Red Tash Quotes

#1. Only the wicked understand the ways of the wicked, my dear. ~Madame Zelda to Roller Deb

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#2. It was a crypt where music played to masses of the dead, and McJagger was their desolate pharaoh, a walking mummified king. I remembered it well.

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#3. I would have said sacrificing one of his own kind was a new low for Jag, but honestly? Jag was a bottomless pit of low.

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#4. A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below read "All others will pay." It was written in blood. I could tell because a red fairy with what looked like black insect wings was writing it at the time, with his own dismembered finger.

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#5. When am I going to learn to stop questioning authority and just eat the Soylent Green?

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#6. Oh, hell. You're a fairy," I said.
"Yeah," he said. "You know, they call it 'being gay' nowadays, but sure, whatever.

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#7. Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then.

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#8. There was nothing but power, and those who hadn't yet found the tap. (Greachin)

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#9. They're distracted. Good thing about living in the landfill," he said. "Lots here to catch the attention of the fae. They're so ADHD.

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#10. He looked up at the round, stained glass window in front of him, a blurred kaleidoscope backlit in the morning sun. It glowed. The color of heaven. Of her hair.
He sat back and cracked open the dry, leather cover of a pew Bible, and a mixture of sweat and tears christened its pristine pages.

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#11. You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.

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#12. He was six years old this time, and ancient.

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#13. I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.

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#14. So confusing. It was some kind of magic, I knew that for sure, but I didn't understand the subtleties of it all. You'd have thought all those years of HBO and shit would have prepared me better.

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#15. He guffawed. Motherfucker seriously guffawed.

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#16. There were lots of things in this lifetime that I'd doubted, precious little I'd known for sure. But in that moment, I knew I would save her, or die trying.

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#17. If Liana wanted to fight over Harlow, she was going to lose. Not that I liked him that way. That was to say, I wasn't sure how I felt about Harlow, but it damned sure wasn't up to her to tell me.

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#18. Say what you want about fairies, but you haven't rocked out until you've heard Smoke on the Water played on a harpsichord. ~Harlow

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#19. What good is it, being two stranded British fops in the heart of America, if we don't announce it on Halloween by wearing enormous fuzzy hats for the purpose of our humiliation?

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