Top 6 David Javerbaum Quotes
#1. I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.
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#2. Hen two people fall in love, it is as if some new physical constant has been added to the universe.
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#3. If there's a God, and we have all this evidence that there's evolution, but He created the world only 6,000 years ago - what is the best and most logical explanation to reconcile those two things? I came up with - He came up with it, of course - that all things are fakeable.
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#4. The number of the devil is not 666.
That is only his area code, his number is unlisted.
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#5. As a Jew reading about Jesus, I thought, 'He's a pretty good guy.' It's the same conclusion Monty Python drew in 'Life of Brian' - if people actually live what he did, it would be a pretty good world. But Jesus and Christianity have a tenuous relationship at best.
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#6. You know, people always talk about how Jesus came down to Earth as a human being. He became a human being, But no one ever takes into account what that means.
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