Your Cousin Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 57 famous quotes and sayings about your cousin to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 57 Sayings About Your Cousin

#1. My cousin once told me, 'You're tall, you're handsome - and you're gonna have to apologize for it the rest of your life.' He imparted that information to me. - Author: Orlando Bloom
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#2. Like I'm going to pass up an opportunity to smack your cousin. - Author: Rachel Vincent
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#3. Tru, this is your home. You are my blood kin, my second cousin thrice removed. But blood kin's not the most important kin. Do you know what is?" "No, sir." "Love kin. And that comes from the heart. That's why this is your home. - Author: G. Neri
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#4. you leave him alone because of your cousin that you had always meet. - Author: Mk.
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#5. Your cousin Maureen just got a job at the button factory. They're probably still hiring.
Helen Plum - Author: Janet Evanovich
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#6. I wish you hadn't told her. If you must know, I could have done without your telling her I commited statutory rape on the living room couch with her cousin. - Michael Curry - Author: Anne Rice
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#7. I want you to know that you are not alone in your being alone. - Author: Stephen Fry
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#8. Your very great pardon, Cousin," said Sphene, "but this having meetings so we can plan to have meetings business is bullshit. I want to talk about ancillaries. - Author: Ann Leckie
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#9. You have introduced a topic on which our natures are at variance
a topic we should never discuss: the very name of love is an apple of discord between us. If the reality were required, what should we do? How should we feel? My dear cousin, abandon your scheme of marriage
forget it. - Author: Charlotte Bronte
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#10. Amelia, do meet my cousin.
Your cousin?
Indeed. He might be the duke.
Then who are you?
Excellent question. - Author: Julia Quinn
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#11. He's just, your cousin, ay, abhorrently, He'd wash his hands in blood, to keep them clean. - Author: Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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#12. Cousins are part of your life so stick with cuz not friends. - Author: Claude Shannon
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#13. I always say that photography's closest cousin is poetry because of the way it sparks your imagination and leaves gaps for the viewer to fill in. - Author: Alec Soth
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#14. Some primal termite knocked on wood.
And tasted it, and found it good.
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Author: Ogden Nash
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#15. Whoa, got it bad for your cousin's girl already, huh? You gonna try to get with that?"
I eyed Cassi in Ty's arms and shook my head as I brought my beer up to take another long drink. "Nope." Yes, yes, I am. - Author: Molly McAdams
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#16. People see so many movies that when they finally see one not so bad as the others, they think it's great. an Academy Award means that you don't stink quite as much as your cousin. - Author: Charles Bukowski
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#17. I ought to tell you I'm probably your cousin. - Author: Henry James
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#18. My cousin Louie, we walk into a bar, and he says, Dom, I think that waitress knows me. What do you think she knows, Louie? The fact that your belly came in four steps ahead of you? - Author: Dom Irrera
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#19. Your cousin might be a pretty face, but you, my darling, courageous, maddening, seductive, mysterious, wonderful Diana, you are the Duchess of Wakefield. My duchess. - Author: Elizabeth Hoyt
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#20. You said your cousin was a necromancer. You know how the natural necromancers operate?
They twisted the head off your favorite doll, stuffed a dead bird into it, and made it walk around. And then they were puzzled why you got upset. - Author: Ilona Andrews
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#21. Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't understand; you throw a fat piece up there, that piece is yours.' I'm like, 'No one thinks you own Costco.' - Author: Natasha Leggero
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#22. That's your business, isn't it, cousin? To make nothing your business. Even your own sons going to war. How I pleaded with you. But you buried your nose in those cursed books and let our sons go like they were a pair of haramis. - Author: Khaled Hosseini
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#23. Do not look at anybody in terms of friend or foe, brother or cousin; do not fritter away your mental energies in thoughts of friendship or enemity. Seeking the Self everywhere, be amiable and equal-minded towards all, treating all alike. - Author: Adi Shankara
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#24. Well, in Colombia everybody's very voluptuous, and you're supposed to be. You don't want to be skinny when all of your cousins are mermaids. You grow up thinking that's how beauty is. - Author: Sofia Vergara
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#25. Expecting anybody else?' Shane asked Eve. 'Your distant cousin Jack the Ripper dropping by too?'
'Screw you, Collins. - Author: Rachel Caine
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#26. Do research. Feed your talent. Research not only wins the war on cliche, it's the key to victory over fear and it's cousin, depression. - Author: Robert McKee
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#27. Did you just hit on her by calling her your cousin?" asks Sadie. "'Cause, damn! - Author: Adam Selzer
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#28. So many times through the course of a season you are defined by your backups. They have three players in [Kirk] Cousins, Niles [Paul] and [Bashaud] Breeland who may be better than the players that they're replacing. - Author: Bill Cowher
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#29. How are you?"
Rosa shrugged her shoulders. "My sister turned into a giant snake last night. And your cousin Tano - "
"Second cousin."
"He was there too. He was a tiger. I recognized him from his eyes. Then I fainted." She looked at him. "How does that sound? - Author: Kai Meyer
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#30. Dread lord and cousin, may the almighty preserve your reverence and lordship in long life and good fortune. - Author: Owen Glendower
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#31. I have a cousin called Flirta D who was big in the grime world, which made me really cool at school. 'Flirta D's your cousin?' 'Yeah, buddy.' 'He must be a millionaire!' - Author: Sampha
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#32. Hey there, Lissa Daniels," he said. He raised his Coke. "Would you like to say hello to your distant cousin, Jack? - Author: Kody Keplinger
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#33. Doubt is a first cousin to faith, Ghosh. To have faith, you have to suspend your disbelief. - Author: Abraham Verghese
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#34. A movie playing on the TV screen in front of us. Some sort of bad Tom Cruise drama. I've never liked Tom Cruise. He always reminded me of someone's creepy cousin, who smiles too big before he touches your butt and whispers something gross in your ear with hot whiskey breath. - Author: Erin McCarthy
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#35. Shane:is your distant cousin jack the ripper dropping in for coffee.
eve:screw you collins - Author: Rachel Caine
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#36. Your fey cousin here has the miraculous ability to hold his liquor
and mine, and yours, and the king's, and half the country's, I expect. - Author: Alethea Kontis
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#37. My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist will blow away your expectation of what late-model literature has to be. Unified by obsessions too eerie not to be real, this gorgeous rearrangement of our century's mental furniture is testimony to a new talent of Burroughs/Coover/Acker scale. - Author: David Foster Wallace
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#38. You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown. - Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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#39. Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada. - Author: Tucker Carlson
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#40. He then eyed Tristan and took a step back, stumbling over his cloak. "You must be the earl's twin brother. But your eyes ... how are they so green?"
"They were brown until your heathen of a cousin shot me through the heart," Tristan said crossly. - Author: Chelsea Fine
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#41. But that's the function I expect of you, cousin. It's why I chose you. I'll make it official. I will give you a new name. From this moment, you'll be called Breaking of the Habit, which in our tongue is Harq al-Ada. Come, cousin, don't be obtuse. My mother taught you well. Give me your Sardaukar. - Author: Frank Herbert
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#42. My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, "Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia?" Shelia had died at birth. - Author: Joan Rivers
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#43. Getting angry with her cousin, she reminded herself, was like getting angry with a sheep for being stupid. It ruined your day and the sheep was too dim to care. - Author: Ruth Downie
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#44. My sisters call him Slinky Simon.'
Alec chuckled.
'It's only funny if he's not your cousin.'
'It's funny because it's true. - Author: Julia Quinn
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#45. Cousin-screwing. It is not totally safe. It raises the risk of birth defects slightly. But I was reading in a book for history that there's, like, a 99.9999 percent chance that at least one of your great-great-great-grandparents married first cousin. - Author: John Green
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#46. You owe me!" -Stephanie
"Why do I owe you?" -Joe
"I caught your no good cousin." -Stephanie
"Yeah and in the process you burned down a funeral home, and damaged thousands of dollars of government property." -Joe
"Well if you are going to be picky about it ... " -Stephanie - Author: Janet Evanovich
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#47. Shepley threw a french fry at his cousin. "Get your lips outta my girl's ear, Trav!" "Networking! I'm networking! - Author: Jamie McGuire
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#48. Sadie . . ." He swallowed. "I'm not willin' to just be your cousin anymore." His shoulders squared. "Whatever it takes to win your affection, I'll do it. I'm gonna woo you like no man's ever wooed a woman before. An' I'm gonna win your love. You wait an' see. - Author: Kim Vogel Sawyer
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#49. Well," said Miss Ophelia, "do you think slavery right or wrong?"
"I'm not going to have any of your horrid New England directness, cousin," said St. Clare, gayly. - Author: Harriet Beecher Stowe
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#50. I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, You just haven't met the right girl yet. - Author: Tina Fey
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#51. Why was it so unlikely that you could meet your soul mate by hitting her with your vehicle? Why was it more likely you'd meet her at your cousin's wedding? - Author: Will McIntosh
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#52. A flower is your cousin ... Sometimes a person has got to take a life, like a chicken's or a hog's when you need it ... But nobody is so hungry they need to kill a flower. Cherokee great-grandmother - Author: Barbara Kingsolver
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#53. Hope is not logical. It always comes as a surprise, just when you think all hope is lost. Hope is the cousin to grief, and both take time: you can't short-circuit grief, or emptiness, and you can't patch it up with your bicycle tire tube kit. You have to take the next right action. - Author: Anne Lamott
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#54. Sometimes funerals can be good. It reunites you with your cousins you haven't seen in a while. - Author: David Burtka
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#55. Why did you put spaghetti sauce into your cousin's drink?"
"Because I like it that way," said Sarah, taking the glass. "You have your chemical stimulants and I have mine, monkey. - Author: Seanan McGuire
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#56. Nice tackle, babe, he said. And then he kissed me. No doubt about the intention this time. Not the sort of kiss you'd give your cousin, for instance. More like the sort of kiss a man would give a woman when he wanted to rip her clothes off and give her a reason to sing the Hallelujah Chorus. - Author: Janet Evanovich
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#57. Cousins are forever and forever are cousins they stand by your side for you no matter what. - Author: Brandi Carlile
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