J.C. Daniels Quotes

#1. I just sliced and diced a Burmese python while you were busy growling at the universe, fuzz bucket.

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#2. You know, I'm terribly pleased to hear you're barking and snarling when you think some tramp is sending you sexy little surprises," she teased. "But since I'm the tramp...can you maybe come in the room?"
-Alexis to her husband

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#3. In the back of my mind, some part of me thought: Pretty... And I immediately wanted to punch myself.

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#4. I wasn't human enough to die easily.

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#5. It was a seductive thing, full of promise. Full of warmth and wonder and lies.

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#6. I didn't move for probably ten more minutes. I wasn't sure if I could. If I moved, I just might shatter.

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#7. Keeping my voice level, I shook my head. Mustn't enrage the antisocial monster standing five feet away.

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#8. I'll be damned if I act like a mouse, you overgrown tomcat.

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#9. I feel like calling in dead," I told him sourly. "You are looking rather corpse-like.

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#10. But of course, instead of saying something honest like Yes, bitch, it hurts, Damon just shrugged.

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#11. Child, you suffer from an excess of great stupidity or great bravery. I'm not sure which.

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#12. If it scares you, I'll shift back." "I just sliced and diced a Burmese python while you were busy growling at the universe, you overgrown housecat." I

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#13. I'm part of the package, kitten. Your bodyguard, babysitter and tattle-tale, all rolled into one." Flashing his teeth at me, he added, "Aren't you pleased?

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