You Can't Fix Ugly Quotes

#1. Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

Jerry Lawler

#2. Someone told me - maybe it was the ugly one, unafraid to bash his own kind - that spine surgeons are weak among surgeons, that you can't really fix a back so you go in there and fuck around and bill the shit out of the insurance company and refer the patient to pain management.

Merritt Tierce

#3. You were lucky,' said Lettie. 'Fifteen feet further back, and the field belongs to Colin Anders.'
'You would have come anyway,' I told her. 'You would have saved me.

Neil Gaiman

#4. Never trust a man who doesn't like Elvis.

Anne-Marie Duff

#5. Sometimes", said Miss Phillips, "the thing you dread doing the very thing you should do, just so you can stop thinking about it.

Marci Shimoff

#6. Half the worry in the world is caused by people trying to make decisions before they have sufficient knowledge on which to base a decision.

Dean Hawkes

#7. We don't think of our flaws as the glue that binds us to the people we love, but they are. Grace only sticks to your imperfections.

Donald Miller

#8. The question of whether one alleges the Superiority or Inferiority of any given race is irrelevant; racism has only one psychological root: the racist's sense of his own Inferiority.

Ayn Rand

#9. You must work hard to get what you want.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#10. One day, you're a nobody, and the next, you're in a movie that everybody is talking about. But Hollywood has a way of knocking you back down to Earth.

Patrick Fugit

#11. How much does a man need to survive? two meals a day, one bed for the night and a few sets of clothes. That is all you need in life - FIVE STEPS! PAGE 69

Tim I. Gurung

#12. Fascism offered false solutions, simplistically blaming groups such as Jews and Communists for complex problems such as unemployment and crime.

Ken Follett

#13. Renown awaits the commander who first restores artillery to its prime importance on the battlefield.

Winston Churchill

#14. I feel that there is a culture being built that is a celebration of agony. There is also a celebration of being an outcast, to the degree that you are segregating yourself in a negative way from people who may want to be your friend.

Andy Biersack

#15. She might not be able to fix the
past, but she was willing to spend a
lifetime showing him what love could
be: beautiful not ugly, uplifting not
destructive, and more precious than
diamonds.

Kitty French

#16. A chance, as a coach, to take a team to the World Cup finals is probably as high up the tree as it gets, certainly with one-day cricket.

Andy Pick

#17. It's okay but you better fix this before things get ugly, because I refuse to remain second to you.

Ashley Williams

#18. Let them call it mischief: When it is past and prospered t'will be virtue.

Ben Jonson

#19. I don't like quotes, I prefer quotations

Mark Hamilton

#20. When we do get to the point where things aren't good, we know how to smarten up and fix it before it gets ugly.

Margo Timmins

#21. I turned my head to find Claire glaring at us from across the room. She hated me, and it ran deep and ugly inside of her. She was a problem I needed to fix before I got too fat to do so.

Amelia Hutchins