C. Gockel Quotes

#1. After three rings the call's picked up on the other end. "Laura Stodgill here, U.S. Department of Anomalous Devices of Unknown Origin. McSpadden, what do you have for me in your vortex of weirdness?

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#2. But life without love was like a rat that had been dead for a few days. You could eat it, but it wasn't as delicious.

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#3. The woman blinks at her, and then spitting in Amy's face she shrieks. "I will not fall victim to your wicked mind games, you retarded spawn of a yeti!

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#4. Questions are meant to be asked and, when they can be, answered.

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#5. Amy stops, and turns to him. "Are you Hindu?" Bohdi shrugs. "Who knows what I was? But cow is delicious." He grins.

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#6. When it came to love, men required a certain level of health, but beauty was subjective, and usually it wasn't really what made men fall. A lot of times they just wanted to be with women who genuinely liked them.

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#7. To live in a realm wracked with chaos is to live with pain, anguishing memories, and trolls. But it is also means living with unicorns.

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#8. The whole reason Fenrir's name is Fenrir is because man-hating-bitch-from-Hell is too much of a mouthful, and you can't say it in polite company.

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#9. But the true inconvenience of love, Loki decides, is that even as passion wanes, love is still there.

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#10. Thor Odinson, that bastard, is apparently a hero in a "comic book" and "movie franchise" and they thought he was lying.

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#11. victims of terrible crimes were often sent there through the Lethe, the river of forgetfulness, to forget the heinous crimes that tortured them in life.

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#12. Time and space are different in this realm," he explained. "Your body needs a chance to adjust." At the top of the staircase we entered a room with bronze helmets decoratively set on stone pedestals.

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#13. Today, valor and courage are hard to find. People are fickle, angry, resentful and selfish. It stops them from having courage and fighting for something larger than oneself.

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#14. nothing better than letting a man hold you, having him make you feel safe and protected.

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#15. There is a special room in Hell for file organization quality control.

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#16. It's amazing, the impunity with which history gets rewritten.

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#17. What? Do you expect me to ask every woman I meet, 'Excuse me are you a goddess, because you look like one to me?' Because frankly, that is cheesy. Even for me.

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#18. Love is a tease. When you first fall in love with a woman you think you will never be able to get enough of her, that your passion will never be sated.

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