Jana Aston Quotes

#1. Oh my God. My fantasy crush is a gynecologist. My gynecologist.

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#2. Women are complex creatures, Gabe. They think it means something when a man takes his sweet-ass time asking her on a date. They think it means you're just interested in the sex.

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#3. Sometimes the right guy is the one you never see coming.

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#4. He's probably into crazy shit like having sex with the lights on.

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#5. Don't waste too much time chasing the wrong guy or you might miss the right one.

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#6. I'm sweaty and sore and I can feel his come leaking out of my ass and onto the pillow he propped under me. I really hope Mrs. Gieger is well compensated.

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#7. You've got a really charming way with words, Everly. You should write a book or something.

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#8. I bet women bend right over this desk for you," I lean forward and place my hands on the desk and drop one shoulder seductively. "I bet they're all, 'Oh, Sawyer, it's so big. I don't think it's gonna fit.' Newsflash for you. They're lying. It always fits.

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#9. I feel him pause. On my vagina. Because he's touching my vagina as I accuse him of being into examining college girls. Help me.

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#10. Everly Jensen is in a relationship with Sawyer Camden. Hold on. Hold. The fuck. On.

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#11. Do you want me to strip those tiny jeans off your body? Bend you over my knee? You want my palm slapping against your ass till it turns bright pink? Until my fingers slip between your thighs to test how wet you are?

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#12. We were laughing and then we were kissing and then my slutty leg went rogue and now we're having pizza.

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#13. Hey, do you know why Adele crossed the road?"

"Nope."

"To say hello from the other side.

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#14. Wait.

Is he mad at me? Oh, heck, no.

Because I'm mad at him.

And really, is there anything more annoying than someone who's mad at you when you're the one who's supposed to be mad? No. No, there is not.

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#15. That son of a bitch hacked me.

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#16. Oh, a Container Store," I gush upon seeing the organizational store.

"Does that get you all hot and bothered, Chloe? Did you want to stop?"

"Shut up," I say as we cross the street. "Maybe later.

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#17. I'm still not sold on this waxing thing, but I'm pretty sure I won't be signing up to get a facial and a Brazilian wax from the same person anytime soon.

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#18. He looks good in that Eagles jersey, doesn't he?" Chloe nods. "So cute." "I love baseball." "The Eagles play football, Everly.

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#19. Jana Aston is an emerging author of political romance. This is Jana's third book.

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#20. Sawyer just continues to stand there and look at me, his eyes doing that thing again, that thing that makes me think he's picturing me naked.

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#21. I've said it before - life really has a way of working out for me. My advice? A positive attitude and the ability to be flexible is essential. And a dash of delusion never hurts.

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#22. Everything. They look good with everything, I decide after a half hour of pinning. Which somehow ended with me pinning knitting patterns. I don't knit, but Pinterest is a bitch that way.

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#23. before explaining that I will need to remove all my clothing including underwear. I'm not sure who attempts a gynecologist appointment with their underwear on, but I don't say anything.

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#24. It's not stalking when we are meant to be together. I can't help it that I imprinted on him when I was six.

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#25. Somehow human resources only assigns me gay men or women old enough to have birthed me. I suspect that's on direct orders from Sawyer. Dick.

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#26. straight for the elevators, intent on my

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