Kinky Love Quotes

#1. Friendship between a person capable of it, and such an amiable man as Mr. Bingley, was incomprehensible. She grew absolutely ashamed of herself. Of neither Darcy nor Wickham could she think without

Jane Austen

#2. If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!

Kinky Friedman

#3. So you've just slept with him, given him your virginity, a man who doesn't love you. In fact, he has odd ideas about you, wants to make you some sort of kinky sex slave.

E.L. James

#4. Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.

Yeardley Smith

#5. I think there [are] great economies that can be made starting with a round of base closings, ... I want the president to veto these pork-barrel spending bills which have grown to incredible obscene levels. I believe there are a number of weapons systems that have to be eliminated.

John McCain

#6. Who called it? I called it! That's right, uh huh!

Penny Reid

#7. People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

Kinky Friedman

#8. We could get kinky and see how bats and rats make love, he suggested in a whisper, warm breath against her neck.
You are a sick man, Jacques. Very, very sick.

Christine Feehan

#9. I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.

Kinky Friedman

#10. There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember.

William Shakespeare

#11. I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.

Kinky Friedman

#12. The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love.

Frank Langella

#13. Good sex is about knowing each other's deepest and kinkiest desires.

Abhijit Naskar

#14. To be happy one must always think happy ... producing happy thoughts (vibrations)throughout their days.

Timothy Pina

#15. I love you and all your kinky fuckery

E.L. James

#16. Once a depressed person becomes active and hopeful, self-esteem always improves. Bolstering self-esteem without changing hopelessness, without changing passivity, accomplishes nothing.

Martin Seligman

#17. Let my love like sunlight surround you and yet give you illumined freedom.

Rabindranath Tagore

#18. I want to protect our constitutional right to bear arms in a legal and thoughtful way with background checks that also don't want people to get shot and murdered, but it doesn't mean that you can't own a gun.

Kimberly Guilfoyle

#19. Tell you what, why don't you think of whoever wrote your first good book? I'm talking about the one that got under you like a magic carpet and lifted you right off the ground. Do you know what I'm talking about? They know. It's on every face that faces his.

Stephen King

#20. The more abstract the truth you wish to teach, the more you need to seduce the senses to it.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#21. I'm not afraid to live. I'm not afraid to fail. I'm not afraid to succeed. I'm not afraid to fall in love. I'm not afraid to be alone. I'm just afraid I might have to stop talking about myself for five minutes.

Kinky Friedman

#22. Finding a cat
or having a cat find you
can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.

Kinky Friedman

#23. We're supposed to see "universal" love as heterosexual. What I insist upon in my work is that there is no such thing as universal love in literature.

Audre Lorde

#24. To love is to live on the precipice.

Anne Desclos

#25. And while I do love coffee - both the scent ... and the taste - I have no doubt I'd prefer the scent ... and the taste ... of something ... more personal.

Skye Jordan

#26. Any woman with kinky textured hair - can wear it, love it and manage it. She only needs the right tools, inspiration and motivation.

Monica Millner

#27. I am sure of this: that no one can write a book which children will like unless he write it for himself first.

A.A. Milne

#28. You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.

Kinky Friedman

#29. Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Kinky Friedman

#30. The darkest day if you live till tomorrow will have past away.

William Cowper

#31. Venice never looks lovelier than when you're using it to dispose of a body.

Joe Schreiber

#32. I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

Kinky Friedman

#33. The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.

Kinky Friedman

#34. Livingston, if you could read my mind, you would start feeling really shy around me.

Katy Evans

#35. Some things never change. Not the ABC's, not the multiplication tables, not God!

Billy Graham

#36. Sexual fantasies say a lot about the emotional places we go to in our minds. When you find out what's so sexy about something to you or your lover, you will both want to do it more and you might start to crave the searching for whatever else you have hidden in that beautiful brain.

Roberto Hogue