Top 52 A.D. Aliwat Quotes
#1. Since humans are social animals, you're basically only as good as your reputation.
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#2. Worse than getting kicked out of your slot to go on to a winning season is to lead during a losing one. Nobody wants to be king of the losers.
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#3. Being an investment banker is pretty much the perfect job for an all around triple-threat genius, and because I'm doing so well with it, I know I'm actually smarter than certifiable geniuses like Stephen Hawking and Einstein.
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#4. If I seem better than you, you like me more. If you feel you have no chance with me, you like me more.
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#5. Even more than music, rock-and-roll is sex.
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#6. It's sort of pathetic to just play other people's songs all the time, even if you don't feel like you have the chops to write good music.
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#7. A junior high sports bus was, in the same vein as some fancier modes of passenger transport - limousines, private jets, coaches, whatever - a place where the important people, the king and queen, sat in the back.
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#8. Bullying is beneath alphas. Bullies are just pussies that are big enough to get away with exorcising their emotional problems.
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#9. It wasn't really acceptable to be single for more than a week, two tops, if you were cool in junior high.
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#10. Alphas, like Scarface, can be drug dealers, but it's still a little grimy.
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#11. Sometimes you can't help but root for the underdog. Most underdogs are complete losers, though.
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#12. I hate almost throwing up. Only pussies throw up.
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#13. Being comfortable in your own skin is the spirit of rock-and-roll and, really, the spirit of cool.
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#14. I like cheating. It makes me feel good about myself. It's a very easy way to win, since all relationships, especially more "serious" ones, are, in a way, wars.
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#15. We weren't old and lame and interested in companionship; that's only functional at a certain age for child rearing or to make sure you don't die alone. Dating was fucking.
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#16. There's a reason why the Super Bowl is watched way more than the NBA Finals and World Series.
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#17. You can't spell American without "I can.
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#18. Do what you want to do, but don't try to do anything.
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#19. Everybody that breaks up has a little tally of their victories which they count after the relationship to see how they did; cheating gives you a million tallies and more or less makes the entire relationship a lie.
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#20. The kinds of jobs a fifteen-and-a-half-year-old can get are not worth doing. They pay shit and suck.
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#21. I could be described, sure, with words like cool guy or, again, cool incarnate, rebel, badass, whatever, but I viewed these as just descriptive words . . . they serviced me; I no longer was defined by any of them, and I no longer sought to become the definition of anything other than myself.
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#22. Organization is a masculine trait, cleanliness a feminine one. Cleanliness is next to godliness because manliness is godliness.
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#23. Sometimes it's nice to remember the little things.
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#24. We were the untamed young bucks, testosterone and beer fueling our charge, fear alone left in the wake. Everybody thought we were a little dangerous, and that was cool.
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#25. I was nine when I figured out it's better to be respected than liked.
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#26. Being a rocket scientist isn't all that smart when you could work in finance.
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#27. I'm pretty much the definition of an American Hero.
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#28. I hate pretty much everyone almost as much as I love myself.
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#29. I never rode school busses growing up, unless, of course, it was for sports shit. Only losers ride school busses.
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#30. You can't maintain top-dog status with any unrequited feelings out there.
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#31. Growing up, us Eighties Babies were all told we were the best, that we could be anything we wanted to be; it was normal to spoil kids and fill them with lofty expectations. The only difference between me and everybody else was that I really was the best and really could be anything I wanted to be.
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#32. I know my kids will be incredible, just not as great as me.
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#33. It's not "Why have hamburger when you can have steak?" It's "I'll have the filet mignon, rib eye, t-bone, and fuck it, throw a couple of burgers in there too, I guess." Alphas need variety.
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#34. Sex is better than power because people use power to have sex. Sex is better than money because people use money to have power to have sex. Sex is really what motivates people; it's what makes the world work.
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#36. The more you fuck over, the bigger the bonus. Winners win, losers lose.
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#37. Doing reality TV would have made me more famous than rich, and that would have been awful.
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#38. I think of most pro athletes as these creatures that are just there for my amusement, like animals in a zoo, or gladiators fighting for me, their king.
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#39. I make 2+2=5, and I get to keep the remaining 1 that's not really there. I truly am a Master of the Universe. I don't just do "God's work," as our CEO once put it, it's more like I've actually become a god myself.
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#40. If people stopped having sex, the world would end in about a hundred years. Think about that shit. If money and power didn't exist, people would still be fucking.
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#41. The president is the most powerful man in the world, and it would be great to be him because of that, but really, I could only see myself doing it under my own terms. I think I'd make a better dictator.
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#42. You can be whoever you want to be. Sometimes all it takes is a little inspiration and effort.
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#43. Ex-jocks, like all jocks, never back down from a good fight. Jocks are alphas (or betas, aspiring) and animals.
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#44. Short guys with attitudes always just kind of made me laugh, like small, yippy dogs.
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#45. I love movies and all, but I could never imagine standing around saying lines and playing make believe all day. It's too fucking ridiculous. Also, even children and animals can technically be actors. It's not a job for a man.
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#46. An alpha would never google anyone they lived with.
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#47. People love smooth talk, especially chicks. They like to be sold on things, like to think there's something better they can have that will make their little lives more complete.
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#48. I didn't ask any questions. I didn't think. The steroids did that for me.
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#49. There really is nothing like firsthand knowledge if it's mine.
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#50. Not caring is absolute freedom, and if you own it, all the way, it emits supreme confidence.
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#51. I didn't make the rules, but fuck if I don't play the hell out of the game.
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#52. Fraternities aren't cool at all, not in the real, rock-and-roll sense, the one I now knew. They have a reputation of housing douchebags that pay for friends and try to seem better than everyone else, and actually smart, cool people shouldn't want to be a part of anything like that.
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