Top 100 So Ugly Quotes
#1. Holmes is so ugly, his grandmother said when he started to cry the tears would stop and roll down the back of his head.
Muhammad Ali
#2. I didn't think God was capable of making someone go through something so ugly
Colleen Hoover
#3. I wanted to ask her how the same thing could be so ugly and so glorious, and its words so damning and brilliant.
Markus Zusak
#4. And when at last you find someone to whom you feel you can pour out your soul, you stop in shock at the words you utter - they are so rusty, so ugly, so meaningless and feeble from being kept in the small cramped dark inside you so long.
Sylvia Plath
#5. The interior of the arms dealer's private jet was so ugly it hurt my feelings as well as my eyeballs.
Terry Hayes
#7. She's so ugly, the tide wouldn't take her out.
Martin Kaye
#8. Tammy Faye said, I am so happy that Jessica Hahn is so ugly, because now I don't feel so bad.
Jessica Hahn
#9. Time is a beautiful thing. It's like when you meet an old lover on the street six years later and they don't look so ugly anymore.
Sarah McLachlan
#11. He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.
Ayn Rand
#12. I'm so happy 'cause today I've found my friends ... They're in my head. I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you.
Kurt Cobain
#15. Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the U.S. Bureau of Wild Life.
Muhammad Ali
#16. I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
Rodney Dangerfield
#17. Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
Jeff Foxworthy
#18. Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back.
Various
#19. I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
Rodney Dangerfield
#20. Tattoos are so widespread, so ugly and so very, very permanent. You can, in theory, have them removed - but a large chunk of your living flesh will go with it.
Tony Parsons
#21. Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
Robin Williams
#22. Language is my bugbear. Everyone says things now like 'I was sat' instead of 'I was sitting', which just sounds so ugly.
Penelope Keith
#23. Handsome brother with a smooth goatee, makes me wonder why he act so ugly.
LL Cool J
#24. Elizabeth I was so ugly that she couldn't get a husband. So everyone called her the ugly virgin. -Gordon Gelderman
Kerstin Gier
#25. When God created us, did he actually intend to make us so ugly?
Bo Yang
#26. Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. Narcissus is a loser! He's so weak, he can't bench-press a Kleenex. He's so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it's got a picture of Narcissus - only the picture's so ugly, no one ever checks it out.
Rick Riordan
#27. What I want to bring back to superheroes with this project is a sense of play. Things have gotten so dreary. The heroes have gotten so ugly that even their muscles have muscles.
Frank Miller
#28. Every day, the pain of that moment has scored through me. The humiliation and anger and misery and rejection. So many emotions that churn over me, always forcing me to feel it all fresh again and again - never in my life had I felt so ugly and unwanted.
Carrie Ryan
#29. He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.
Oscar Wilde
#31. He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.
Mickey Rivers
#32. I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!
Rodney Dangerfield
#33. A painter was asked why, since he made such beautiful figures, which were but dead things, his children were so ugly; to which the painter replied that he made his pictures by day, and his children by night.
Leonardo Da Vinci
#34. Yo momma's so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet!
Tony Glare
#35. What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside?
Jess C. Scott
#36. She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
Will Rogers
#37. I wanted to explain that I am constantly overestimating and underestimating the human race - that rarely do I even simply estimate it. I wanted to ask her how the same thing could be so ugly and so glorious, and its words and stories so damning and brilliant ... I AM HAUNTED BY HUMANS.
Markus Zusak
#39. Men ... are so conservative, so selfish, so boresome, and ... they are so ugly, and ... they are
gullible, anybody can convince them.
Gertrude Stein
#40. How odd that people could be so ugly, not particularly because of appearence, but because of the atmosphere of judgemental bad temper and discontent they carried around with them
Beaton, M.C.
#41. It was a heavy piece, about thirty inches in height, carved of stone. And so ugly that it defied description. Surely only a blind person could have carved it.
Maybe carving it was what made the person blind.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#42. Life was often so cruel, so ugly. And then, in the midst of all the madness, a precious gift would be placed in your lap. Because life could also be so sweet.
Wendy Higgins
#43. Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins!
Various
#44. This woman was so ugly and stupid, she probably never should have been born. And yet Wait was the second person to have married her.
Kurt Vonnegut
#45. Some might call it manipulation, but I like to consider it simply using what God gave me. And the word manipulation is so ugly. It's what people say to disavow their own choices. If they end up never regretting their decision, does that mean that no one has manipulated them?
M.E. Thomas
#46. Well it just looks so ugly. Is it a boy or is it a girl?
Anna Wintour
#47. 58. "Love is something so ugly that the human race would die out if lovers could see what they were doing" (Leonardo da Vinci).
Maggie Nelson
#48. Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.
John McCain
#49. Your friend is so ugly and hairy.
Hey, you'll upset my monkey !
We were talking to the monkey...
Malachi Jones
#50. You are so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.
THE CLOWN FACTORY
#51. Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' on what? On fire?
Rita Rudner
#52. Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.
Various
#53. My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
Paul Lynde
#54. Lanny, climbing the hill, carried a thought which by now had become his familiar companion: Why, oh, why did men have to make their lives so ugly? What evil spell was upon them that they wrangled and scolded, hated and feared? He
Upton Sinclair
#55. I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.
Rodney Dangerfield
#56. In the society of men the truth resides now less in what things are than in what they are not. Our social realities are so ugly if seen in the light of exiled truth, and beauty is no longer possible if it is not a lie.
R.D. Laing
#57. It is jealousy, possessiveness, hatred, anger, violence; it is a thousand and one things except love. It masquerades as love - because all these things are so ugly they cannot exist without a mask.
Osho
#58. God, the name Susan is so ugly. It reminds me of the word sinus.
Bret Easton Ellis
#59. I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life on this dumb notion.
Margaret Cho
#60. Crude carvings, Alviri work. Kenjak felt a small surge of pride that the Dvergiri had never produced something so ugly. Since
K. Eason
#61. I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to 'ripley's believe it or not' - they sent it back and said, "we don't believe it."
Joan Rivers
#62. Socrates, who was a perfect model in all great qualities, ... hit on a body and face so ugly and so incongruous with the beauty of his soul, he who was so madly in love with beauty.
Michel De Montaigne
#63. God, buses are so ugly when you see them that close.
Stacey Kade
#64. People have never looked so ugly as they do today. We just consume far too much.
Vivienne Westwood
#65. My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor's office and make people sick.
Moms Mabley
#66. Once upon a time there was a Queen who had a son so ugly and so misshapen that it was long disputed whether he had human form. A fairy who was at his birth said, however, that he would be very amiable for all that, since he would have uncommon good sense.
Charles Perrault
#67. In places like this, it's hard to imagine that the world can be so ugly,' Thomas said.
'This is how it was meant to be,' Priya replied. 'The ugliness is our own fault.
Corban Addison
#69. The world is an ugly stew, she thought.
It's so ugly I can't stand it.
Markus Zusak
#71. Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father.
John McCain
#72. I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.
Rodney Dangerfield
#73. I bite my nails so bad. They're awful! My nails are so ugly. I need to stop biting them.
Elle Fanning
#74. He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
Mickey Rivers
#75. Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said good bye.
Jess Franken
#76. As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
Jerry Lawler
#77. That baby is so ugly ... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
Joan Rivers
#78. I know why people lie to themselves in life, but I'll never understand the appeal of the dishonest theater where the actor doesn't make some earnest attempt to include their own honest humanity in their collaboration with an author. It's so ugly to me that it hurts sometimes to see it happen.
Jim Parrack
#79. It could be so beautiful here if the Americans themselves had not made it so ugly with their big buildings, their millions of cars, and noise ...
Greta Garbo
#80. The worst of my actions or conditions seem not so ugly unto me as I find it both ugly and base not to dare to avouch for them.
Michel De Montaigne
#81. We are very cruelly trapped between what we would like to be and what we actually are. And we cannot possibly become what we would like to be until we are willing to ask ourselves just why the lives we lead on this continent are mainly so empty, so tame, and so ugly.
James Baldwin
#82. All the beauty of the stars means nothing when life here on earth is so ugly.
Sabaa Tahir
#83. Oh, sorry, I'm thinking about Cousin Mary. Talk about a dog. That girl was so ugly we had to put a bag over her head when we went to town so we wouldn't get arrested for public indecency.
Nick Wilgus
#84. You can spot people who don't know Jesus very well because the world they see is always so ugly. Even if they use all sorts of religious language, don't be misled - people who get touched by Jesus don't ignore the hurt and pain in the world, and yet they see so much beauty in it.
Jonathan Martin
#85. I'm merely branding you," he said. "Don't make it sound so ugly.
Karina Halle
#86. Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head.
Muhammad Ali
#87. The celebrity world can be so ugly. Everyone seems to have slept with everyone else and it's some sort of strange weird cycle. I don't want to get into that.
Eva Mendes
#88. Meg felt her heart lurch. It bothered her that the twins realized that she hated their brother. The words coming from their innocent mouths sounded so ugly.
Lorraine Heath
#90. The sex symbol thing's a little bit different for me. Usually, like whenever there's a picture of me, there's always this set of things that comes out like, 'Oh my god, she's so ugly.'
Mitchell Baker
#91. Maybe a story will cheer you up ... Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
Patrick Star
#92. I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
Rodney Dangerfield
#95. He looked so beautiful, and it pissed me off that he could look so beautiful when he was so ugly.
Nashoda Rose
#96. She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.
Rodney Dangerfield
#97. Life was tough for me. When I was a kid, nobody played with me because they thought I looked ugly with my extra thumb. It pained me. So once I thought of getting it surgically removed. But I didn't. Slowly, I realized that the exterior is not the criterion for love and success.
Hrithik Roshan
#98. What is ugly about life is that it so often only provides uneasy half solutions that are so seldom pure and tragic ones.
Harry Graf Kessler
#99. How is it you're so beautiful and so fucking ugly inside!
You know it wouldn't take much to make your outside look like your inside!!
I could just chop your brain out!
It doesn't deserve such a pretty body ...
Jhonen Vasquez
#100. I don't have to say so because people can see it from leagues away. I am ugly, shy and anachronistic, but by dint of not wanting to be those things I have pretended to be just the opposite.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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