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Top 100 Quotes About Dicks

#1. HEY, KIDS! TAKE YOUR DICKS OUT OF THE PLAYSTATION THREE FOR ONE GOD DAMN MINUTE AND READ SOME FUCKING COMICS. - Author: James Kochalka
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#2. Whoever said white men had little dicks was dead ass wrong. - Author: Mz. Lady P
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#3. If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall - Author: Ben Folds
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#4. Over 30 years ago, Airbus was founded by a European consortium of French, German, and later Spanish and British companies to compete in the large commercial aircraft industry with U.S. companies. - Author: Norm Dicks
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#5. Males were expected to be ready to fuck any hole they could slip their dicks into. Boys weren't considered men unless they were influenced by their carnal instincts to spread their seed. - Author: Maggie Young
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#6. Sometimes men are pussies, and they need you to dangle yours in front of them to remember that they're all dicks. - Author: K.A. Linde
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#7. The time has come for the American government to recognize the damage that has occurred to our economy, and to take firm action to curtail what I believe is both unfair and illegal foreign competition. - Author: Norm Dicks
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#8. ou know chicks before dicks. Never choose a guy over a friend. It's one of the most important rules of feminism. - Author: Rosalind Wiseman
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#9. Your quick 'no' is because I refused to say 'yes' to sex. They say men think with their dicks. I hope you do not run Easton with your - - Author: Avery Aster
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#10. This funding from the National Endowment for the Arts has been like the Good Housekeeping seal of approval. - Author: Norm Dicks
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#11. The man was great, but no man was great enough to sever a friendship between her and one of her girls. Chicks before dicks, and all that. - Author: Katee Robert
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#12. When we don't have dicks to distract us, we have the freedom to use our brain. - Author: K.F. Breene
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#13. You have to be the bravest person in the world to go out every day, being yourself when no one likes who you are. - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#14. Monsters are bad things, but monsters that do not walk and talk like monsters are the worst. - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#15. Once you've got a bull terrier, you never want another dog. I've got six bull terriers, a rottweiler and a bulldog. - Author: Julian Dicks
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#16. Dicks don't have brains. It's why men get into trouble - Author: Kylie Scott
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#17. We must be certain that the repair to the environment is sufficient to allow wild species to recover and survive. - Author: Norm Dicks
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#18. I think men don't realize women think dicks are beautiful. Not all dicks. - Author: Karen Marie Moning
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#19. Clever dicks will notice that the figure changes as the boat gets deeper or lighter because the area of the waterplane changes. You can go on enjoying arithmetic all night like this and never go sailing at all. - Author: William R. Cooper
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#20. How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are. - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#21. Come on, you guys." Caraco leans back against the drying rack. "Can't you settle this some other way? Maybe you could just whip out a ruler and compare your dicks or something. - Author: Peter Watts
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#22. And that is the nature of us poets and whores, to make things hard: dicks, choices... life. - Author: Nicole Lyons
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#23. He's dancing with the devil in pale moonlight - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#24. I love you, Max,' I whisper as his face and everything else in the world fades to white - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#25. What was that you were saying about my mother?"
"She likes big dicks." Deacon slammed him hard in the gut, knocking him to the floor. "So does your wife. - Author: Mercy Celeste
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#26. It's post-traumatic stress disorder. When these women go ballistic and shoot their husbands or slice off their dicks, they aren't thinking about the consequences . . . just about stopping the aggression. - Author: Jodi Picoult
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#27. It's strange how teachers can go off to college for all those years to learn to become teachers, but some of them never learn the easy stuff. Like making kids laugh. And making sure they know that you love them. - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#28. Shut up, Kelsey, and just give Lissa a chance," Chloe snapped.
Kelsey mocked surprise. "Oh my God, Chloe can speak? I thought her mouth only worked for sucking dicks. It's a miracle. - Author: Kody Keplinger
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#29. Mr. Chairman, obviously a $60 million cut in the National Endowment for the Arts would be a disaster. - Author: Norm Dicks
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#30. Lions eat giraffes so they can survive even though the giraffes didn't do anything to the lions, and nobody thinks that the lions are wrong. - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#31. He cringes every time she tries to help him or even touch him, but he can't tell her to stop because it's easier for Max to cringe and suffer than speak up - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#32. Last year, Congress gave the Department of Defense the authority to design a new civilian personnel system for its employees as part of the defense authorization bill. - Author: Norm Dicks
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#33. I remember those great days when we were at $176 million before the Reagan Revolution came to town. - Author: Norm Dicks
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#34. Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks. - Author: Jenny Mollen
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#35. I've got enormous breasts. - Author: James Carville
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#36. Armchair hater, I wouldn't piss on your coffin
But when I see your picture I draw dicks on it. - Author: Aesop Rock
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#37. chicks before dicks manifesto - Author: Tessa Bailey
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#38. And even if Amina didn't yet know what it was to love like that, to burn until your spine has no choice but to try to wind itself around an empty shirt, she understood for sure that the people who said it was better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all were a bunch of dicks. - Author: Mira Jacob
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#39. We are also working on the restoration of salmon runs, and we are doing a new process of mass marking with these fish so we can tell the wild fish from the hatchery fish. - Author: Norm Dicks
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#40. I step through the door anyway, knowing that the hard thing and the right thing are usually the same thing. - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#41. Granted the dialogue is unrealistic and cringe-worthy and the dude is a crude alpha with a cock the size of a Subway sandwich, but hey, no one wants to read about pencil dicks either. The - Author: Karina Halle
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#42. I think Canada probably has an embargo on dicks." "That's why they're so nice. No dicks allowed. - Author: Lauren Beukes
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#43. Don't even think about a quickie," I warned him with a sharp shake of my head. "I couldn't come in this place even if you had two dicks."
He grinned. "That sounds like a challenge. You know that can be arranged. - Author: Karina Halle
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#44. Can we all just stop being dicks?! - Author: Adam Hills
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#45. The American people are going to judge the majority party here today. If they go out here and vote for this rule that allows this provision to be stricken, they are voting against the men and women in the military of our country. - Author: Norm Dicks
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#46. Everyone is someone's devil. - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#47. There are two types of teachers in the world: there are those who play school and teachers that teach school - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#48. There's going to be just a teeny bit of angst (this is a romance book) and then there's going to be a Happily Ever After. And, oh yes, dicks and butts, lots of dicks and butts. Seriously, keep a wet wipe handy, there's some really hot stuff in here. - Author: Nick Pageant
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#49. Maybe we are all somebody's devil. - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#50. His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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#51. What I did was sit down with the Washington State officials, with the historic preservation people, with the tribe, the local community, the port of Port Angeles, and we worked this thing out, and we protected the tribe's interest. - Author: Norm Dicks
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#52. Max lives on the inside and the other kids live onthe outside. That's what makes him so different. Max doesn't have an outside. Max is all inside - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#53. Our world needs brutality and cruelty to sustain its equality and justice. Without it, handsome guys and beautiful ladies will fuck everyone they want. And we all ugly people will wait holding our dicks in our hands. - Author: M.F. Moonzajer
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#54. I have done extensive research and, almost universally, found that the people who view my blurbs and observations as "anti-family" are dicks. - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#55. you don't have the luxury of whipping out your dicks and seeing who's bigger - Author: Alanea Alder
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#56. She'll have to help him with the bonus poops, and Tommy Swinden, and all the other little things that Max can't do because he lives so much of his life inside. That big, beautigul inside that once imagined me. - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#57. She probably has a row of men's dicks nailed to her wall, like stuffed animal heads. - Author: Margaret Atwood
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#58. Ah!" said the troop horse. "That explains it. I can trust Dick." "You could put a whole regiment of Dicks on my back without making me feel any better. I - Author: Rudyard Kipling
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#59. I met Keith Haring at SVA college where he was having an art show, later we had a group art show at the Mud Club in NYC. Keith owed me $50, so he gave me a large framed canvas with barking dogs that had large dicks. I painted over Keith's painting to paint flowers for my mom's living room. - Author: Steve Kaufman
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#60. I'm all for you exploring new shit, but guys are dicks regardless of whether they wear a jock strap or a pocket protector." "That's a ringing endorsement of your gender. - Author: Jen Frederick
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#61. They touched me all over randomly and I loved it. It felt like they were aching to have me back on their dicks. - Author: Amelia LeFay
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#62. More than 60,000 jobs have been lost in the commercial aviation industry in the United States since 1999. - Author: Norm Dicks
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#63. Ugh, why don't all men pierce their bloody dicks? I think it could bring about world peace. Like, seriously. Could you imagine all the satisfied, happy women wandering the earth after having sex with big, fat, pierced dicks? World peace, I tell ya. - Author: Nina Levine
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#64. I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks. Men do it, women do it; can't be all bad if everybody's doin' it. I say, Drop the pipe, and go to the dick! That's my advice. I'm here to help. - Author: George Carlin
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#65. Maybe we should just take out our dicks and see which is bigger? - Author: Ginn Hale
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#66. Now I think these are the three worst things in the world:
1. Waiting
2. Not Knowing
3. Not existing - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#67. I was right. Mrs. Patterson is neat and organized. She cannot be trusted. - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#68. I know that sounds too earnest, but it's true. I mean, I would rather be a librarian, but I worry about the job security. Books may be temporary; dicks are forever. - Author: George R R Martin
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#69. He was an idiot, like all men who did more thinking with their dicks than actually putting them to their natural use. - Author: Pepper Winters
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#70. I would rather be a librarian, but I worry about the job security. Books may be temporary; dicks are forever. The - Author: Gillian Flynn
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#71. A check girl in peach-bloom Chinese pajamas came over to take my hat and disapprove of my clothes. She had eyes like strange sins. - Author: Raymond Chandler
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#72. Do you dwell on everyone's junk when you meet them? Like, all you do all day long is think about dicks and janes? Is that your thing, Bailey? You can't stop thinking about what's in everyone's pants? - Author: Brie Spangler
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#73. I'm not judging you. If you want to take a break to look at tree dicks, we'll take one. - Author: Ashlan Thomas
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#74. Besides, this story, my story, is a lot more interesting than some dried up old Russians. Why? This story has dicks, lots and lots of dicks. Oh, so now you're interested? I should have put dick in the first line. - Author: Nick Pageant
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#75. I believe all people are assholes. You won't find anyone that you like. You'll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can't wait for that day. To have a woman that I can say I dislike a little less than all the other assholes. - Author: Travis J. Dahnke
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#76. Men are by wits not by dicks - Author: Himmilicious
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#77. Child molesters must all think they've got huge dicks. - Author: Anthony Jeselnik
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#78. As they walked into the living room, Trevor cleared his throat loudly. We're coming in. Hands where I can see them, dicks where I can't. - Author: Katie Allen
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#79. I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks. - Author: Zach Galifianakis
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#80. And cats are dicks for the most part. - Author: Trevor Noah
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#81. I can read the headlines now: 'Red's Goodie Basket has the Sweetest Pumpkin Spice Dicks Around!' I - Author: Alexa Riley
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#82. In 2003, the value of Airbus's orders was more than twice as much as Boeing's. - Author: Norm Dicks
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#83. Hold onto your dicks."
"We don't all have dicks, dickhead," Kasyanov muttered. - Author: Tim Lebbon
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#84. He doesn't move at all. I think he does this on purpose. If he moved, if he even nodded, then there would be no more sides in the room. Everyone would be on the same side. They would be a team. - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#85. So when people go to the park this summer, they are not going to have the same quality of a visit. There is not going to be a ranger out on the trail to tell them about the important cultural and historic areas within the Olympic National Park. - Author: Norm Dicks
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#86. There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage;
1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious. - Author: Joe Rogan
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#87. In fact, at Olympic National Park in my district, they 3 years ago had 130 summer employees they brought in for temporary work. This summer they have 25 because they cannot afford more. - Author: Norm Dicks
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#88. Max would rather say nothing to everyone than something to one person - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#89. We are our own wicked gods with little 'g's' and big dicks, sadistic and constantly inflicting a slow demise. - Author: Marilyn Manson
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#90. I'm more than happy to fuck off, but if it makes a difference, I wasn't going to talk about dicks. I'm far more interested to hear more about your poor neglected vagina. How's she been? We haven't had a face-to-face in a while. - Author: Leisa Rayven
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#91. Dandy, Martin replied, once again pleased with his response. A girl can make a guy feel good, great, and even fabulous, but how often does a lady hear that her man is feeling dandy?
Not often, he guessed. - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#92. Chicks before dicks.
Hos before Bros.
Moms before Doms. - Author: Laurel Ulen Curtis
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#93. The two men stared at each other. Assumptions were made, judgments rendered, dicks measured. - Author: Jennifer Estep
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#94. He snorted and hit me in the solar plexus. I bent over and took hold of the room with both hands and spun it. When I had it nicely spinning I gave it a full swing and hit myself on the back of the head with the floor. - Author: Raymond Chandler
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#95. Ah, men losing the power in their dicks. When they can no longer f_ their women, they f_ the world. - Author: Victor Robert Lee
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#96. I sometimes wonder if I'm the person I'm supposed to be," Polly said. He voice was quiet. Almost distant. "Or if I'm just filling the only role left over. - Author: Matthew Dicks
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#97. The two men eyed each other. Assessing strengths. Looking for weaknesses. Measuring dicks once again - Author: Jennifer Estep
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#98. I can't take a dick-measuring contest."
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"I know Meshack has a big one. And from what I've felt, Zulu is big. Both of your dicks are equally big. - Author: Kenya Wright
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#99. Dicks didn't need to be inserted for it to be cheating. - Author: Alice Clayton
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#100. There are more than enough people with serious mental issues who really do need professional help without all the other Toms, Dicks and Harriets rushing to the therapist's couch. - Author: Mariella Frostrup
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