Top 74 Anne Eliot Quotes
#1. Pretend-dating Gray Porter is going to be like pretend-dating a rainbow. Everyone looks at him all the time.
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#2. I'm living in fiction. It's perfectly okay to be in love with any and all fictional boyfriends, even if they aren't yours.
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#3. Charlie snorted. Sure. Insta-friends with one of the world's most famous rock stars. ZERO weirdness. Check. And you're not my type either, dude.
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#4. I'd rather be in Forks? I shop the HOB? What do these even mean?!
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#5. Again, what if you and I are meant to break all of the unwritten and written rules?
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#7. If one fish nibbles my toes I'm going to lose all testosterone and scream like a little girl in front of you. They won't will they?
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#9. Maybe because he's already been in my dreams for so long, it feels to me as though we've always been together.
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#10. Almost. Almost.
How I hate that word and the way it defines me.
Almost raped. Almost over it. Almost normal.
I can almost forget. Way worse, I can almost remember.
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#11. Everyone has scars, they just aren't as visible as yours
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#12. I'm talking head over heels, down on my
knees, from the bottom of my heart, IN love,
with you, Vere. That kiss blew me away. I
know you felt something too - something
more for me. Don't you?
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#13. We need to meet and flesh out the details of our ... you know ... whatever. I don't know what to call it. Our contract."
"I was thinking the same thing. But can we call it our epic summer romance? Contract sounds so stuffy." He smiles again.
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#14. I raise an eyebrow, working to achieve the right tone of intellectual superiority. If you've never read the Twilight books or the Hunger Games series you wouldn't understand. Not. One. Bit. They are complex stories. Big words. Probably beyond you.
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#15. I could be tiny and near the ground, unable to move very fast or far, but with a simple lift of a camera, that lens let me go places I couldn't even imagine.
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#16. I have no limitations, Miss Brown. Please. Stop.
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#17. You have my word. I won't let anyone-anything hurt you. This will work out. It will.
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#18. He shrugged happily. Let's make plaid, canvas and compasses my absolute trademarks. Dustin McHugh. All plaid. All canvas. All the time. And I'm never lost. What say you, dork judge?
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#19. I grab my bag and open the door, trying to ignore him. But ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tutu. A really hot elephant-in a very manly tutu.
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#20. Can two trapped people help each other, or will they simply bring each other more heart ache?
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#21. OHMYGOD. I hate myself right now. I think I also just blatantly sniffed him!
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#22. I haven't come here with you for the sole purpose of making out," I evade, wondering if she can hear my heart.She scrunches her nose, arches a brow, and meets my gaze dead on with her cutest challenge glare. "Well that's why I've brought you here.
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#23. Hey now, it issthhhh new technology. Dustin: "The dentissthh says all my teethtths will ssseparate if I don't keep it in."
Jenna: "But our eyes could separate if you don't take it out -
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#25. With two small touches and a smile, he's killed my brain.
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#26. Let the contract state that I want the Mr Darcy accent once a week!
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#27. Vere blinked. And blinked. And blinked. And blinked.
OMG. Try to speak. Try.
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#28. Insta-love never works, you know that.
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#29. Jenna still called it: 'The Incident That Can Not be Named'. As in, Vere's personal Voldemort.
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#30. Jenna sighed, "What would a bodyguard do for us? Battle our invisible boyfriends?"
Vere laughed. "Heck yes. Invisible boyfriends can get really out of hand.
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#31. He shrugged, working to make her understand. There's whole YouTube montages playing still shots of my butt to music. I don't take credit for it. My mom's been paying a trainer for years. Oh, and my six-pack won a Fan's Choice Award called the SixPackAttack. Three years running.
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#32. Mr. Roth. The Devil is holding your daughter's hand. Now would be a great time to step up and whack the kid with your fire poker
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#33. Sometimes different is not better,
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#34. The tragedy is all right there ... in the very beginning when he smiles at her. When she instantly forgets. Forgets how dangerous he is.
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#35. Just be where you are. Right now. Be in this moment only. That's all that really counts ... One breath at a time. It's all we can control ...
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#36. The soft trembling feel of her lips sends lightning down my spine. And I soar, fly, and die of happiness all in the same second.
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#37. She's trapped me on the front side of the counter. Way. Too. Close. To. Her. LIP-GLOSS.
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#38. Nice of you to care, gnome girl. He tapped his cheeks, grinning now.
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#39. Won't be able to live with myself if I don't at least try to convince you of my feelings. Not after that kiss. Not after how it's rearranged my whole heart.
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#40. Name me Edward, or Peeta, or Prince Charming, and I swear - I'll quit.
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#41. We'll do roller. Okay?"
She shrugs. "It's your funerals. Whatever you think will seem realistic, but know this: innocent children will die, limbs will break, and walls will come crashing down.
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#42. Maybe you need to save your dad-concerns for when I'm found drunk, or high - and - arrested because my secret Argentinean boyfriend, Ignacio, convinced me to smuggle condoms full of drugs and
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#43. I know I'm acting crazy but I'm in love with this girl. Major love. And I have no idea what to do about it, so it's messing with my sanity.
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#44. I bet girls never agonize about texts like this.
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#45. I do have rough, manly, and mannish, man hands. So glad you noticed.
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#46. This time, I know all of his tricks: dimples, divots, smiles, and cute eye-crinkle things. Bring it on.
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#47. You're the luckiest person in the whole world to have already figured out what you love. And you'll be, quite possibly, the stupidest person in the world - if you don't hold on to it.
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#48. Nobody sounds like that! Mom, Aunt Nan, it won't work. No way is he ever, ever, ever going to blend in. And his ... you know ... his shoulders are all wide and he's all tan and looks Superman strong ... and ... "
"Anything else? Should I turn around?
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#49. Yo QT. r u there? I dart Kika a glance. "What does that mean? He called me a Q-tip?" Kika laughs and sits next to me. "Read it out loud. It will make more sense." "Yo-Q-T ru there. Q ... T ... ?" "Q
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#50. I repel all guys. Now I have proof. PROOF.
Wait till Jenna hears. Maybe I need a different deodorant?
She ran her tongue over her teeth. Or toothpaste?
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#51. I hop onto the stage and joke-sing: "The Phaaaanntom of the Opera is there, innnnnside your mind." I attack the curtain with a flourish and sing on, "innnnside your mind.
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#52. Wait. What? You kissed at the bonfire?" Ellen flushes and nods. "Seriously? You didn't tell me? What kind of crap best-friend rule book did you read, Ellen, because the one I've got has way different chapters as to how information is supposed to be handed over.
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#53. Someone should give them all an A+ for chewing, Vere whispered.
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#54. Are you completely slow? YES. I'm mental. This is why I have a list called 'how to be normal
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#55. With a lightning quick glance at me first, he reads one bumper sticker: Member: BBB. Boys in Books are Better?
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#56. I'll make sure you forget every guy but me, Jess Jordan. And that's a promise I mean to keep.
Oh, that voice.
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#57. If only Gray Porter had never wandered into my dreams.
Including the good, waking ones.
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#58. So that's a make-up kiss? Let's have another fight soon.
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#59. You're calling me beautiful now? Throwing out more compliments, just when you swore you'd never. Do you want me to become permanently stuck up?
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#60. *Rose petals, doves, and the sinister cherubs make a big reappearance, shouting, "Ready. Aim. Fire."*
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#61. And you do, don't you? Love me just a little? Because I'll say it again. Right now, to your face. I straight up love you, Jess Jordan. I'll shout it if it will help plead my case. But I have to at least get that point across before one more minute passes.
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#62. I'm not going to make a big deal about a few tummy flutters because ... dead people, old people, even furniture would get butterflies if they met this guy.
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#63. Holy mother of ripped-gorgeous.
Get over the assets. Get over the assets.
It's an award-winning six pack. SO WHAT? Get over it.
He's just your friend. Your Dustin McHugh.
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#64. Adorkable. It's in its own category.
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#65. Ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tut. A really hot elephant in a tutu ... a very manly tutu. -Jess
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#66. After all the work and lies - and lotion - it took to get me into this parking lot, I'm not going home without more success to add to my list.
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#67. Jenna turned and shot her another worried look. Her tone was ultra soothing. Yeah. I hear you. And I'm head over heels with Harry Potter and
Peeta Mellark. Stay with me. Okay? I'm right here. I feel your love. Now feel mine and start walking.
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#68. Person slaughtered: Me. Method used: Dimple. The guy has a dimple.
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#69. Lucky. Lucky. Lucky girl.
Nothing happened.
Nothing happened.
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#70. Relentlessly, I read on: Number one: Make at least two friends your own age. Number two: Go places besides your room. Number three: Get boyfriend. Number four: Make sure Mom and Dad notice numbers one through three.
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#71. I want you to know if we die right now, I won't be able to distinguish if I've made it to heaven or not, because I'm already sitting here with you.. like this. -Gray Porter
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#72. But what if the promises means life and death? What about bliss? Saving your soul? If all that is at stake, then promises need to be broken.
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#73. I pat the brand new twenty-seven inch Macintosh computers Mr. Foley brought us. 'These boxes alone should make both of us scream like it's Christmas morning! Snap out of it. Santa came! Now we get to play with all of our toys!
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#74. Please don't tell me you drive with your eyes closed.
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