Top 100 Charlie Sheen Quotes
#1. Once you start altering your body's blueprint, things start falling apart. Some players take steroids, and two years later, after they've broken records, suddenly they have back problems, shoulder problems, arm problems. They're out of the game for good.
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#2. I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.
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#3. I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.
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#4. I was bangin' 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll
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#5. For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.
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#6. You can't criticize Bob Dylan's singing. You have to respect Billy Joel as a brilliant poet. You can't tell me there's a better rock band ever than Led Zeppelin. And if you speak during the Eagles' "Last Resort," we're done. I'm just asking for seven minutes. This stuff really matters, you know.
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#8. Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho.
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#10. Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.
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#11. I'm kind of old-fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the house, it's not like we're together all the time. But I need variety.
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#12. Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.
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#13. I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.
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#15. Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.
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#16. I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.
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#18. You've read about the goddesses, come on. They're an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.
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#19. You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.
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#20. I'm not in any way religious. I don't go to church, but I consider myself spiritual.
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#21. I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
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#22. Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing
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#23. I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.
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#25. People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion.
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#26. I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.
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#27. I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
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#28. I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.
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#29. I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.
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#30. From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.
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#31. There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.
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#32. What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.
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#34. It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on,
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#35. What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.
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#36. It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.
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#37. I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.
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#38. You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.
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#39. The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.
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#41. Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.
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#42. I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.
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#43. It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.
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#44. I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.
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#45. Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.
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#46. It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.
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#47. I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
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#48. There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.
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#50. I'm grandiose because I live a grandiose life.
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#51. If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.
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#52. I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.
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#54. Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.
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#56. Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.
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#57. You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That's the whole movie. That's life.
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#58. Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.
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#59. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?
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#61. I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.
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#62. I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.
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#63. I'll hear a song I love and suddenly I'm isolated from everything around me just for a nanosecond. That's a moment between a moment.
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#64. I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.
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#65. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.
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#66. I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
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#68. I refuse to grow up. I won't become the adult guy.
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#70. I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.
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#71. Shooting a movie can be so tedious. You're trying to get 20 different angles on the same swing. You never get into a rhythm. But I took it very seriously.
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#72. You can put people's feet to the fire a bit just by reminding them that we're constantly creating our own history.
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#77. We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.
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#78. Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.
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#79. I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.
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#80. It's not about the big deal you struck that day, it's not about the new car, it's not about the obvious stuff. It's about that little introspective moment you had in the middle of all that. Those are moments between the moments, and that's where life is.
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#81. I've always been a little skittish about death. On certain days I'm okay with it. On other days it's like, "Really? I have to? No, man, not me."
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#82. Women are not to be hit, they're to be hugged and caressed.
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#83. I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.
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#84. I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.
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#85. Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?
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#86. Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.
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#87. People can't figure me out, they can't process me, I don't expect them to. You can't process me with the normal brain.
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#88. You can't cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it's late stage.
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#89. There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.
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#90. It's been a tsunami of media and I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard.
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#91. I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren't special. People who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.
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#92. You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don't have to make sure your story matches everyone else's.
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#93. Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.
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#95. I believe in detox. I think detox is smart. You've got a guy who's in an opiate cycle or a dope cycle or something, and he can't get out of it. You shut him down long enough so at least his body can start working for itself again.
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#96. I usually have a song in my head. I'm thinking music, I'm thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The moments between the moments.
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#97. I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
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#98. You can't beat me. I have the mind of a warlock with adonis DNA. Winning!
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#99. I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.
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#100. Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.
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