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Top 100 Quotes About Python

#1. Versace pythons. Louis Aviators. Balenciagas & they gotta be the gladiators. - Author: Nicki Minaj
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#2. You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. - Author: Graham Chapman
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#3. The main languages out of which web applications are built - whether it's Perl or Python or PHP or any of the other languages - those are all open source languages. So the infrastructure of the web is open source ... the web as we know it is completely dependent on open source. - Author: Mitch Kapor
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#4. Python has been an important part of Google since the beginning, and remains so as the system grows and evolves. Today dozens of Google engineers use Python, and we're looking for more people with skills in this language. - Author: Peter Norvig
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#5. You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand. - Author: Robin Williams
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#6. Just like how Python comes with several modules like random, math, or time that provide additional functions for your programs, the Pygame framework includes several modules with functions for drawing graphics, playing sounds, handling mouse input, and other things. - Author: Al Sweigart
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#7. I didn't work hard to make Ruby perfect for everyone, because you feel differently from me. No language can be perfect for everyone. I tried to make Ruby perfect for me, but maybe it's not perfect for you. The perfect language for Guido van Rossum is probably Python. - Author: Yukihiro Matsumoto
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#8. Everybody uses pop culture as a shorthand. You might make an obscure reference to Monty Python or Iron Eagle that only some people will get, but if they do it conveys a world of meaning. - Author: Ernest Cline
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#9. Python language is one example. As we noted above, it is also heavily used for mathematical and scientific papers, and will probably dominate that niche for some years yet. 18.3.3 - Author: Eric S. Raymond
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#10. I think the special thing about Python is that it's a writers' commune. The writers are in charge. The writers decide what the material is. - Author: Eric Idle
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#11. I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor. - Author: Simon Pegg
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#12. Monty Python paid me £20,000 to write, direct and assemble them - the cheapskates! I told them I'd never earned less in a year since leaving Cambridge. The first show sold out in 43 seconds and we ended up performing ten in total. We had no idea there would be such demand. - Author: Eric Idle
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#13. Listen
strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. - Author: Michael Palin
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#14. Modern programs must handle Unicode - Python has excellent support for Unicode, and will keep getting better. - Author: Guido Van Rossum
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#15. My pa maintained that there are three important parts to a man. You got the heart, the brain, and the python. - Author: Allan Dare Pearce
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#16. I think the great sketch shows, like 'Python' and 'Mr. Show,' they didn't stick around for very long. There's something kind of cool about that. - Author: Tim Heidecker
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#17. 'Monty Python' and 'The Simpsons' have ruined comedy for writers for the rest of our lives. - Author: Scott Adsit
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#18. Remember that film 'Sliding Doors,' when John Hannah woos Gwyneth Paltrow by reciting Monty Python sketches? I can tell you now that doesn't work, so that film's wrong. - Author: Stephen Merchant
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#19. You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show. - Author: Graham Chapman
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#20. I've been bitten by a python. Not a very big one. I was being silly, saying: 'Oh, it's not poisonous ... ' Then, wallop! But you have fear around animals. - Author: David Attenborough
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#21. I'd always thought that if Python was going to go on at all, it'd be nice to get into storylines. - Author: Terry Jones
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#22. I love crazy names. It comes right from Monty Python and Woody Allen - nothing in the world makes me giggle more than a funny name. It became a thing I started doing when I wrote. If a person came into a store and said, "How much is this apple?" that person would have an insane name. - Author: Michael Schur
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#23. Python - why settle for snake oil when you can have the whole snake? - Author: Mark Jackson
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#24. I grew up watching Letterman, 'Seinfeld,' 'SNL,' and Monty Python movies. But nothing made me want to get into comedy more than when 'Mr. Show' started airing. - Author: Joe Mande
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#25. I grew up a huge fan of The Three Stooges and Monty Python, so somebody getting slapped in the face with a fish, or falling out of a chair, or running into a door, or tripping over their own feet and eating it, is all stuff I find really, really funny. - Author: Thomas Sadoski
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#26. At the end of Season Four of 'Mr. Show,' instead of doing another season, everyone just thought they wanted to go and do a movie. Kind of like Monty Python. Monty Python went right into 'And Now For Something Completely Different,' and everyone kind of compared 'Mr. Show' to Monty Python. - Author: Scott Aukerman
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#27. Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain. - Author: Frank Portman
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#28. I've eaten lion, leopard, crocodile, python. I don't recommend lion. It tastes exactly like when a tomcat comes into your house and sprays. Snake and crocodile are great - a cross between lobster and chicken. - Author: Wilbur Smith
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#29. Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and his python in his pants. - Author: Evangeline Anderson
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#30. Perl is worse than Python because people wanted it worse. - Author: Larry Wall
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#31. When we created 'Goodness Gracious Me,' it was quoting 'Python' and Woody Allen lines that really bonded the writers, and the 'Spamalot' material is so utterly, wonderfully surreal that it hasn't dated. - Author: Sanjeev Bhaskar
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#32. I note that the Python folks still think they like JPython. I wonder how long that will last? - Author: Larry Wall
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#33. Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health ... what have the Romans ever done for us?
Brought peace! - Author: Graham Chapman
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#34. The whole idea of creating saints, it's pure 'Monty Python.' They have to clock up two miracles. - Author: Richard Dawkins
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#35. Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python. - Author: Alice Cooper
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#36. Now, it's my belief that Python is a lot easier than to teach to students programming and teach them C or C++ or Java at the same time because all the details of the languages are so much harder. Other scripting languages really don't work very well there either. - Author: Guido Van Rossum
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#37. We are known to be anti-authoritarian, anti-institutional, and notoriously anti-religious - more likely to quote Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Monty Python, or Star Trek than the Bible. - Author: Gudjon Bergmann
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#38. Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed. - Author: Kevin Hearne
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#39. Boyle looked like a Monty Python in drag. Then she opened her mouth and this epic noise came ripping out of her. Within a week, she was the most celebrated person on earth, an - Author: Steve Almond
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#40. The skin of a python is no less precious to the snake than fur is to the fox. - Author: Maneka Gandhi
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#41. Whatcha gunna do when Hulkamanina and my 24 pythons run wild on you?!?!?!!? - Author: Hulk Hogan
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#42. Why the hell hasn't wxPython become the standard GUI for Python yet? - Author: Eric S. Raymond
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#43. From the viewpoint of what you can do, therefore, languages do differ - but the differences are limited. For example, Python and Ruby provide almost the same power to the programmer. - Author: Yukihiro Matsumoto
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#44. Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!) - Author: Rick Riordan
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#45. The blue eyes watched the Texan as his python skin boots took him into the dimness of the hall of doors and his escape from Corazon's ICU was a clip clopping stride of broken confidence caught in the rebellious lighting of a cigarette. - Author: Luke Taylor
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#46. If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset. - Author: Guido Van Rossum
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#47. I sing the National Anthem, while I'm standing, over your body, hold you like a python. - Author: Lana Del Rey
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#48. One night, I pissed into an empty wine bottle so I could continue watching Monty Python, and suddenly thought 'I've never tasted my own piss,' so I drank a little. It looked just like Orvieto Classico and tasted of nearly nothing - Author: Brian Eno
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#49. I was pretty much a child of 'Monty Python.' I grew up loving that type of humor and even structured a lot of humor in the same fashion. - Author: Michael Jai White
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#50. I would really like to do a movie. Schedule-wise I don't know when exactly, but I think it would be great to do a Portlandia movie. Some of my favorite television shows have done it and they've been great. Like Monty Python. I think it would be great. - Author: Fred Armisen
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#51. Most 'Monty Python' fans are, of course, baby boomers, who have long been a nostalgic lot and are growing more so as they totter toward old age. - Author: Terry Teachout
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#52. Monty Python crowd; half of them came from Cambridge, and half of them came from Oxford. But, there seems to be this jewel, this sort of two headed tradition of doing comedy, of doing sketches, and that kind of thing. - Author: Rowan Atkinson
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#53. Monty Python only became valuable when it was sold to Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) in America. They didn't pay much either, but the series has been shown repeatedly, which led to lucrative tapes, CDs and DVDs. - Author: Eric Idle
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#54. This has to be the disease for you
Now scientists call this disease
Bromidrosis
But us regular folks
Who might wear tennis shoes
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience
By the name of:
Stink Foot - Author: Frank Zappa
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#55. Python is executable pseudocode. Perl is executable line noise. - Author: Bruce Eckel
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#56. Web servers are written in C, and if they're not, they're written in Java or C++, which are C derivatives, or Python or Ruby, which are implemented in C. - Author: Rob Pike
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#57. Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply. - Author: Graham Chapman
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#58. I decided to work on things that obsess women because women can't resist things like lace, sequins, animal prints and python. - Author: Phoebe Philo
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#59. You should hire the best engineer you can find, regardless of her coding preference, because if she's the best she can down enough Java to C how to make the Python Go. - Author: Eric Schmidt
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#60. I have always had a ridiculous fear that I will walk into the bathroom one morning and find a python in my toilet. - Author: Lisa Graff
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#61. What the holy hand grenade was that? - Author: Josephine Angelini
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#62. {29:4} You will be brought low. You will speak from the ground, and your eloquence will be heard from the dirt. And, from the ground, your voice will be like that of the python, and your eloquence - Author: The Biblescript
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#63. I prefer the finesse of French humour. English humour is more scathing, more cruel, as illustrated by Monty Python and Little Britain. - Author: Helen Mirren
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#64. I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The Office,' Neville Chamberlain. - Author: Seth MacFarlane
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#65. I love 'Monty Python,' 'Black Adder,' 'Fawlty Towers.' I'm a huge fan of British comedy. - Author: Isla Fisher
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#66. My favorite language for maintainability is Python. It has simple, clean syntax, object encapsulation, good library support, and optional named parameters. - Author: Bram Cohen
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#67. Python carries his loneliness in him as if he had eaten clay. - Author: Barbara Chase-Riboud
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#68. Python is an experiment in how much freedom programmers need. Too much freedom and nobody can read another's code; too little and expressiveness is endangered. - Author: Guido Van Rossum
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#69. My father, Zeus, did not love me. The demigods at Camp Half-Blood did not love me. Python and the Beast and his comrades at Triumvirate Holdings did not love me. It was almost enough to make me question my self-worth.
No, no. That was crazy talk. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#70. If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.' - Author: Seth MacFarlane
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#71. I just sliced and diced a Burmese python while you were busy growling at the universe, fuzz bucket. - Author: J.C. Daniels
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#72. Americans like to think 'Python' is how English people really are. There is an element of truth to that. - Author: Eric Idle
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#73. Yes, I definitely believe that it has some good cross-platform properties. Object orientation was one of the techniques I used to make Python platform independent. - Author: Guido Van Rossum
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#74. Life is short
(You need Python) - Author: Bruce Eckel
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#75. Come see the violence inherent in the system, HELP I'm being repressed! - Author: Monty Python And The Holy Grail
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#76. If you had a successful TV show, people wanted to see you live. Promoters had had practice with pop groups, and 'Python' achieved a similar status. We also had lots of rock star fans - George Harrison, Pink Floyd, Robert Plant. Promoters saw that and liked it. - Author: Michael Palin
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#77. Do you follow the wrestling? Most people think it's illegal, but you can watch it there. Ruby and Python are on display this evening. - Author: Samuel R. Delany
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#78. In python the first argument of every function in a class always refers to its current instance.'self' is the new object that is created and whose function is called. The value of'self' attribute is not passed explicitly to a function. - Author: Ryan Hutt
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#79. 'Pastoralia' by George Saunders. Possibly my favorite book. It's one of the weirdest books I've ever read. If Monty Python and Thomas Pynchon had a love child, and it was raised by Frank Zappa on a weird commune, that would be this book. - Author: Libba Bray
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#80. People are still crazy about Python after twenty-five years, which I find hard to believe. - Author: Michael Palin
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#81. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government - Author: Monty Python And The Holy Grail
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#82. That was sort of the 'Second City' approach, which was try to be intelligent and assume your audience is intelligent. We were influenced by 'Monty Python,' too, which would have philosophers in a wrestling match. - Author: Joe Flaherty
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#83. I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat. - Author: A. J. Jacobs
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#84. No. She will never be queen. She swayed toward him, and he felt like he was being encircled by a python, smothered and choked. - Author: Marissa Meyer
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#85. Then I heard a noise I'd never heard in real life before. The kind of noise you hear in movies when horse's hooves are beating on cobblestones or the members of Monty Python were cracking together coconuts. - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#86. We took up the offer with the BBC, and that was Monty Python's Flying Circus. I didn't have to submit my ideas to the group. I used to turn up on the days we recorded with a can of film under my arm, and in it went. - Author: Terry Gilliam
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#87. I'd grown up loving English films. I was a huge Monty Python fanatic as a kid. - Author: Alessandro Nivola
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#88. The rainbow began to appear, and sometimes two rainbows, like a mother and her daughter, the one young and beautiful, and the other an old and faint shadow. The rainbow was called the python of the sky. - Author: Chinua Achebe
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#89. Python is much more like a dog, loving you unconditionally, having a few key words that it understands, looking you with a sweet look on its face (), and waiting for you to say something it understands. - Author: Charles Severance
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#90. Come see the violence inherit in the system!! Help Help I'm being oppressed!! - Author: Monty Python And The Holy Grail
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#91. (If you're not at all interested in performance, shouldn't you be in the Python room down the hall?) - Author: Scott Meyers
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#92. Growing up, I watched shows such as 'Blackadder' and 'Monty Python' with my parents. - Author: Mathew Baynton
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#93. I come home from work, and depending on the day or depending on what was going on, if I needed to adjust, I'd just meditate or play guitar or watch some 'Monty Python.' - Author: Brent Sexton
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#94. But as a kid, I loved 'Monty Python.' My Dad was a devout watcher. We used to watch it when we ate dinner! - Author: Wes Bentley
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#95. Television is a dirty business. To survive in it you have to be part weasel, part python, and part wolf. To succeed in it, you have to be 99.9 percent great white shark. The capacity for barefaced lying also comes in handy, particularly if you are freelance. - Author: Matt Dickinson
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#96. Finally one evening somebody suggested Python (a great name for an untrustworthy impresario, I thought), someone else added Monty, which had connotations of our greatest World War II general, there was hysteria, and history was made. A - Author: John Cleese
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#97. The other guys, all they have to do is use their big butts and big python arms to hit homers. Me, I'm the little guy in the group. People always root for the little guy. - Author: Ken Griffey Jr.
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#98. I saw what looked like another fallen tree in front of me and put my foot on it to cross over. At that moment it reared up in front of me-the biggest python I had ever seen! - Author: Louis Leakey
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#99. Edward: "Take that, you beef-witted varlet!"
Gracie: "Who are you calling beef-witted?" she laughed at him. "Your mother was a hamster, and your father stank of elderberries! - Author: Cynthia Hand
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#100. Sir Bedevere: "Tell me, what do you do with witches?"
Crowd: "Burn, burn them up!"
Sir Bedevere: "And what do you burn apart from witches?"
Villager: "More witches! - Author: Monty Python And The Holy Grail
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