Sarah Lotz Quotes

#1. Like my girlfriend Denisha is always saying (she's an Episcopalian), some of Jesus' best friends were sex workers.

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#2. Are we all, at heart, just Internet trolls?

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#3. I got into this business through my girlfriend Denisha. She's a specialist, provides a service for clients who find it hard to connect with women. Just 'cause you're housebound or in a wheelchair, doesn't mean your sex drive's gone.

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#4. Never fuck with the nuts too much.

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#5. But readers aren't stupid, they can smell fakery a mile off.

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#6. Ray's got a thing for everyone with a vagina. He's a dickhead.

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#7. You never think it's going to happen to you, do you?

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#8. DAYS 1, 2, 3
Cruise is relatively uneventful.

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#9. What could be more intimate than dying with someone?

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#10. The only way I can deal with it is to think that maybe that's how Neville would have wanted to go. He loved those fucking lizards.

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#11. What are you?' It was the first time I'd come out and said it.

'I'm Jess,' she said. "Who do you think I am? You're such a silly billy, Uncle Paul.

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#12. If there is a solar flare or a nuclear war, a thousand cans of pickled turnips aren't going to save you.

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#13. If in doubt, take drugs.

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#14. Imagine that being your job, huh, baby rat merchant?

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#15. G'day, ladies and gentlemen. Damien your cruise director here.

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#16. I point to the volcanic rock that forms the base of the forest floor, and say that if the trees can grow on such a hard, unforgiving surface, then a new life can be built on the foundation of any hardship.

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#17. Mr Tumnus does look as camp as fuck with his little scarf tied jauntily around his neck. I suppose it isn't outside the realms of possibility that he'd just been off cottaging with some centaurs in the forest.

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#18. Those body bags kept piling up.
Not a day goes by that I don't think about it. I still can't eat fried chicken.

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#19. Figjams, her mum would call them: Fuck I'm Great, Just Admire Me.

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