Yogi Berra Quotes & Sayings

#1. Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

#2. The future isn't what is used to be.

#3. Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.

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#4. You can tell a lot just by looking at it.

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#5. I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.

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#6. Ninety percent of the game (baseball) is half mental.

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#7. All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

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#8. Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

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#9. You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.

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#10. It gets late early out there.

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#11. The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

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#12. Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.

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#13. I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

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#14. I enjoy now doing what I do ... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

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#15. If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

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#16. Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

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#17. Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn't something to shrug off.

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#18. How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.

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#19. If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.

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#20. A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

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#21. It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.

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#22. Swing at the strikes.

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#23. Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

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#24. I've been with the Yankees 17 years, watching games and learning. You can see a lot by observing.

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#25. I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

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#26. If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.

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#27. Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.

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#28. It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

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#29. Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

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#30. I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

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#31. You've got to be careful
If you don't know where you're going,
Because you might get there.

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#32. Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

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#33. You can observe a lot just by watching.

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#34. It's 90% mental. The other half is physical

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#35. I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I'd start playing.

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#36. Deja Vu All Over Again

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#37. If you come to a fork in the road, take it

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#38. The game was two hours, with the commercials. I wish they did that now.

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#39. Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.

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#40. How can a you hit and think at the same time?

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#41. Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it's not working.

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#42. I don't mean to be funny.

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#43. I didn't know much about golf growing up.

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#44. I'm in no condition to drive ... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

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#45. Little things are big.

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#46. Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

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#47. I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it.

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#48. I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.

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#49. Half the game is 90% mental.

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#50. I don't want to make the wrong mistake.

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#51. If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.

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#52. The only color I don't have is navy brown.

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#53. Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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#54. He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light.

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#55. I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

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#56. It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't.

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#57. We have deep depth.

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#58. When you see a fork in the road...Take It!!

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#59. Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.

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#60. A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.

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#61. If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.

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#62. I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

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#63. Man was not made to travel faster than a baseball

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#64. What makes a good man?

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#65. If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.

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#66. Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

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#67. I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

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#68. I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

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#69. Records and achievements are made to be broken.

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#70. The future ain't what it used to be.

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#71. It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

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#72. If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.

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#73. The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

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#74. Never answer anonymous letters.

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#75. If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

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#76. As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental."

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#77. When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.

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#78. Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.

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#79. On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

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#80. Never answer an anonymous letter.

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#81. You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.

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#82. You gotta call a blacksmith.

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#83. On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."

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#84. The game isn't over till it's over.

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#85. When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

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#86. So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

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#87. I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.

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#88. In baseball, you don't know nothing.

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#89. Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.

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#90. I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.

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#91. I liked George Weiss when he was with the Yankees. He loved the Old Timers' Day. He loved it. And he invited all these people to come, all these players to come.

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