Tom Cox Quotes

#1. Cats have been all over the Internet for many years. This makes total sense, as they seem to spend half their lives trying to stand and sit on the keyboards of our laptops.

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#2. The way I viewed it, there were lots of very ugly things in London, so, on the occasions when something beautiful with a glossy coat came along and nudged its cold nose into your hand, it seemed churlish not to take a few moments to celebrate the mere fact of its existence.

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#3. Cats hate doors for the opportun ities doors deny them to do exactly what they please, but they love them in equal measure, due to the opportunities they present to make humans their snivelling slaves.

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#4. There's also something about ageing and the concomitant awareness of the fleeting nature of existence that tends to make you less worried about being ridiculous, and less judgemental about the quality of ridiculousness in others.

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#5. People have a habit, in the age of cameraphones and social networking, of being a bit too quick to turn all sorts of experiences into a 'memory'.

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#6. Some were drawn towards displays of physical showboating, when it came to cats, while others preferred subtle intellectual stimulation.

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#7. Jokes about Crazy Cat Ladies seem harmless enough, but at their core is a disturbing echo of the hysterical witch superstitions of the Middle Age.

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#8. One of the good things about cats is that, unlike dogs, they don't come up to you in the street and try to have sex with your leg.

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#9. people who hated cats were often control freaks who felt the world owed them a living.

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#10. Quite simply, I did not want to spend much time away from my cats.

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