Top 100 Quotes About Dating
#1. I'm not dating anyone. I don't even know where I am half of the time.
Ashton Irwin
#2. What r u wearing? Huh? Matt blinked at the phone, sure he'd read it wrong. Wasn't that how phone sex started? He wasn't dating anyone.
J.L. Langley
#3. Love was not in it for me at first. I dated guys because of the way they looked. And then I began to learn that it's what's inside that counts. Love to me now is understanding. It's giving.
Crystal Waters
#5. If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.
Carmen Electra
#6. If you don't look back to self reflect, you're only going to repeat the same mistakes. Those mistakes will continue to show up in your dating lifescape because you haven't learned the lesson they were supposed to teach you.
Jaha Knight
#7. When I don't have a girlfriend, who I am answerable to, I can go out and hang with people. But whether you go for a movie with someone or a meal or a drive, it is assumed that you are dating that person.
Shahid Kapoor
#8. I dated dozens of young men, had fun with all, made commitments to none.
Gene Tierney
#10. Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.
Albert Brooks
#11. The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh.
Steve Albini
#12. I don't think courting and dating is a liability. I actually think it can be a blessing.
Rebecca St. James
#13. My last girlfriend was a Showgirl - But we eventually broke up because she wouldn't Tell me anything. Now I'm dating a girl who looks exactly like my grandma, only my girl older.
-James Lee Schmidt and Jarod Kintz
James Lee Schmidt
#14. If you want to attract the right man or woman in your life, you must heal first any issues from the past.
Linda Alfiori
#15. You're talking to someone who has been married to various people for the last 40 years of her life. Dating is not really something familiar. I've never really been a dater.
Stockard Channing
#16. Dating back to Teddy Roosevelt, hunters have been the pillar of conservation in America, doing more than anyone to conserve wildlife and its habitat.
Gale Norton
#17. There should be exit interviews for dating. Just a brief evaluation of the highlights and challenges of the relationship, and maybe a few questions like "So what exactly was it that motivated you to dump me?
Devan Sipher
#18. Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people.
Dax Shepard
#19. Then let me be your mercy," he said. "I'll never be able to give you smart answers about why we suffer, but I can come into your world and try to be some kind of help to you.
Laura Anderson Kurk
#20. No matter where we are today or what mistakes we've made in the past, He has given us everything we need to glorify Him right now.
Joshua Harris
#21. Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?
Dov Davidoff
#22. I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her.
Adam Levine
#23. I learned never to take him into a baby store. Ever. He snickered every time he heard the word 'nipple.'" "Well, that's what you get for dating a giant twelve-year-old," I told her, sitting on Jolene's left.
Molly Harper
#24. At times even the best are not good enough.
Gina Wings
#25. I've discreetly dated a lot of people - I once dated a billionaire, mostly because it was fun to say, "I'm dating a billionaire," but we did not have the same taste in music, and it was doomed.
Courtney Love
#26. The first time I was pregnant, Kanye and I were dating, and I was just being introduced to the world of fashion. I wanted to work with a bunch of different stylists, and when you work with a new stylist, everyone wants to possess your look.
Kim Kardashian
#27. The most difficult part of dating is the initial invitation.
Janell Carroll
#28. I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Mitch Hedberg
#29. I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
Greg Behrendt
#31. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.
Janet Evanovich
#32. Would a dating service on the net be 'frowned upon' ... ? I hope not. But even if it is, don't let that stop you from notifying me via net mail if you start one.
Richard Stallman
#33. Pretend-dating Gray Porter is going to be like pretend-dating a rainbow. Everyone looks at him all the time.
Anne Eliot
#35. I'm Canadian. The only difference between dating American and Canadian guys is whether you'll be watching football or hockey. I have no preference.
Serinda Swan
#36. We go on dating from Cold Fridays and Great Snows; but a little colder Friday, or greater snow would put a period to man's existence on the globe.
Henry David Thoreau
#37. I kissed him softly and left my lips pressed to his for a few beats of my heart.
N.R. Walker
#38. Who would want to get back together with Taylor Swift after having dated her? I'm sure dating her is like talking to a white sheet of paper with a little bit of vanilla ice cream on it that doesn't say anything.
Kurt Braunohler
#39. Your goal in an online dating profile and in your first message to somebody is to strike up a conversation.
Sam Yagan
#40. Always try to avoid being limited by means of communication.
Keith Grafman
#41. Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience.
Chris Pine
#42. They seemed to grip the tree very lightly. Simon tried this, realized it was futile, and grabbed the tree in a hug so intimate, he wondered if they were now dating.
Cassandra Clare
#43. He looks good for a while, but ya know, ya can't shine a sneaker.
Claire Cook
#44. The goal of Christian dating is not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend but to find a spouse. Have that in mind as you get to know one an- other, and if you're not ready to commit to a relationship with the end goal of marriage, it's better not to date but simply to remain friends.
Mark Driscoll
#45. Take control from the moment you step in her place. She'll be pleasantly surprised and impressed.
Auliq Ice
#46. If you cannot be yourself in a relationship, you no longer have one.
Shya Kane
#47. Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I've gotten older. But now I don't want to be 'sort of dating' someone. I don't want to be 'kinda hanging out' with someone. I don't want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.
Greg Behrendt
#48. Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.
Garry Shandling
#49. If I want a man I'll go to a cheap bar, like any other sane woman. I, for one, haven't hit rock bottom.
Eleanor Prescott
#50. You've got two witnesses here. Happiness is a wholeness issue. If you want to be happy, you need to be whole. If you want to be married, you simply need a mate. If you want to be happily married, you need to be a whole person married to another whole person.
Michelle McKinney Hammond
#51. People tend to look at dating sort of like a safari - like they're trying to land the trophy.
Henry Cloud
#52. To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#53. In an age where the lowered eyelid is just a sign of fatigue, the delicate game of love is pining away. Freud and flirtation are poor companions.
Marya Mannes
#54. Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read.
Sharon Stone
#55. If you are in a big city or on an online dating site, you are flooded with options. Seeing all these options, like the people in the job example, are we now comparing our potential partners not to other potential partners but rather to an idealized person whom no one could measure up to?
Aziz Ansari
#57. To win the hearts of beautiful creatures, your stories must always be told with a joyful face, full of sweetness and love, seen at a distance with kindness.
Auliq Ice
#58. I won't give my heart to another girl until God shows me it's my wife.
Eric Ludy
#59. Your eyes gave it away. You don't want the old stuff. You want to have the new and improved Well-being, go with the right people and they'll be right for you.
Auliq Ice
#60. When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer's dream.)
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#61. Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#62. He said he wants variety. The irony is that I wanted variety too. But I wanted variety in a solid, stable committed relationship where I would wake up each morning asking "What are we going to do today?" not asking "Who are you going to do today?
Aimee Lane
#63. My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!
Meg Cabot
#64. Things like dating, family, and friends are just so valuable to me and I didn't want to put any strain on any of those relationships and you can see how the cameras around people can make people a little bit loopy. I didn't want to bring that into my life.
Whitney Port
#65. The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.
Dane Cook
#66. Sometimes I was so bored that I started arguments just to experience the rush of almost losing him.
Lena Dunham
#67. Women want a lot of sex with the man they love; men want to have a lot of sex with a lot of different women.
Dermot Davis
#68. I tell ya! The road to success is an endless battle for you and me.
Steven Jackson
#69. Benedict and Bernard and the other true monastic peacemakers of history have been effective because they have acted from a deep source of peace within themselves, dating a context for peace. This is the contribution a Christian man or woman of peace can make.
M. Basil Pennington
#70. The destination is not the journey. The destination is the person you choose to enjoy the journey with.
Shannon L. Alder
#71. For those whose ganglia were formed pre-TV, the mimetic deployment of pop-culture icons seems at best an annoying tic and at worst a dangerous vapidity that compromises fiction's seriousness by dating it out of the Platonic Always, where it ought to reside.
Jonathan Lethem
#72. A whole woman will always attract a whole man. And when they touch, they will fuse to create a whole marriage. Ultimately, when the time is right, they will produce whole children.
T.D. Jakes
#74. Yes, I totally would date a fan! I get this question a lot, but I'm always saying yes.
Cody Simpson
#75. Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod.
Inez Kelley
#76. Any woman has the power to be truly happy, with or without a man.
Linda Alfiori
#77. I don't date as an active activity anymore because the work of loving myself is enough.
Gita Jackson
#78. Grandma married him because he was the first man she'd ever met who wasn't affected by her telepathy. This is the sort of thing that Internet dating sites never have a field for.
Seanan McGuire
#79. Saying Dating web sites don't work
is like saying my keyboard types wrong
as it is written seek and yee shall find
Stanley Victor Paskavich
#80. 12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#81. The only man meant to be in your life is a man that knows your worth.
Shannon L. Alder
#82. But I'm not wearing the appropriate clothes for the occasion.
"You're always more than appropriate.
Emiliano Campuzano
#83. I don't want to date someone who the whole world knows. Obviously, there are guys you look at and are like, 'Aww yeah, nice,' but I definitely have an anti-celebrity dating thing.
Stacie Orrico
#84. Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.
Dov Davidoff
#85. I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.
Lara Flynn Boyle
#86. It would be nice if you considered dating Haley. She's such a nice woman.
R.L. Mathewson
#88. There's a lot that needs to be fixed in dating for men and women in the U.S. - there's a lot of pressure on women to do things they may not want to do. And if you start out unequal, you are not going to end up with equality.
Sheryl Sandberg
#89. The goal of online dating is to get offline as quickly as possible.
Amy Webb
#90. Lane watched her for a moment with mounting irritation. Quite probably, he resented and feared any signs of detachment in a girl he was seriously dating. In any case, he surely was concerned over the possibility that this bug Franny had might bitch up the whole weekend.
J.D. Salinger
#91. There's more to life than dating the boy on the football team.
Taylor Swift
#92. She kept reminding me she was at a wedding, which didn't really help my emotional state, if you know what I mean.
Hilary Grossman
#93. I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general.
Jason Schwartzman
#94. Maybe I shouldn't scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the real me, the better.
Vicki Lesage
#95. If I seem better than you, you like me more. If you feel you have no chance with me, you like me more.
A.D. Aliwat
#96. Know your worth so you know when to say, "Yes", and when to say, "Thank you but no thank you.
Sam Owen
#97. I will meet you on Wednesdays at noon in Celebration Park. Kissing only. I won't touch you below the shoulders. You can touch me anywhere. No dating, no hookups. I will meet with you for as long as you meet me, so if you miss a Wednesday we part as strangers ...
Mary Ann Rivers
#98. Lesson learned: Don't ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It's too easy for him to tip over and fall off.
Kate Madison
#99. My daughter's mother and I are no longer dating, and the people I'm most likely to date are those around me, who are athletes.
Tyson Gay
#100. Honesty is one of the key elements to a great relationship. If you cannot be honest with your partner, stay single.
Kemi Sogunle
