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Top 100 Dentist Quotes

#1. I guess I'm not a professional's professional. I think I'd rather go to the dentist than play a practice round. - Author: Laura Davies
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#2. Like going to the dentist, where you write: "Dental appointment today. All of the dentists in Boulder are 'holistic.' They can't fill a cavity but they're good for your soul. Your teeth rot, but apparently your spirit prospers." - Author: Ken Wilber
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#3. If you use your smart toothbrush, the data can be immediately sent to your dentist and your insurance company, but it also allows someone from the NSA to know what was in your mouth three weeks ago. - Author: Evgeny Morozov
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#4. I've got a good shepherd; you've got a sadistic dentist. - Author: Amy-Jill Levine
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#5. I find it irresponsible to go, 'She's an actress, what does she know?' That means if you're a dentist, what do you know? If you're a lawyer, what do you know? It's our profession, it's what we do. It's not who we are. - Author: Eva Longoria
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#6. Natural childbirth - I would never understand it. It was like going to the dentist and saying, "Novocain? No thanks. Just go in there Doc and rip that sucker right out! - Author: J.L. Berg
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#7. I was a bio major, and I was going to take over my aunt's dental practice and be a dentist. - Author: Michael Steger
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#8. Attorneys are more inclined to gouge clients than some other professionals are such as medical doctors and dentist simply because most clients do not need continuous legal care. Comparable to undertakers, legal work does not generate many repeat clients. - Author: Kilroy J. Oldster
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#9. Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards. - Author: W.C. Fields
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#10. Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair - Author: Sammy Gravano
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#11. Believe me, you have to have a certain confidence in your powers of descretion to let a dentist loose with a drill in your mouth less than an hour after you've ... um ... entertained his wife. - Author: Jojo Moyes
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#12. I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died." - Author: Tommy Cooper
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#13. My brain and my heart are really important to me. I don't know why I wouldn't seek help to have those things be as healthy as my teeth. I go to the dentist. So why wouldn't I go to a shrink? - Author: Kerry Washington
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#14. I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Author: Frankie Muniz
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#15. My grandfather used to be a dentist, and he made me these retainers that have vampire teeth on them. - Author: Katherine McNamara
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#16. Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. - Author: Ann Landers
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#17. What happened to your face?"
"Dentist."
"They're all con artists. - Author: Emma Raveling
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#18. What do people mean when they say, 'I am not afraid of God because I know He is good'? Have they never even been to a dentist? - Author: C.S. Lewis
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#19. The childhood poverty of both my parents and their minimal education did much to influence me and my two younger brothers in our education and career choices. One brother became a dentist and the other, a professor of anthropology with a Ph.D. degree. - Author: Ferid Murad
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#20. I am not interested in the ephemeral - such subjects as the adulteries of dentists. I am interested in those things that repeat and repeat and repeat in the lives of the millions. - Author: Thornton Wilder
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#21. No one sane would let a first-century dentist fill their children's teeth. Why then do we allow first-century theologians to fill our children's minds? - Author: Michael Dowd
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#22. A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#23. Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet. - Author: Tim Vine
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#24. Visiting a dentist early in life will help keep a kid's smile healthy for years to come. We know good oral health is an important component of good overall health. That's why I'm thrilled to be able to give eligible Ontario kids access to high-quality no-cost dental services. - Author: Deb Matthews
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#25. Nobody feels ashamed of going to the dentist; it's socially appropriate to take care of your teeth, even preventively. In short, it's more normal to take care of our dental health than our mental health . . . it's more acceptable to care for our mouths than our minds. - Author: Joe Dilley
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#26. As a child in the early 1980s, I tended to talk with things in my mouth - food, dentist's tubes, balloons that would fly away, whatever - and if no one else was around, I'd talk anyway. - Author: Sam Kean
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#27. I've broken a cardinal rule of art, music, and career paths: actors are supposed to act, and musicians are supposed to music. That's how it works. You don't buy fish from a dentist, or ask a plumber for financial advice, so why listen to an actor's music? - Author: Hugh Jackman
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#28. You don't want to engage in road rage when the person in the next car might be your child's future teacher or your dentist's father. - Author: Kim Edwards
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#29. Parisian cousins nobody has heard from in decades now write letters begging for capons, hams, hens. The dentist is selling wine through the mail. - Author: Anthony Doerr
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#30. To be a social success, do not act pathetic, arrogant, or bored. Do not discuss your unhappy childhood, your visit to the dentist,the shortcomings of your cleaning woman, the state of your bowels, or your spouse's bad habits. You will be thought a paragon (or perhaps a monster) of good behavior. - Author: Mason Cooley
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#31. Photographers, along with dentists, are the two professions never satisfied with what they do. Every dentist would like to be a doctor and inside every photographer is a painter trying to get out. - Author: Pablo Picasso
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#32. For the briefest instant, his brain was the only thing that reacted. Mistake, thought his brain. Then the mouthful of water, mixed with what remained of the almond toffee crunch, fire hosed out of his mouth, arced across the table and hit Mary Turlington just above her bosom. - Author: Stuart McLean
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#33. Advertising is in essence simply a means of communication through mass media which is available to anyone who can pay for it. It is, in this sense, rather like electricity, which can be used to work a refrigerator or a dentist's drill. - Author: John Treasure
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#34. As the saying goes, Bruce Jenner is a millionaire, and Mark Spitz is a dentist. It's the wrong sport. - Author: Timothy Olyphant
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#35. Time - whether you are burning it up or falling in love or spreading it out thin in a dentist's waiting room - is a commodity that cannot be weighed out and measured by clocks. - Author: Joan Lindsay
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#36. I don't remember deciding to become a writer. You decide to become a dentist or a postman. For me, writing is like being gay. You finally admit that this is who you are, you come out and hope that no one runs away. - Author: Mark Haddon
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#37. I get sensationalism, I get gossip, I understand that. If I'm at the dentist, I'll flip through those magazines as well. But it's especially annoying when it's something that is too much. - Author: Kylie Minogue
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#38. Cyril, church warden and lead tenor in the choir, lives with mother, banned from unsupervised contact with schoolchildren; Harold, drunk dentist, early retirement, pretty thatched cottage off the Bodmin road, one son in rehab, wife in the bin. - Author: John Le Carre
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#39. If you don't care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and then repeat the word with the letters S-C-H-M replacing the first letters. Somebody who didn't care about dentists, for instance could say 'Dentist, schmentists. - Author: Lemony Snicket
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#40. You can't say I'm going to become a painter in the same way you say I'm going to become a dentist. Or maybe you can nowadays. But it's an endeavor. - Author: Brice Marden
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#41. We have this culture of financialization. People think they need to make money with their savings rather with their own business. So you end up with dentists who are more traders than dentists. A dentist should drill teeth and use whatever he does in the stock market for entertainment. - Author: Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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#42. If you just heard 90 percent of dentists recommend something, it's too statistical. Nine out of 10 says: Well, it's just virtually everyone. It leads you to think of that joke about the one dentist. But so much of communication. - Author: Frank Luntz
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#43. If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them just for emergency, that's all they're gonna get. - Author: Bill Cosby
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#44. I'm too much of a planner. I would have been a dentist; that's what I was thinking of being. Dr. Rex, open wide and say "Ah." I think I'd look good in a smock. - Author: Rex Smith
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#45. Let's here it for modern dentistry, eh? I said, and he grimaced. Actually, as much as people dislike going to the dentist now, try doing it two hundred years ago, when having a cavity meant some quack knocking it out with a chisel and a hammer in the market square. With no anesthetic. - Author: Cate Tiernan
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#46. Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to? - Author: Elle Lothlorien
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#47. Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss. - Author: Stephen Chbosky
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#48. Waiting in line for something mundane is very boring. Waiting for my doctor to see me and waiting for my dentist to see me, yes, that is boring. - Author: Andre Leon Talley
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#49. I still get the kids to the doctor and dentist and plan their play dates and buy their clothes. - Author: Patricia Richardson
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#50. I had a blind date with a dentist - and he told me to come back in six months. - Author: Joan Rivers
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#51. Deborah just watched him as he skidded to a stop in front of her. He seemed young for a dentist, maybe thirty, and in all honesty he looked a little too buff, too, as though he had been pumping iron when he should have been filling cavities. Deborah - Author: Jeff Lindsay
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#52. You always think another time would have been ideal for you ... the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist. - Author: Woody Allen
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#53. A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - Author: George D. Prentice
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#54. It doesn't really matter whether you grip the arms of the dentist's chair or let your hands lie in your lap. The drill drills on. - Author: C.S. Lewis
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#55. I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so ... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities. - Author: Daniel Tosh
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#56. I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth,' - Author: Steve Buscemi
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#57. I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Author: Jessica Pare
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#58. The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse." - Author: Bill Cosby
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#59. I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#60. I went to a dentist for a toothache, and it turned out his kids were in an acting school. We talked about it, and I decided to enroll at the same school. I was 14. I guess you could say I just got lucky. - Author: Nolan Gerard Funk
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#61. When you have a toothache, you call your dentist and ask for an emergency appointment to relieve your pain. You know deeply at that point that not having a toothache is happiness. Yet later, when you don't have a toothache, you forget and do not treasure your non-toothache. - Author: Thich Nhat Hanh
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#62. Be it a trip to the dentist, getting an injection or even coming home with a good report card, my reward always had to be a book. I didn't care much for anything else. - Author: Sonam Kapoor
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#63. I didn't want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you. - Author: Sofia Vergara
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#64. I think that for some time now I have been living with an anxiety which has had no tangible cause. It has been like having a toothache, without the conscientious dentist having been able to find anything wrong with the tooth or with the person as a whole. - Author: Ingmar Bergman
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#65. One of my wisdom teeth is playing up. My dentist said it is known to happen with some people when they're stressed. My teeth seem to know I'm stressed before I do. Maybe that's why they're called wisdom teeth. - Author: Karl Pilkington
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#66. I keep pushing for the Crest Whitestrips thing. I get so many compliments on how white my teeth are, but I have to say it's not because of my brushing skills. It's from Crest Whitestrips, and that's the honest truth. I don't believe in going to the dentist and paying for whitening. - Author: Jill Wagner
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#67. I always think politicians and even my dentist have more egos than actors. - Author: Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
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#68. Are your kids afraid of the Dentist? - Author: Rhonda Patton
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#69. When I was growing up, I dreamed about becoming a cowgirl, a detective, a spy, a great actress, or a ballerina. Not a dentist, like my father, or a homemaker, like my mother - and certainly not a writer, although I always loved to read. - Author: Judy Blume
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#70. Brita said, 'I read at home, I read in hotels, I take a book with me on a twenty-minute trip to the dentist. Then I read in the waiting room. - Author: Don DeLillo
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#71. I always wanted to be a dentist from the time I was in high school, and I was accepted to dental school in the spring of 1972. I was planning to go, but after the Olympics there were other opportunities. - Author: Mark Spitz
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#72. I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#73. I'd rather play tennis than go to the dentist.
I'd rather play soccer than go to the doctor.
I'd rather play Hurk than go to work.
Hurk? Hurk? What's Hurk?
I don't know, but it must be better than work. - Author: Shel Silverstein
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#74. I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#75. I looked at the place with my heart beating as I had known it to do in the dentist's parlor. - Author: Henry James
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#76. Before I got into rock n' roll, I was going to be a dentist. - Author: Gregg Allman
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#77. My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films? - Author: David Cronenberg
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#78. My dentist is actually a highly technical specialist, constantly experimenting with the latest dental research. The equipment he has makes my old dentist look prehistoric. - Author: Joelle Carter
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#79. There I am then back in the saddle, in my numbed heart a prick of misgiving, like one dying of cancer obliged to consult his dentist. - Author: Samuel Beckett
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#80. The high-strung Frieda made the mistake of telling Frau Fleschner that she had a toothache. She was taken to a dentist. He pulled ten of her teeth! After one day, they put her back in the fields, spitting blood. She was twenty-one years old. - Author: Edith Hahn Beer
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#81. It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Author: Rick Baker
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#82. Look, if you have somebody who doesn't have health insurance, who doesn't have a doctor or dentist, and in order to deal with their cold or flu or dental problem, they go to an emergency room - in general, that visit will cost ten times more than walking into a community health center. - Author: Bernie Sanders
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#83. The idiot Scotch laird in the story would not let the dentist put his fingers into his mouth, "for I'm feared ye'll bite me". - Author: Andrew Lang
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#84. Most people do not go to the dentist until they have a toothache; most societies do not reform abuses until the victims begin to make life uncomfortable for others. - Author: Charles Issawi
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#85. The dentist swiveled on his heels and disappeared, leaving me there to massage my jaw back into feeling after its brief, masochistic marriage to the top of my wooden desk. - Author: Jonathan Lethem
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#86. Bluntly put, there's no chance that your doctor, dentist, or attorney is a high-school dropout. Your stockbroker, however, just might be. - Author: William J. Bernstein
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#87. Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. - Author: Ogden Nash
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#88. I don't photograph anyone if I can't meet with them first because if I don't do that, then they're just going to the dentist and they're filled with fear. They don't know who I am. - Author: Carol Friedman
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#89. But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair. - Author: Augusten Burroughs
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#90. Every time I go to the dentist they say, 'You really need to fix that gap of yours'. I'm like, 'My gap is paying your dentist bills.' - Author: Lara Stone
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#91. My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was. - Author: Lasse Hallstrom
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#92. Fuck that; I want to be a dentist, said Sloane, and stalked down the hall, leaving the rest of us to follow. - Author: Seanan McGuire
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#93. On a shelf over the experiment table there was the inevitable skull, which the wizard put their to remind him of death, though it usually reminded him that he needed to go to the dentist. - Author: John Bellairs
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#94. No, white women like to keep their hands clean. They got a shiny little set a tools they use, sharp as witches' fingernails, tidy and laid out neat, like the picks on a dentist tray. They gonna take they time with em. - Author: Kathryn Stockett
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#95. Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room? - Author: George Carlin
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#96. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. - Author: Matt Groening
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#97. Going to the guru is like going to the dentist. Once you get there, the ache goes away. We all carry this ache. It is the ache of suffering. The ache is relieved by love, so become a dentist and extend your love to those around you. - Author: John Mundahl
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#98. To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - Author: George Bernard Shaw
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#99. The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Author: Leonard Woolf
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#100. I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways. - Author: Augusten Burroughs
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