Top 16 Moms Mabley Quotes
#1. Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house!
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#2. [On turning down an invitation to appear for four minutes on the Ed Sullivan Show:] Honey, it takes Moms four minutes just to get on the stage.
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#3. It's no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn't inconvenient.
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#4. Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one.
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#5. LOVE is like Playing Checkers. You have to know which Man to MOVE.
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#6. Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police.
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#7. If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?
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#8. [On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.
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#9. The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em.
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#10. I don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it.
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#11. A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can
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#12. My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor's office and make people sick.
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#13. Use those brains that God put in your head.
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#14. You know Moms has been accused of liking young men, and I'm guilty.
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#15. Black women, white women- all of them. I'm colorblind. I don't know the difference. I only know you're a human being and you're my children.
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#16. Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody.
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