Drew Curtis Quotes

#1. I think anytime you start relying on a format to get you by you've got weak material to begin with.

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#2. Journalism is straying into entertainment. The lines between serious news segments, news entertainment, and news comedy are blurring.

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#3. If I see anything remotely like a telcom-run faster internet that you have to pay more to get preferential traffic on, I'm out folks. I've seen this story before, I ran an ISP back in the late 90s.

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#4. ESPN has this problem with sports, it's impossible to fill 24 hours with sports programming so they have to resort to things like poker and arm wrestling tournaments.

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#5. It takes people to move crowds in the right direction, crowds by themselves just stand around and mutter.

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#6. Don't fight the patent, fight the infringement.

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#7. Most people treat the news media like the exercise bike they have in their basement. They're glad it's there but they never use it.

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#8. I love Sweden. The entire world should be like Sweden. They all like to drink and get naked, and the women are hot. I can't think of a better nation on the planet.

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#9. Most people I've talked to are convinced that they're not getting valuable information from news media anymore. I'm not talking about tinfoil-hatters either, these are intelligent people who believe their news media has failed them.

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#10. I'm actually an evil bastard in real life. Fark allows me to vent weirdness. Thank god for that, too.

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#11. 24 hour broadcasts have to stretch limited material to fit 24 hours worth of space.

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#12. Personally I'm hoping to spend the last years of my life plugged into a real life MMORPG simulation that makes me think and feel like I'm 18 again while my 90 year old body lies in a tube somewhere getting fed thru an IV. Be a great way to finish up a life.

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#13. We usually break our records every Monday, so we'll see what turns up tonight after midnight. Next month it'll probably be higher, which is always weird.

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#14. The 'wisdom of the crowds' is the most ridiculous statement I've heard in my life. Crowds are dumb.

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#15. You don't notice the referee during the game unless he makes a bad call.

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#16. Don't negotiate with terrorists; patent trolls have done more damage to the United States economy than any domestic or foreign terrorist organization in history, every year.

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