Top 100 Quotes About Chicks
#1. We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.
J. B. Smoove
#2. I always wanted and enjoyed sex, but I never put much importance on scoring or having an athletic sex life. I guess I define myself more by my career and my commitment to a relationship than by my ability to have a lot of chicks or achieve ten orgasms in an evening.
George Carlin
#3. A song of mine called 'I'll Take Care of You' was on that 'Wide Open Spaces' Dixie Chicks album.
J. D. Souther
#5. Any time you got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up.
Michael Moore
#6. I wanted to perform, I wanted to write songs, and I wanted to get lots of chicks.
James Taylor
#7. You sure telling me this won't cause a problem with your bird?" "Stop calling chicks birds. It's fucking weird." He rolled his eyes. "Isn't a chick a baby chicken?" I asked as he shot me the finger.
Teresa Mummert
#8. Why do a crappy film role when you can do a meaty stage role? and ... I'm not small and curvy and I don't fit the prerequiste for small, passive, sexy chicks.
Nicole Kidman
#9. A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
Adam Carolla
#10. Five vans of chicks took off to visit wineries for wine tasting. Only four came back.1
Jenny Lawson
#11. That's the way to get the chicks for free. And getting the chicks for free is the only true pursuit for a grown-up male. Before puberty, of course, it's avoiding them like the plague.
John Ringo
#12. Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
Bill Murray
#13. The automatic, fixed-action patterns of these animals work very well the great majority of the time. For example, because only healthy, normal turkey chicks make the peculiar sound of baby turkeys, it makes sense for mother turkeys to respond maternally to that single "cheep-cheep" noise.
Robert B. Cialdini
#14. Knowing that the 'Sex and the City' chicks now rack up almost two centuries between them, why do some of us fuss and hiss about a bit of retouching on their forthcoming film poster?
Julie Burchill
#15. Dudes know I'm not a threat. Chicks know I'm not a threat.
Kevin Smith
#16. I like psycho chicks ... Yeah, you hook up with a psycho, you're gonna learn something. First thing you learn is how to sleep with one eye open.
Alonzo Bodden
#17. As hipster chicks age, and their skin starts to sag, tramp stamps sink below waistbands, like the sun slipping into the sea ...
Dana Gould
#18. I love being chubby because chicks that smoke pot love me. They think I have food at my house.
Reno Collier
#19. There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the numerical value of un-hatched chicks.
Neil Gaiman
#20. I wanted to win to feed the hungry people of my community. I didn't want to win to buy a diamond.. I didn't have no diamonds then. I didn't want to win to buy a car, I didn't want to win to bring a couple of chicks downtown to a hotel. I wanted to win to feed the poor people of the community.
Mr. T
#21. It doesn't matter what songs we sing. I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me.
Larry Mullen Jr.
#22. I don't sleep with that many chicks, and if I did, so what? There's nuthin' wrong with sex. It's you religious types who have a problem with it, slut-shaming people who enjoy what your so-called God gave them.
Marita A. Hansen
#23. ("Yeah, work that mustache, you stud, chicks fucking dig the rapist look")
Karina Halle
#24. While they'd be setting up shots, suddenly, there were 17 make-up chicks, just listening to Marlon telling these amazing stories that were probably lies. He was a fascinating individual. I learned a lot from him.
Johnny Depp
#25. The single-biggest proof that the Dixie Chicks are Van Halen is their audience; they are singing to the same teenage boys, except those boys are now teenage girls.
Chuck Klosterman
#26. By the time kids are 15, they're drunks and they're drug addicts and they're getting chicks pregnant. The parents wonder, "What did I do wrong?" What you did wrong was, you were never there. You had the kid as a status symbol, that's what went wrong. And you're paying the price for it.
Andrew Dice Clay
#28. There's only a handful of chicks in the world who can climb big walls on my level.
Alex Honnold
#30. I'm a comic book artist. So I think to myself, what do I like to draw? I like to draw hot chicks, fast cars and cool guys in trench coats. So that's what I write about.
Frank Miller
#31. I got into rock-and-roll because I wanted the chicks. The Dixie Chicks.
Slash
#33. Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
Adam Carolla
#34. Chicks are naturally attracted to the scent of badass
Trish Doller
#35. I like seeing sexy chicks whoop the cocky off guys like Turner.
C.M. Stunich
#36. Then she waited, with parted lips and a saucy challenge in her eyes, to see how her presence
the drama of being her
was registering. In the way of such chicks, she seemed convinced of the originality of her provocation.
Jonathan Franzen
#37. I was so lucky and blessed to have gotten 'White Chicks' so early into my career.
Rochelle Aytes
#38. The men are mostly so slow, their thoughts overrun 'em, an' they can only catch 'em by the tail. I can count a stocking-top while a man's getting's tongue ready; an' when he outs wi' his speech at last, there's little broth to be made on't. It's your dead chicks take the longest hatchin'.
George Eliot
#39. My jeans, the ones I got from the teen section, the ones made for chicks. And I look fucking perfect in them.
C.M. Stunich
#40. My first big break was 'White Chicks.' I had only been acting for about two years and I certainly didn't feel like I was ready for such an opportunity. It could only be the hand of God blessing me. I accept everything I'm given with great appreciation.
Rochelle Aytes
#41. Stamp: "Fine Maddy, Whatever. Take your little punk loser to the dance. I don't need you, Maddy. I can ask two dozen, three dozen chicks right now to go with me." Maddy: "Well then," I guess you better start stocking up on corsages.
Rusty Fischer
#42. Three hot chicks for three hot chicks."
"THEY'RE NOT CHICKS! THEY'RE DUCKS!
Lauren Myracle
#44. Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.
Mike Epps
#45. From listening in on these chicks wax rhapsodic over these brothers, if they were anything less than Nick Bateman clones, well, then I'd be highly disappointed.
Harper Bentley
#46. NIGHTINGALE The nightingale does not make his nest in a cage lest slavery be the lot of its chicks. BW-ST-122
Kahlil Gibran
#47. I'm staking out the bathroom to see if I can pick up chicks," he told her. "See? It worked.
Hailey Abbott
#48. It's true what they say about red-headed chicks, you know, they all have a wee bit of crazy in them.
Karina Halle
#49. If you want to have more options as an actor, you just need to watch your weight, and I've ignored that fact for several years quite happily. Now the chicks have come home to roost.
Cherry Jones
#51. Bottom line, if Bad Guy Sid hurt Stella or any of the Rock Chicks, Mace, not known for being a mellow guy (at all, even at the best of times), was going to hunt him down and kill him.
Kristen Ashley
#52. Chicks dig a man of mystery." "You don't say." "You know what else chicks dig?" "Subatomic vaporizers?" "And werewolves. Chicks really dig werewolves." "Poor
Ilona Andrews
#53. Life is short so go on and live it cause the chicks dig it.
Chris Cagle
#54. 'After what happened to the Toyota, Seven says you aren't allowed to drive a vehicle again worth more than fifteen grand.'
'What!' the Clock Twins said, sounding shocked.
'Billy! How are we supposed to pick up chicks in a crapmobile?' Tock groaned.
T.J. Klune
#55. Chicks before dicks, and all that.
Sylvia Day
#56. Are you alright?" Jonathan stood before me, also soaked, though his hair looked quite... well, Darcy-esque; there was really no other word for it. Colin Firth and Jane Austen had ruined us chicks for other men, let's face it.
Kristan Higgins
#57. Now I am in to fat chains, sex and techs, fly new chicks, new kicks,
I love you like a fat kid love cake.
Curtis Jackson
#58. Any time you've got both the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, you're not long for the White House.
Michael Moore
#59. It is really funny how even cool chicks are sort of like, 'Our moms covered that feminism thing and now we're living in a post-that world,' when that just isn't true.
Lena Dunham
#60. What can I say? Chicks dig the mask.
Kane
#61. I had, probably, a more challenging experience growing up than most middle-class chicks.
Jennifer Hale
#62. It's like Southern chicks saying bless your heart. What they actually mean is you're an idiot.
Lexi Blake
#63. So Septimus will be the eighty-second Lord of Stormhold," said Tertius.
"There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the numerical value of unhatched chicks," pointed out Quintus.
Neil Gaiman
#64. Forget those stupid MasterCard commercials. Watching two chicks duke it out in high heels ... now, that's priceless.
Ilsa Madden-Mills
#65. Natalie from the Dixie Chicks could have said what she said before 9-11 and no one would have cared.
John Mellencamp
#66. I've gone both ways. I do as I please. I am too f**king curious to sit here and not try when I can. Men are intriguing. So are chicks.
Michelle Rodriguez
#67. Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President.
Ben Affleck
#68. A lot of people will say, "Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft." They're a bunch of liars, unless they're Sean Penn, DeNiro or my dad. For the rest of us it was all about chicks and money.
Charlie Sheen
#69. I can't bail out on Cary," I said apologetically, turning to face him. "Chicks before dicks and all that.
Sylvia Day
#70. If you want to stay fit, surround yourself with a couple of chicks who are fired up, so that the one day you're not, you can feed off their energy.
Gabrielle Reece
#71. People love smooth talk, especially chicks. They like to be sold on things, like to think there's something better they can have that will make their little lives more complete.
A.D. Aliwat
#72. connection." Stacy burst out laughing. Kat just stared at him. He continued. "I love you small chicks, you know? You're kinda adorable. A spinner, am I right? You know what would look good on me? You." "Do these lines ever work?" Kat asked him. "I'm not done yet." Sunglasses
Anonymous
#73. The discovery of vitamin K arose from some studies on the cholesterol metabolism of chicks carried out during the years 1928-1930 in the Biochemical Institute of the University of Copenhagen.
Henrik Dam
#74. I've reached a point where I'm comfortable in my own skin, and I do what I need to do, to feel good, but I'm built the way I am. The dancer's feet, the bruises on my legs, they're not going to go away. I think real girls have bruises. Tough chicks get bruised. They get dirty. And they have fun.
Nina Dobrev
#75. Bones heal, chicks dig scars, pain is temporary, glory is forever.
Mat Hoffman
#76. ... and to all you other cats and chicks out there, sweet or otherwise, buried deep in wordy tombs, who never yet have walked from off the page, a shake and a hug and a kiss and a drink. Cheers!
Gilbert Sorrentino
#77. Brunch, a meal invented by rich white chicks to rationalize day drinking and bingeing on French toast.
Caroline Kepnes
#78. At my concerts most of the chicks are looking for liberation, they think I'm gonna show 'em how to do it.
Janis Joplin
#79. Men often think it's the bad boys who get the hot chicks. But I'm living proof that the good guys win.
Carson Daly
#80. No one wants to die or even plans to die, at least not when you are young and living life on top of everything, stepping on gold, running the miles with hot chicks on tow, but even if I wasn't a rock star, and just a normal civilian, I still wouldn't plan to die young. Death is so boring.
Sofea Shah
#81. What the hell? We're all screwed up some way. At least you bathe and I don't have to fight you for chicks. In my book, that makes you all right.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#82. What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Bo Burnham
#84. The penguins that spent most of their time fighting were the ones with no chicks ... It's like they're supposed to be taking care of their chicks. But because they don't have any, they have nothing to do with all their energy. So they just pick fights.
Maria Semple
#85. You know, do nice shite for her. Buy her things. Really think about what she likes and what makes her happy and make it happen. She'll come around. And if she doesn't, you can cut off your horns for her. Chicks dig that. (Cadeon)
Kresley Cole
#86. Arctic tern chicks are starving to death for similar reasons: they rely on small fish that have fled for colder waters.
Naomi Klein
#87. It's not impressive to get in a fight, but if one does happen, you've gotta be ready to handle it. Every girl, not just biker chicks, knows what kind of guy can.
Theo Rossi
#88. Listen to you sounding all badass. I bet you're just listening to a CD called 'The Sounds of Crime' while you cruise for chicks outside the Old Navy in your Camaro.
Maggie Stiefvater
#89. Male chicks and imperfect female chicks are picked off the conveyor belt and are then asphyxiated in gas chambers, dropped into automatic shredders, or simply thrown into the rubbish, where they are crushed to death. Hundreds of millions of chicks die each year in such hatcheries.
Yuval Noah Harari
#90. But I'm liking staying here if it means I get to check out two hot chicks every morning." Crisis winked at me, but when he looked at Logan, he was backtracking. "From a distance. Like a mile. Maybe ten miles. Fuck, sorry sweet stuff, but not going to admire you at all. I'll just admire Kat.
Nashoda Rose
#91. Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.
Joe Rogan
#92. I love seeing strong-willed women inspire little girls. I hope someday some new artist will say 'I was inspired by the Dixie Chicks.
Emily Robison
#93. Depending on your political orientation, the Dixie Chicks are either the great defenders of free speech or American traitors.
Shawn Amos
#94. And on the point-zero-five percent chance that I do lose, it'll get her on my bike, spreading her legs to straddle the leather and steel. No matter how much I've stuck to my self-imposed rule of "no chicks on the bike," that alone might be worth the small risk.
Angeline Kace
#95. You guys are the only chicks I'm worried about." "Ugh. Dad. Weird.
Anonymous
#96. I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style ... Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory ... lasts forever.
Keanu Reeves
#97. Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'
Craig Kilborn
#99. Two skylarks weaving a nest flew into the gaping mouths of Serafim and Old Man Tudor, and deposited their young. Leaving the chicks to chirp, the birds flew off to the field for sustenance.
Vladimir Lorchenkov
#100. In the early stages of the fight Mr. Winston Churchill spoke with affectionate raillery of me and my "Chicks." He could have said nothing to make me more proud; every Chick was needed before the end.
Hugh Dowding, 1st Baron Dowding
