Top 80 Quotes About Diarrhea

#1. You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.

Cody Lundin

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#2. My Grandmother says that love is like a bout of diarrhea, it needs neither an invitation nor privacy.

Dora Okeyo

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#3. Many people who did not die right away came down with nausea, headache, diarrhea, malaise, and fever, which lasted several days. Doctors could not be certain whether some of these symptoms were the result of radiation or nervous shock.

John Hersey

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#4. Self-expression, to me, is something that you worked on, that you have mastered a skill to say something in the most artful way that you can. It's not just blurting stuff out and having verbal diarrhea.

John Leguizamo

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#5. Blood is thicker than water, and so is diarrhea

Josh Stern

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#6. Ricin - Death by diarrhea

Anders Breivik

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#7. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

George Carlin

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#8. Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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#9. You've probably been asked to care about things like HIV/AIDS or T.B. or measles, but diarrhea kills more children than all those three things put together. It's a very potent weapon of mass destruction.

Rose George

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#10. I get verbal diarrhea in the writers' room. I just tell everyone a million anecdotes and stories and craziness, and we all double up on the floor laughing.

Jill Kargman

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#11. The Bible says love your neighbor, not have nasty diarrhea of the mouth about your neighbor.

Delia Steele

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#12. Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.

Dana Gould

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#13. Well, MacKenzie, YOU'RE the expert on toilets! It's only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a severe case of DIARRHEA! Please, go FLUSH!

Rachel Renee Russell

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#14. This was Jonan's boat. She had helped Nan Seller dose his entire crew against the annual diarrhea outbreak known as the winter runs

Sarah Zettel

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#15. Revolutions are 90% social diarrhea.

G. Willow Wilson

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#16. The second stage set in ten or fifteen days after the bombing. Its first symptom was falling hair. Diarrhea and fever, which in some cases went as high as 106, came next.

John Hersey

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#17. Shit happens. Sometimes diarrhea happens.

Kallypso Masters

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#18. It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic.

Terry Pratchett

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#19. Then you're a big loser, you don't get to finish the game, and the rest of the year will be about as much fun as a case of never-ending diarrhea,

James Patterson

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#20. Every year 3.1 million Indian children die before the age of 5, mostly from diseases of poverty like diarrhea.

Nicholas D. Kristof

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#21. They eat the sewage that floats on the surface of the mass culture, digest it, and then get creative diarrhea
all at once. The turd look and smell exactly alike, and we call them this year's fashions, hit shows, books, and movies.

John Varley

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#22. Weird or someone with mouth diarrhea. Depends on people's point of view,

Stephanie Witter

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#23. Asking a sociologist to solve a problem is like prescribing an enema for diarrhea.

Saul Alinsky

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#24. My gut isn't wrong. Except when it has diarrhea. Then it is very, very wrong.

Sara Wolf

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#25. FYI, this book is not that serious. This is meant to be read when super bored, then forgotten fifteen minutes later. It could be read cover-to-cover during one medium-to-severe case of diarrhea.

David Spade

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#26. Sorry - I get word vomit. You know, where you can't stop talking? It's like diarrhea, but vomit? You know?

Sara DiVello

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#27. What the fuck was wrong with me, I wondered. I wished there was a version of Pepto Bismol for verbal diarrhea, because I'd invest in it. My

Mariana Zapata

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#28. You're going to have an upset stomach. If you eat spicy stiff because you're upset, then you'll get diarrhea.

Kim Su-mi

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#29. This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?"
"I don't know. Is it a longing? Is it a giddy stupid happiness just because you're with me?"
"Yes," she said.
"That's influenza," said Miro. "Watch for nausea or diarrhea within a few hours.

Orson Scott Card

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#30. We have to do whatever we can to ensure that no child dies of diarrhea.

Chelsea Clinton

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#31. Drinking cow milk has been linked to iron-deficiency anemia in infants and children; it has been named as the cause of cramps and diarrhea in much of the World's population and the cause of multiple forms of allergies as well.

Frank Oski

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#32. slanderous diarrhea of the mouth.

Joe Couch

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#33. When I have diarrhea I sit backwards on the toilet, because I like to face my enemy before I destroy it.

Sarah Palin

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#34. Kids are dying from diarrhea ... that just shouldn't be in this day and age, and it's that kind of thing that needs to be changed. Enough is enough

Brad Pitt

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#35. I have lived most my life with chronic inflammation and constant pain with immediate diarrhea.

Mike McCready

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#36. I feel like during the night, a family of raccoons built a nest in my head and then got diarrhea there. I think this is called a hangover, but I can't be sure.

A.S. King

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#37. Oh, I bet you'd find that marvelous; all of us helpless women just smiling and nodding. Though I'm afraid it would never work on me." "Of course not," he deadpans. "I'm stuck next to the one afflicted with an apparently incurable case of verbal diarrhea." "Says the man who is socially constipated.

Kristen Callihan

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#38. Never done an explosion, but I have had explosive diarrhea, and that was very, very real. Good thing I have my trailer.

Steven Soderbergh

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#39. There's no way a person could have this much diarrhea and survive.

Christina Lauren

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#40. Chauncy made a huge effort to control himself. "I had lunch at Maisie's Diner."
"And?"
"And what? It was the most revolting lunch it has been my misfortune to consume."
"And after?"
"Diarrhea, of course.

Douglas Preston

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#41. There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.

Henry A. Kissinger

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#42. We're just different."
"Yeah," I say. "I'm mute and you have verbal diarrhea.

Janet Gurtler

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#43. Hooper ladled chum, which sounded to Brody, every time it hit the water, like diarrhea.

Peter Benchley

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#44. I like your boyfriend," Dahra said. "Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallons of diarrhea and vomit."
Lana laughed. "He's not my boyfriend."
"Yeah, well, he can be mine if he wants to be. He's cute. And he carries crap.

Michael Grant

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#45. I was diarrhea and she was merely a bad case of indigestion.

Tarryn Fisher

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#46. I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

Mr. Krabs

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#47. Enough of this. Does every conversation with you have to be the director's cut? Get out of the car.

Jonathan Lethem

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#48. She's a parasite I can't seem to get rid of. Like a bad case of financial diarrhea.

Dee Burks

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#49. Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

Adam Carolla

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#50. It would be an idyllic tropical paradise if not for the malaria, the insects, the constant diarrhea and resulting hemorrhoids, and the fact that the people are dirty and smell bad and eat each other and use human heads for decoration.

Neal Stephenson

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#51. A person who gossips & talks too much may not suffer from Bipolar Disorder but may suffer from Verbal Diarrhea.

Timothy Pina

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#52. Every culture can be kind of defined by what they drink in order to avoid dying of diarrhea. In China it's tea. In Africa it's milk or animal blood. In Europe it was wine and beer.

Neal Stephenson

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#53. Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.

Jennifer Lawrence

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#54. Contaminated food is a major cause of diarrhea, substantially contributing to malnutrition and killing about 2.2 million people each year, most of them children.

Gro Harlem Brundtland

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#55. It's always the guy who gets the diarrhea on the commercial at an inconvenient moment. As if you've ever been in a situation: 'You know, this would be a great time to get the runs, you think? I mean the sun's out, we're on the ferris wheel - what are we waiting for?

Richard Jeni

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#56. The child mortality revolution has used vaccines, treatments for diarrhea, micronutrients, and improved nutrition to reduce the number of child deaths worldwide each year from 20 million in 1960 to 6.6 million today - even as the number of children has risen.

Nicholas D. Kristof

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#57. Revolutions are ninety percent social diarrhea.

G. Willow Wilson

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#58. Thanks from keeping me from being a liar," said Nikolai.
"What?"
"About your having diarrhea."
"For you I'd get dysentery."
"Now that's friendship.

Orson Scott Card

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#59. Getting naked feels better some days than others. (Good: when you are vaguely tan. Bad: when you have diarrhea.)

Lena Dunham

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#60. Throwing up was no big deal. It was a lot less painful than hemorrhoids or tooth decay, and more refined than diarrhea

Haruki Murakami

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#61. When you're in young love your pulse pounds, your palms sweat, and there are butterflies in your stomach. It's like diarrhea for your heart.

Daniel Tosh

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#62. My love for you is like diarrhea," Sunglasses said. "I just can't hold it in.

Harlan Coben

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#63. This was the kack's cradle, icky-poo's bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.

Jack Bunbury

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#64. Most of the common infections - colds, flu, diarrhea - you get environmentally transmitted either in the air or on surfaces you touch. I think people under-rate surfaces.

Charles P. Gerba

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#65. You're an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea.

Jason Mraz

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#66. It is still just unbelievable to us that diarrhea is one of the leading causes of child deaths in the world.

Melinda Gates

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#67. Have you ever noticed some of the worst sicknesses in history have a lyrical sound to them? Words like malaria, diarrhea, cholera

Emma Chase

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#68. I find the fact that more than 750,000 children still die every year around the world because of severe dehydration due to diarrhea unacceptable.

Chelsea Clinton

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#69. I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

Zach Galifianakis

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#70. There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.

Jim Gaffigan

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#71. Rotavirus does not cause all diarrhea, but it causes a lot of it. Instead of a single vaccine dose, however, harried nurses may have to give several, as diarrhoea makes it difficult for a child to retain anything.

Rose George

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#72. I had thought Chicago was inevitable, like diarrhea.

John Varley

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#73. Nose-hairs gone: runny nostrils. Constipation and diarrhea alternating

Christopher Hitchens

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#74. A tiny torrent of diarrhea had popped the offending dart right back out of his gut.

Monique Happy

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#75. If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

Bob Saget

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#76. She paid using the prettiest credit card, and then left it with the ticket seller as a gift. Along with a minor curse - a bladder infection and diarrhea - just because she was Baba Yaga, and certain things were expected.

Orson Scott Card

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#77. Often children came in with minor colds or coughs or diarrhea and then suddenly, they were dead.

Barbara Demick

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#78. The extraordinary triumph of the cellphone among India's poor stemmed from its ability to enable a most mundane human need, which is to chat with other people. And when the poor chat, it is not always about curing a child of diarrhea.

Manu Joseph

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#79. Diarrhea, 90 percent of which is caused by food and water contaminated by excrement, kills a child every fifteen seconds. That's more than AIDS, malaria, or measles, combined. Human feces are an impressive weapon of mass destruction.

Rose George

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#80. History my god. An incurable diarrhea of dead immortals.

Robert Coover

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