Stephanie Bond Quotes

#1. How about I kiss you so we can get past this awkwardness?

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#2. There are a lot of things in the world that are unexplainable - love at first sight, vegetable pizza, and potpourri, for instance. But I doubt your ex's murder is one of them.

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#3. If you tell someone you're divorced they don't even blink, but tell them you've never been married and they wonder what's wrong with you.

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#4. - most people don't plan past the honeymoon. But reality sets in when it gets down to dirty socks and what's for dinner.

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#5. Buckle up. It'd be embarrassing to die in a hearse.

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#6. Big, strapping macho guys were like liquid diets
they were great for emergencies, but she wouldn't want to be on one all the time.

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#7. She had no doubt the man would kill her. Stupid things went skating through her mind
she'd never told her mother how much she loved her chocolate cupcakes ... or Felicia what a kind friend she'd been ... or Keith that it was cool and mature that he owned a house, even if it was in Brooklyn.

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#8. Everyone has the capacity to do terrible things. Put someone in the right situation, then offer the right incentive or trigger the right emotion, and that person will choose wrong over right, even if it goes against their nature.

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#9. I'm an acquired taste, he assured her, displaying one dimple, but addictive.

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#10. So ... this business trip of yours?"
"What about it?"
"Are you and Coop sharing a room?"
She raised her eyebrows, then said, "Right back at you, Cowboy."
"Liz and I are just friends."
"Uh-huh. I hope your shots are up-to-date."
"Meow.

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#11. A lot of good the door did. The man's pheromones oozed through the keyhole and the crack underneath the panelled wood.

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#12. Girls, we're fiction editors
we know how to plot, and we know how to cover our tracks. We can teach Jerry Key a lesson he'll never forget.

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#13. She cried over the messed up messy mess of her life, over her parents' failures and her own shortcomings.

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#14. Some people were like rubber bands
willing to stretch but eager to snap back into place at the first opportunity.

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#15. Things don't always turn out the way you want, but things generally turn out for the best.

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#16. That's the most mysterious thing about love - it takes hold of you whether you're ready or not."
She swallowed. "But it hurts."
"It's supposed to. Otherwise, you wouldn't notice.

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#17. I want to sleep in your bed."
Her thighs tingled. "You must really like my mattress."
He grinned. I never heard it called that, but yeah.

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#18. Well," Carole said, turning in her seat, "after being fingerprinted and being given a lie detector test, I'll never complain again about going to the gynecologist.

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#19. You're my hero," he murmured.
She grinned up at him. "What a coincidence. You're _my_ hero.

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#20. I've always pictured my starchy mother looking at the three of us and wondering what happened to her middle fetus. And my sweet, practical dad saying, "Two out of three isn't bad, Carrie." In

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#21. Tallie looked for something to throw, but considering the fact that she threw like a girl, she dumped that plan in lieu of grabbing her new iron and swinging it like a bowling ball between the bad man's legs, where it connected with a nauseating _thunk_.

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#22. She might have to use her employee discount to buy something more threatening today, although at the moment the most dangerous thing she could think of that Neiman Marcus had to offer was the employee discount itself.

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