#74. To say I have frizzy hair is an understatement. It is kinky, more pubic than cranial, and whitish blond, breaking off easily, like hay.
Kathryn Stockett
#75. Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer. May I land my kinky machine?
Jimi Hendrix
#76. Sometimes I think I'm kinky because I fantasize about slapping you. And then I realize I really just want to slap you.
Tiffany Reisz
#77. Black isn't beautiful and it isn't ugly - black is! It's not kinky hair and it's not straight hair - it just is.
Gloria Naylor
#78. I love you and all your kinky fuckery
E.L. James
#79. Only for you, fan-girl." He tossed her towel. "And I like when you blush, so go ahead. Mop my sweat, you kinky beast."
-Michael Flynn, Willing Victim
Cara McKenna
#80. I think you should go shopping first. I like when you bring all that kinky stuff home.
Janet Evanovich
#81. Simon, you're blushing," observed Jace. "And you're a vampire and almost never blush, so this better be really juicy. And weird. Were bicycles involved in some kinky way? Vacuum cleaners? Umbrellas?
Cassandra Clare
#83. What was she going to do with two Drustans?
A kinky part of her proposed something unmentionable and rather fascinating. Really, if they were both him, it wouldn't be like she was cheating on anyone.
Karen Marie Moning
#84. Hello?" Cam said in a playful tone, "House of all things kinky, the resident sexpert speaking.
Chloe Walsh
#85. Tantric Zen is not being kinky; nor is it being conservative and austere. It is eclectic. It is a real mixture of all things.
Frederick Lenz
#86. And began typing.
We will not be meeting in my bedroom. Jack and I will meet you at your condo at midnight.
Two minutes later there was an answer.
Sounds Kinky. I'll break out the whips and chains. You wear that pair of black boots I like.
Brodi Ashton
#87. I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Kinky Friedman
#88. I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
Kinky Friedman
#89. I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
Kinky Friedman
#90. If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.
Kinky Friedman
#91. Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.
Kinky Friedman
#92. I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.
Kinky Friedman
#94. I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
Kinky Friedman
#95. You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
Kinky Friedman
#96. If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
Kinky Friedman
#97. This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
Kinky Friedman
#98. Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
Kinky Friedman
#99. I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
Kinky Friedman
#100. People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.
Kinky Friedman
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