Quotes About Trolls

#1. Please enter," Kessell said with false courtesy. "Fear not for my trolls that you injured, they will surely heal!" He threw his head back and laughed. Drizzt felt a fool; to think that all of his caution and stealth had served no better purpose than to amuse the wizard!

R.A. Salvatore

#2. The silliest people are usually the most tenacious of their opinions.

Lady Sarah Pennington

#3. Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit.

Philip K. Dick

#4. Keep your goals away from the trolls.

Peter McWilliams

#5. Trolls simply detest the very sight of dwarves (uncooked).

J.R.R. Tolkien

#6. Are we all, at heart, just Internet trolls?

Sarah Lotz

#7. Please, please, for the love of trolls and other blessed creatures, stop wandering around in the forest like yer a bat instead of a wee lady!

Amy Harmon

#8. And yet, will we ever come to an end of discussion and talk if we think we must always reply to replies? For replies come from those who either cannot understand what is said to them, or are so stubborn and contentious that they refuse to give in even if they do understand.

Augustine Of Hippo

#9. Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls.

Charlie Sheen

#10. Dear Influencers: Trolls will lurk under the bridges you build to gobble you up. They are hangry for attention. Build bridges anyways.

Richie Norton

#11. Something warned me that what I might see would haunt me forever.

Guillermo Del Toro

#12. I'm not scared any more,' said Midge. 'Thank you, Kevin. Sometimes you can be very kind.'
'Yes,' said Kevin. 'And if you tell that to any of the other trolls I will pull off your nose and feed it to a bear.

Doug MacLeod

#13. If you do not get to her time...............He will cut out her heart & feed it to the fishes...." Alice

Kathy Cyr

#14. Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,' the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. 'Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and a succubus in the snow.

Kim Harrison

#15. He probably thinks pixies are a lesser species. Half-sentient, like gnomes and Internet trolls.

Rainbow Rowell

#16. Hurry up, Hodgeyboy! You run like a fat badger after Sunday tea." Mibbitwiss

Kathy Cyr

#17. Trolls must continually feed their bottomless need, so be strong and patiently wait out their fires of hatred for eventually they eat their own.

L.M. Fields

#18. Only elves and trolls had survived the coming of Man to the discworld: the elves because they were altogether too clever by half, and the trolley folk because they were at least as good as humans at being nasty, spiteful and greedy.

Terry Pratchett

#19. I let my face go blank and nodded slowly. "Yes.The trolls.Back. With me. Cannot form. Complete sentences." I shook my head. "Yeah,so not happening."
He considered me,annoyed and at a loss for what to do next."I don't kill humans."
"Me niether!See,common ground already.

Kiersten White

#20. The haters and the trolls have always used me as an excuse to make fun of something that is out of the ordinary, something that doesn't necessarily make sense to them. For whatever reason, I have always been a target that people love to attack.

Steve Aoki

#21. You like economics, don't you?' I asked.
'Everyone should know the basics,' said the Princess. 'Lasting peace will only be brought about through economic means - we should be trading with the Trolls rather than fighting them.

Jasper Fforde

#22. To live in a realm wracked with chaos is to live with pain, anguishing memories, and trolls. But it is also means living with unicorns.

C. Gockel

#23. Racism was not a problem on the DIscworld, because - what with trolls and dwarfs and so on - speciesism was more interesting. Black and white lived in perfect harmony and ganged up on green.

Terry Pratchett

#24. I have come to realise that the most critical of the social media accounts are the least verbal in real life and I can assure you that most social media trolls have no physical troll land to dwell.

Aysha Taryam

#25. It was a crypt where music played to masses of the dead, and McJagger was their desolate pharaoh, a walking mummified king. I remembered it well.

Red Tash

#26. Hold onto your innocence of heart, at all costs! Because it is the spark of deity that you are born with. Don't let the trolls steal your divineness.

C. JoyBell C.

#27. It's a terrible thing, isn't it? To be dragged under?

Guillermo Del Toro

#28. Don't worry the trolls don't come to you. It's your own darkness that leads you to the trolls.

Polly Horvath

#29. From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

Charlie Sheen

#30. We should differentiate between criminals who make violent threats online, and trolls who are just arseholes

Bonnie Greer

#31. I would have said sacrificing one of his own kind was a new low for Jag, but honestly? Jag was a bottomless pit of low.

Red Tash

#32. Weltschmerz, basically, is the depression we feel when bamboozlers, fanatics, manipulators, trolls, bigots, demagogues, fear-mongers, liars and prigs threaten to take over the world, and there's nothing, we think, we can do about it.

Em L. Smith

#33. To the trolls on the internet, I want to say: Get your head out of the computer. Go outside and walk around. Look at the people walking next to you. Look at your friends' friends and who they're interacting with. And just understand this is the world we live in. It's okay to like it.

Michael B. Jordan

#34. Trolls can smell the rainbows, trolls can smell the stars," it whispered sadly. "Trolls can smell the dreams you dreamed before you were ever born. Come close to me and I'll eat your life.

Neil Gaiman

#35. I used to collect knick-knacks, like wizards, trolls and little buddhas, and arrange them like precious things on a shelf.

Ben Whishaw

#36. I know that trolls are fundamentally sad people; I know that I've already defeated them in every substantive arena - by being smart, by being happy, by being successful, by being listened to, by being loved.

Lindy West

#37. She slammed the book closed, ran to her bed, gathered her stuffed animals up in her arms, started chewing on her blanket, and cried for a while, considering the question of trolls.

Neal Stephenson

#38. If you retweet only the work of humans who have followed journalistic protocols, you are less likely to debase your brain interacting with bots and trolls.

Timothy Snyder

#39. 2012 was the year I saw Twitter as a negative. More people need to realise that not everything they read is true and that Internet trolls are a real problem.

Katherine Jenkins

#40. I prefer rain -sometimes I feel sunlight will turn me to stone - perhaps I'm a Troll ...

John Geddes

#41. Don't feed the trolls; nothing fuels them so much.

Oscar Wilde

#42. The earliest truth that we're taught is that there's a world alongside this world, with spirits, not mortals, an enchanted universe of fairies, wizards, leprechauns and trolls. They are all around us. One has only to open his eyes.

William Holman Hunt

#43. We crossed a small but sturdy wooden bridge a little later, but no trolls were taking tolls.

Roger Zelazny

#44. Ho, hm, well, we could, you know! You do not know, perhaps, how strong we are. Maybe you have heard of Trolls? They are mighty strong. But Trolls are only counterfeits, made by the Enemy in the Great Darkness, in mockery of Ents, as Orcs were of Elves.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#45. For Whom the Snob Trolls

June Casagrande

#46. To live is to war with trolls in heart and woul. To write is to sit in judgement on oneself.

Henrik Ibsen

#47. There's a negative connotation to internet trolls, but at the same time this is becoming mainstream. This kind of speech pattern, the way people speak, this is common on the internet.

Rush Limbaugh

#48. Trolls can smell the rainbow, trolls can smell the stars. Trolls can smell the dreams you dreamed before you were ever born.

Neil Gaiman

#49. In the blink of an eye, the fairytales told to children were as real as death and taxes. Vampires, shifters, trolls, demons and creatures of myth, were as real as the air we breathe.

L.A. Kennedy

#50. Some people we define as trolls are just critics. Sometimes they have a point. And I hear them. But for the ones who comment "I want to kill you in your sleep," I respond to them too.

Jenny Lawson

#51. The lazy blogosphere has given up on journalism and now trolls Twitter for their on-the-record in-depth articles.

Kurt Sutter

#52. I remember a time where Trolls were a fictitious monster from fairy tales, not arseholes on the internet looking for attention.

Robert O'Sullivan

#53. They had a point once. They said that we were being swallowed up by the humans and the trolls, and you know it's true, except that it's the wrong kind of truth. The kids've got human friends and one or two trolls as well and nobody notices, nobody thinks about it. Everyone is just people

Terry Pratchett

#54. As if on a conveyer belt, there will be a never ending supply of idiots and jerks that come and go in your life. Whether you stop the belt to dance with any one of them is up to you.

Dan Pearce

#55. Overnight, all comment boards became civil, all posters held accountable. The trolls, who had more or less overtaken the internet, were driven back into the darkness.

Dave Eggers

#56. I had a job as an illustrator, and I wanted to change the direction of my work. I moved to the country, and immediately I started to paint fairies and trolls.

Brian Froud

#57. It was meant to be, two trolls living in a tree.

KayeC Jones

#58. Trolls are slow in the uptake, and mighty suspicious about anything new to them.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#59. I do not trust self-serving misinformation coming from corporations and their media trolls. I do not trust politicians who are taking millions from those corporations, either. I trust people. So I make my music for people, not for candidates.

Neil Young

#60. You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.

Terry Pratchett

#61. So many likes and retweets for having the "GUTS"
to say what every-
one thinks

ON
THE
FUCKING
INTER-
NET

(but never in the street).

Andy Carrington

#62. The way I pick who gets caked is generally by who shows me the most energy and is screaming for it. I still can't help but ask myself ... should I stop caking people? Will that stop the haters from hating? Stop giving the trolls more content to target me with?

Steve Aoki

#63. By Duraden, I have trolls dancing in my head this morning!' Stubble grumbled, screwing his eyes into a squint at the bright morning light.

Carl Sargent

#64. It's simply that in every crowd there's a twerp. All any twerp needs to do is protest loud and long, and he or she will get attention from other twerps who'll go along for the ride
after all, if such people didn't exist, the Ricki Lake Show wouldn't have an audience.

Terry Pratchett

#65. Everyone wants to look good in photographs, even us trolls who tell jokes.

Doug Benson

#66. One negative voice aimed at me has the incredible power to drown out a thousand positive ones. One of the greatest things I can achieve is to never let it.

Dan Pearce

#67. To live is to war with trolls.

Henrik Ibsen

#68. It was well known that she was a junk-food fiend. It was probably what kept her from the waif physique of the most popular girls. Personally I didn't care what king of saturated fats and granulated sugars were to blame for that excellent figure.

Guillermo Del Toro

#69. I could never write about strange kingdoms. I could never do 'Harry Potter' or anything like that. Even when I did science-fiction, I didn't write about foreign planets and distant futures. I certainly never did fantasies about trolls living under bridges.

Richard Matheson

#70. Oh, by the way, you're going to have to turn over some of your land to the trolls.)

Christopher Healy

#71. When people are doing their utmost to upset you, it's probably best to just laugh at them.

Wayne Gerard Trotman

#72. If you dare:
You can tease trolls
to such a fury
that they burst -
all on their own!

Eli Ketilsson

#73. Though he found himself reluctant to be the direct cause of any actual killing. This wasn't Tolkien - these weren't orcs and trolls and giant spiders and whatever else, evil creatures that you were free to commit genocide on without any complicated moral ramifications.

Lev Grossman

#74. The world looks as if it has been left in the custody of trolls.

Robert Farrar Capon

#75. Vimes hung up the tube. Trolls with a message. It was unlikely to be an invitation to a literary lunch.

Terry Pratchett

#76. We're a dying race," said Kwartz sadly, as the party set off under the stars. "Young Jasper's the only pebble in our tribe. We suffer from philosophy, you know.

Terry Pratchett

#77. People throw insults at you, and sometimes they hit a nerve - and it's about not showing that, because they will pick on that. Don't feed the trolls!

Maisie Williams

#78. You're such a little moron, aren't you? They will hunt you down to the ends of the earth. It's nothing personal, just business. It's all about survival, dear boy." Drusilla Blackwood

Kathy Cyr

#79. I had a confusing relationship with my Barbies, but I love trolls. I tortured my Barbies.

Anna Kendrick

#80. Sometimes I have to deal with trolls, and I just block them. But most of the time, Twitter's heaps of fun, actually.

Chet Faker

#81. A nice pickle they were all in now: all neatly tied up in sacks, with three angry trolls (and two with burns and bashes to remember) sitting by them, arguing whether they should roast them slowly, or mince them fine and boil them, or just sit on them one by one and squash them into jelly.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#82. When you write an article about anything, trolls use the comments to attack. They feel frustrated - but haters are losers. It's not good to feed this aspect. It's more intelligent to be constructive.

Paulo Coelho

#83. Max, you cannot stay in the background forever. It is time to stand out in front. You have all that you need." Analea

Kathy Cyr

#84. Little children adore me - I'm a Troll Tamer and they know it! ...

John Geddes

#85. A bunker, truck, trolls, all the same, a hard target.

Tom Cook

#86. [Rincewind] drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll.

Terry Pratchett

#87. Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be - or to be indistinguishable from - self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.

Neal Stephenson

#88. The Troll was well over seven feet tall, and smelled of body odour and Germolene.

Andrew Barrett

#89. Then I will skin it and suck all the blood out of it unless it's a Troll. Trolls taste like ass. We tried two of the randy bastards just to make sure and we will not be imbibing Troll again any time soon,

Robyn Peterman

#90. I'm so tired of pretending like my life isn't perfect and bitchin' and just winning every second, I'm not perfect, and bitching and just delivering the goods at every fucking turn. Because look what I'm dealing with, man - I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets.

Charlie Sheen

#91. I forgot Dumbledore trashed Hogwarts, refused to resign and ran off to the forest to make speeches to angry trolls.

J.K. Rowling

#92. But I also know that to ignore joy while it lasts, in favor of lamenting one's fate, is a great crime.

Nancy Farmer

#93. The trouble was, the trolls up in the plaza probably weren't bad trolls, and the dwarfs down in the square probably weren't bad dwarfs, either. People who probably weren't bad could kill you.

Terry Pratchett

#94. I have learned not to feed the trolls. I just don't respond.

Dana Brunetti

#95. You have been gifted the Blood Diamond and are surrounded by all that is good. You will not fail as long as you believe." Analea

Kathy Cyr

#96. Any fool knew that arguing with a troll was pointless.

April Adams

#97. These internet trolls are cowards who are poisoning our national life. No-one would permit such venom in person, so there should be no place for it on social media,

Chris Grayling

#98. Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?"
"Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir.

Terry Pratchett

#99. I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, ... broomsticks and spells would have given her a clue?' - when J.K. Rowling insisted she wasn't writing fantasy.

Terry Pratchett

#100. Don't negotiate with terrorists; patent trolls have done more damage to the United States economy than any domestic or foreign terrorist organization in history, every year.

Drew Curtis