Top 44 Tim Heidecker Quotes
#1. I'm very wary of doing political stuff for a lot of reasons. One of the big ones is that the shelf-life for them is not very long, and the joke becomes old news very quickly.
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#2. A good example of a lyric that makes me laugh but might not hit anybody right away is, "Sit behind the guitar and play the chords," just because it's such a lame image. It's not rock'n'roll at all to be sitting behind a guitar.
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#3. There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.
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#4. Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf.
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#5. I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie.
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#6. At Temple University, and I'm sure this was the way in a lot of film classes, comedy was not an option, and not considered a serious form of expression. You had to make a film about an issue.
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#7. Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the networks.
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#8. There are a lot of young, well-educated, artistic people out there that like to be entertained.
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#9. I have been skeptical and not trusting of traditional models of the entertainment industry. I never got a manager.
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#10. In a crazy world where he would get nominated, I'd like to see Obama run against Herman Cain. That would be fantastic. If Herman Cain became president, there'd be a certain sort of morbid curiosity for me.
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#12. Online piracy needs to be dealt with itself, because people are just wholesale stealing people's work and not paying for it. It's very hard to figure out a way to fix it.
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#13. My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.
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#14. When I was in college in Philly, there was a lot of post-punks ... hardcore ... like, rock. Sixties, retro, proto-Strokes kind of bands.
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#15. When anything doesn't hit with a huge laugh, as comics, it feels like, Oh no, oh no, we're sinking.
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#16. Most books that come out with a comedy label seem to be, Eric [WAREHEIM]and I could have written, "This is our story, and this is who we are," and sort of this navel-gazing, narcissistic approach to comedy we're seeing these days.
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#17. There's a lot of dopes in life, and in film school. The interesting people are usually easy to find.
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#18. I think the great sketch shows, like 'Python' and 'Mr. Show,' they didn't stick around for very long. There's something kind of cool about that.
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#19. Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that.
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#20. I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.
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#21. There's a generation of people I think without a strong connection to family, to religion, to civic duty. They have a real disassociation from the problems of the world.
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#22. The idea that everyone's opinion is valuable is sometimes up for question.
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#23. Well, I love Bob Dylan, let's make that clear. He's one of my musical heroes.
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#24. I think, you know, I'm German, and um, probably not very expressive in my emotions.
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#25. I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee.
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#26. The scariest thing about screening a comedy ... if you screen a drama, you know, there's no real way to tell in real time if people are enjoying it or not. But in a comedy, it's like, if people aren't laughing, it's sort of scary.
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#27. I think comedy has to come from a real place. It has to come from an honest place.
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#29. A lot of movies aren't intended for everybody.
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#31. We, the comics that we like, we're all, like, post-humor.
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#32. On movies, you have a lot of stylists that get things too pretty. Everything gets steamed and ironed. It's just not the way we really behave.
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#33. I think there's a fine, healthy tradition of, you know, the people on the fringes satirizing the process of Hollywood.
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#34. Abbott and Costello were huge for me as a very young person.
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#36. I don't really know, I was thinking about that the other day that there aren't a lot of younger up and comers that I'm that interested in, in the comedy world. Everyone seems to be trying to play it safe.
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#37. If you go to Sundance, the experience that I've had there as a viewer is ... there's like a hundred movies there, and you've got to figure out what movies are sold out, what can you see. Sometimes you go to see movies that you don't know anything about because it just works into your schedule.
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#38. I was in a band in high school and college and I always had a love for music, but I didn't go to a conservatory or anything like that. I was fairly self-taught.
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#39. In the world of 'Tim and Eric,' everything is big and ridiculous and absurd.
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#40. When I was a kid I went to Catholic school, and they used to drag us out to pro-life rallies and stuff full of crazy people.
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#41. Dads are awkward because they're older guys who aren't cool anymore and are figuring out who they are, and they often make bad choices in fashion and music.
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#42. Back in high school, there was something fun and dangerous about inhabiting a different personality.
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#43. Picture a hot dog bun an-... and throw all the stars, the hundreds of stars that there are in the universe into a pa-... into a ba-ag and put the universe into a bag and you all of a sudden... They become a... Ahm
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#44. Costumes are fun. Dress up like a pilot some night and watch as people stare!
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