Red Barber Quotes

#1. On radio, you're an artist. On TV, you're a servant.

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#2. He's sitting in the catbird seat.

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#3. When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.

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#4. This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.

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#5. Writing is easy. Just sit down and open a vein.

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#6. Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.

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#7. It's like apples and oranges, you can't compare it. It was just a matter of playing anyone who was breathing.

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#8. Baseball is only dull to dull minds

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#9. Baseball is dull only to dull minds.

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#10. You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't be prepared for the great one.

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#11. Running like a bunny with his tail on fire.

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#12. When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.

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