Quotes About Gynecologist

#1. What's similar between 'Daily Show' and 'RJ Berger' is that people are grabbing me - not quite the groovy intelligentsia Starbucks barista, but the Latina nurses at my gynecologist's office - and telling me they love the show.

Beth Littleford

#2. We are still groping perhaps, but we grope intelligently, like a gynecologist feeling a tumor.

Vladimir Nabokov

#3. I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look.

Tara Sivec

#4. I gotta tell you, Davidson, I'm impressed," he said. "That took balls."
"Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two."
"Have I mentioned that I'm a licensed gynecologist? If your ovaries ever need anything ...

Darynda Jones

#5. I go for my completely routine mammogram and then I get a call from my gynecologist. And she says, 'Well, I have some - it's not such great news, but here it is, but it's very small and we're just going to get in there and take it right out, right away, and then you'll probably have radiation.'

Cynthia Nixon

#6. I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.

George Carlin

#7. Well," Carole said, turning in her seat, "after being fingerprinted and being given a lie detector test, I'll never complain again about going to the gynecologist.

Stephanie Bond

#8. I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

Joan Rivers

#9. Barbara had really missed her calling. She should have been a gynecologist. Nothing pleased her more than having her face between another woman's legs.

Elysia N. Fields

#10. At 31 years of age, Fred West was a big man trapped in a little man's body. He thought himself to be a gynecologist and Warren Beatty look-a-like all rolled into one ... the surgeon and the stud.

Stephen Richards

#11. And now there are two distinct phases to sex with Daryl: the first two minutes like an exam from an autistic gynecologist, the next ten a visit from the Roto-Rooter man.

Jess Walter

#12. She reached behind her to unfasten her bra, then stopped. "Do you need me to take all my clothes off, or just from the waist down?" "This isn't a visit to the gynecologist, Rachel. Everything must go." His voice was lightly mocking.

Anne Stuart

#13. before explaining that I will need to remove all my clothing including underwear. I'm not sure who attempts a gynecologist appointment with their underwear on, but I don't say anything.

Jana Aston

#14. A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.

Daniel Tosh

#15. Just as I wouldn't expect a gynecologist to have a debate with somebody who believes in the Stork-theory of reproduction, I won't do debates with Young Earth creationists.

Richard Dawkins

#16. I've been at stand-up for years: after a while, you get as jaded as the proverbial gynecologist who no longer enjoys drugging and violating his patients.

Emo Philips

#17. WARNING: Supposedly, eating quiche isn't manly, and occasionally when I eat quiche, my gynecologist will make fun of me.

Jim Gaffigan

#18. Won't you at least call a gynecologist in to see me? You're not a specialist in this area." "I don't need you to tell me what my specialties are," he said angrily. "It would be best for everybody concerned if you have an abortion, no matter which way you have it.

Assata Shakur

#19. If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

Dov Davidoff

#20. My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.

Joan Rivers

#21. Did Gran go to a gynecologist? That is totally weird. I never thought about my grandmother's vagina before. I don't want to be thinking about my grandmother's vagina. Not here, at her funeral. In a church. While i'm doing a reading from the Bible.

Meg Cabot

#22. I have a great gynecologist who is as gifted at listening as she is at rectal exams.

Tina Fey

#23. Was that a personal call, Cammie?" he asked with a shrewd glance. I had a brief moment of panic before composing myself. "Yes. It was my gynecologist. He wanted to discuss my latest pap smear. Do you want to know how the cells on my cervix are doing?

R.S. Grey

#24. I have something called endometriosis, and I was told by my gynecologist that I needed to go on a specific diet if I didn't want to have any more surgery.

Tia Mowry

#25. It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem with it, just give it a light tap on the side.' Then they hand me a urine sample, and I put it up to the light and say 'Hmm, looks pretty healthy, but I'll check.'

Craig Kilborn

#26. Expose yourself," they said. "Let us see your deepest and your darkest."
My deepest and my darkest? What are you, my gynecologist?

Jay Asher

#27. I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

Cathy Ladman

#28. Oh my God. My fantasy crush is a gynecologist. My gynecologist.

Jana Aston

#29. There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated.
Charley

Darynda Jones

#30. Been thinking about having a baby. But if I want to do it, I'd have to do it soon 'cause it's getting near closing time. The clock is ticking. My gynecologist said, if I wanted to have a baby, I would have to do it - the latest - by the ended of this show.

Carol Leifer

#31. A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

Carrie Snow

#32. I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir'.

Joan Rivers

#33. I think Dr. Leslie's in love with me.
I certainly hope so.
Not that I want him to suffer. But I figure that if my gynecologist's in love with me, I must have a very interesting mind.

J.D. Landis

#34. Ah, now my pet, you'll be callin' me, Ma. Me gynecologist calls me Mrs. McClung," Charlie's mother instructed a blushing Marian. From "A Good Girl

Mary Anne Edwards

#35. We'll go to the most posh gynecologist in New York. One who gets Harper's Bazaar for the reception room. How does that sound?

Philip Roth

#36. Never let a gynecologist put anything in your nose.

Gilda Radner