Top 91 Bodyguard Quotes
#1. You accidentally punched him?" Wyatt asked, suppressing a chuckle. "I'm not sure you have a full understanding of the whole bodyguard thing.
Michael J. Sullivan
#2. I am the best bodyguard, because I'll take a bullet, I'll take a stab wound, I'll take a hit upside the head; I'm like a kamikaze pilot.
Mr. T
#3. A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard.
Bruce Lee
#4. You can hire a bodyguard, to protect you at the bank for example.
Leslie Benzies
#5. And I am your guardian, your bodyguard, sworn to protect and defend you. And you are making my job excruciatingly difficult.
Courtney Allison Moulton
#6. Mr. Clinton better watch out if he comes down here. He'd better have a bodyguard.
Jesse Helms
#7. My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.
Charlaine Harris
#8. Always choose your bodyguard from another country, they find it harder to make alliance and betray you.
Nancy Farmer
#9. Can you just kill me? Carry me out in a box?" I looked up at her. "Do you even have a gun?""What kind of bodyguard would I be if I needed a gun to kill someone?" Becca smiled
Nichole Chase
#10. The truth is so precious," Churchill told Stalin, "that she should always be protected by a bodyguard of lies.
William Manchester
#11. Letting him manage in the major leagues is like sending Bo Derek through cellblock A without a bodyguard.
Bill James
#12. Our bodyguard is a born-again Christian with a father complex, a drinking problem, intellectual limitations and not enough backbone to do his military service with honor. In short, a guy we should be pleased is going to be reelected today.
Jo Nesbo
#13. Nice' in a bodyguard is about as useful as the ability to regurgitate whole lobsters.
Neil Gaiman
#14. Does my grandma count as a bodyguard?
Holly Hood
#15. That woman needs protecting like Rambo needs a bodyguard.
Jennifer Crusie
#16. I have this bodyguard so if I get tired of signing Autographs I ask him to step in. It's hard because people get angry at you, but I've got a life to live too.
Usher
#17. The guy from the bar appeared silently at Uncle Billy's side, his expression cool and steady. He nodded at me once, and turned to my uncle. Seeing him face-to-face,I knew, absolutely, he wasn't just a regular customer. He was a complicationa. A big one. Mo, meet Colin Donnelly. Your bodyguard.
Erica O'Rourke
#18. I fly economy. I do often fly first class, but I don't travel with a posse, or bodyguard, or an assistant.
Gene Simmons
#19. First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.
Ilona Andrews
#20. My husband," Amaranthe said.
"Really! I would have guessed bodyguard."
Yes, even without visible weapons, he had that aura.
Lindsay Buroker
#21. I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do something slightly different. I was a very camp bodyguard!
Dave Legeno
#22. I was having coffee with my bodyguard. I didn't expect to be hunting bad guys until later. Leather before sundown is tacky.
Kim Harrison
#23. I'm part of the package, kitten. Your bodyguard, babysitter and tattle-tale, all rolled into one." Flashing his teeth at me, he added, "Aren't you pleased?
J.C. Daniels
#24. I have hired a bodyguard, on the recommendation of my friends and the government. It's outrageous, having to live like this.
Orhan Pamuk
#25. I'm not his bodyguard," said Isabelle. "I'm his girlfriend. Which gives me the right to kick your ass if you bother him. That's how it works.
Cassandra Clare
#26. Pandora had no idea how fortunate she was that he didn't insist on sending her out with a bodyguard of assorted marksmen, cavalry, Scottish archers, and a few Japanese samurai thrown in for hood measure.
Lisa Kleypas
#27. In wartime we provide truth with a bodyguard of lies because it is so precious.
Adolf Hitler
#28. Every day, almost as many men are killed at work as were killed during the average day in Vietnam. For men, there are, in essence, three male-only drafts: the draft of men to all the wars; the draft of Everyman to unpaid bodyguard; the draft of men to all the hazardous jobs or 'death professions.
Warren Farrell
#29. As for asking Tam Lin, Matt didn't know how to bring up the subject. By the way, is anyone planning to cut me up into T-bone steaks? Even more terrifying was the bodyguard's possible answer: You hit the nail on the head there, laddie. I always said you were bright as a button.
Nancy Farmer
#30. Gabriel is my bodyguard, " I said stiffly.
J.B. snorted. "He wants something to do with your body, but it ain't guarding that he's thinking about.
Christina Henry
#31. Once when I was at Newark Mall, me, my friends, my cousin, and my bodyguard were shopping and looking for suitcases cuz we had all these clothes. On our way out, two girls started whispering. The next thing we know, we had at least 200-300 people walking behind us, like the whole mall!
Lil' Romeo
#32. She bit my bodyguard. She bit him in the stomach.
David Gest
#33. We all know he ranks me above Iron Man, Thor, and whatever other Avenger makes an on-screen appearance. Not just because I'm clearly better and clearly not fictional.
But because I'm his bodyguard. His real-life superhero.
Krista Ritchie
#34. Mrs Edith Garrud famously opened a school of jiu-jitsu and trained 'The Bodyguard', a group of suffragette sympathisers who protected the leaders of the Suffragette Movement from attack during their public appearances.
E.W. Barton-Wright
#35. You cannot have an agency that defends your property, which also has the right to violate your property rights at will. That's like hiring a bodyguard that you pay to beat you up randomly.
Stefan Molyneux
#36. One did not need to penetrate David's secret counsels or insinuate a man in his bodyguard. All one needed was a pair of years and access to the royal precincts. Just to eavesdrop upon his singing was to develop an accurate idea of his state of mind.
Geraldine Brooks
#37. Christ. He had a mouth on him. Fire shot from her nipples down to her clit. She was growing slicker by the second, and all he'd done was say a few things to her. "I meant ... " She moaned, " ... played bodyguard.
Mina Carter
#38. I need no bodyguard at all, for even the bravest men who approach me get weak at the knees and their hearts turn to water, whilst their heads become giddy and incapable of thinking as the sweat of fear paralyses them
Shaka
#39. They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up with a bodyguard?
Actually, I'd look pretty cool and mysterious, wouldn't I? That might have been quite a good idea.
Sophie Kinsella
#40. I am your bodyguard. That's my job. But I'll gladly take tips for my services... or services for my tips...
Masakazu Yamaguchi
#41. Well, everybody has a bodyguard in Brazil.
Bob Varsha
#42. To be a bodyguard is to be a kamikaze pilot. Dedicated.
Mr. T
#43. Control puberty?" snorted the bodyguard."If you manage that, you'll be the first.
Eoin Colfer
#44. I'm not a sucka, so I don't need a bodyguard.
Rob Base
#45. He's my bodyguard," I said tightly. "You know that. I don't trust you. I should walk away from this, but I'm here, and I'm going to take a look. He stays. Got a problem, take it up with my mom.
Kim Harrison
#46. Look, I'm the DD tonight, but I'm offering to be more than just your driver. I'll be your bodyguard, and your bartender, and most importantly, your friend. I promise to look out for you tonight, Wellsy.
Elle Kennedy
#47. I'll be like your bodyguard or something. Me Tarzan. You Jane.
Nyrae Dawn
#49. Bodyguard work came easily to hobgoblins. When you're huge, furry, fanged, and yellow-eyed, you don't need much else as a deterrent.
Lisa Shearin
#50. He didn't say so but Andy agreed with the bodyguard. A good-looking bird like this one didn't have to kill anyone. What she did she did for D's and if a guy gave her too much trouble she'd just walk out and find someone else with money. Not murder.
Harry Harrison
#51. This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives at one end and an enthralled but still highly skilled police officer at the other.
Eoin Colfer
#53. He was definitely taking his bodyguard duties seriously tonight. He gave off a take-one-step-closer-and-I-will-show-you-Armageddon vibe.
Christina Henry
#54. I have a picture of him from California. I'll forward it up to you. A big guy." "Big, like bodyguard big?" "Try Godzilla.
Gary Grossman
#55. In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies.
Winston S. Churchill
#56. My lady makes me do it. I sang Whitney Houston's "Bodyguard".
Kevin Hart
#57. I'm not sure why he's flustered until I realize there are now five of us and the table is set for four.
Pru waves her hand dismissively. "Don't bother. The dark-haired one is just my bodyguard. He can stand."
Kiernan seems entirely unfazed by the comment, but her tone pisses me off.
Rysa Walker
#58. Hold fast," he called. "Tell me your names, and your stations."
"I am the Lady Door," said Door. "I am Portico's daughter, of the House of the Arch."
"I am Hunter. I am her bodyguard."
"Richard Mayhew," said Richard. "Wet.
Neil Gaiman
#59. To me I'm just a regular person going to the mall with friends, and now I'm in Forever 21 and I see this random group of girls staring at me and taking pictures. But now I usually have my dad, who is a really tall and intimidating person with me, so he's kind of my bodyguard.
Rebecca Black
#60. I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard.
Katheryn Winnick
#62. I'm not a movie star like other actors in the way that I need to walk with a bodyguard.
Olivier Martinez
#63. I want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard
Will Ferrell
#64. [Rangers] discover the truth though it is surrounded by a bodyguard of lies.
Ysbeau Wilace
#65. That thing in you that you think is a demon is actually a bodyguard that's run amok
Duncan Trussell
#66. A blond in a red dress can do without introductions
but not without a bodyguard.
Rona Jaffe
#68. At first he didn't want to tell us, and then Jim asked him if he was left- or right-handed. The bodyguard asked why and Jim told him that he would break the other arm first, because he wasn't a complete bastard.
Ilona Andrews
#69. You're my bodyguard and lover."
She shook her head. "Just your bodyguard."
"He'll never believe I'm not sleeping with you."
"You aren't."
"Even I find that unbelievable," Nick said.
Janet Evanovich
#71. An entourage trailed Hall inside and outside the school district's downtown headquarters; it included a full-time bodyguard whose overtime pay often doubled her $50,000-a-year salary.
Anonymous
#72. He let Liam stand in front of him so he could lean on his bodyguard's shoulder. It was hard to stay standing...
Alex London
#73. This was definitely unchartered territory. Iris wasn't like other women. She was tough, sexy but didn't flaunt it, and she sure as hell didn't give a shit about his money. If anything it seemed to bother her. And now she was busy working as a bodyguard for him.
Katie Reus
#74. Jenna sighed, "What would a bodyguard do for us? Battle our invisible boyfriends?"
Vere laughed. "Heck yes. Invisible boyfriends can get really out of hand.
Anne Eliot
#75. So you'll be my bodyguard for any guys who want to introduce me to anal?' I joke.
'I will defend your virtue and your ass to the death,' he says with a knightly vow.
Bianca Giovanni
#76. Raising her hand and shaking the handcuffs, the shaking Pucks arm as well.
"Unfortunately, it is necessary," Puck explained. "You don't want to work with by security staff so from now on I'm going to be your personal bodyguard. Going to be with you every second of the day.
Michael Buckley
#77. Winston Churchill said 'In war time, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies'. Any book called The Truth should therefore have one.
Terry Pratchett
#78. Men are not only women's unpaid bodyguards, they actually pay to be a woman's bodyguard.
Warren Farrell
#79. I'm a professional bodyguard. (Leta)
Yeah, right. (Aiden)
Nope. All true. I know seventy-two ways to kill a man and sixty-nine of them look like an accident. (Leta)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#81. I need a bodyguard."
Simon eyed him. "Have you been watching The Bodyguard? Because I am not going to fall in love with you and carry you around in my burly arms.
Cassandra Clare
#82. No bodyguard can ever protect us from the gossips; because in the case of gossip, we are beaten in our absence!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#83. A bodyguard for a pretty socialite, I was moving up in the world. Like all idiots I naturally assumed she was pretty because she was rich. You can buy anything with money, even people, even... beauty.
Bruce Crown
#87. All she could think was what an effective...tool it looked. Her father always said you needed the right tool for the job and Dean sure knew how to bring it.
Amy Andrews
#88. You can judge the success of a man by his bodyguards!
Prince
#91. Misfortune never comes singly. It's surrounded by bodyguards.
Ljupka Cvetanova
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