Top 100 Quotes About Horny
#1. They're pretty conspicuous."
"Why? Are they green and horny?" I willed a blush away and said, "I mean, as in having horns,not ... the other.
Rachel Hawkins
#2. I'm going out, remember?" I prodded. "And I'm going to drink too much, which makes me horny. Don't forget to take your vitamins, ace.
Sylvia Day
#3. I'm kind of horny, conventional methods of making love kind of bore me.
LL Cool J
#4. Ice Man, his friends had called him. She'd give him a different nickname, like Sex on a Stick or Horny Toad.
Vonnie Davis
#5. If I was good each week, my father would take me to a different pet store each Saturday. I had a snake, horny toads, turtles, lizards, rabbits, guinea pigs ... I kept my alligator in the bathtub until it got too big.
Dick Van Patten
#7. Women feel lonely, they remember the past and start thinking about the present or the future. However, men feel lonely so he gets horny
Various
#8. Right now, it didn't look good, the life. What doesn't kill you makes you horny.
Aleksandar Hemon
#9. that meant he was spectacularly horny. This
J.R. Ward
#10. You're the perfect combination of everything that makes me horny.
Wade Kelly
#11. Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you're thirsty. Sleep only when you're tired. Screw only when you're horny.
Al Neuharth
#12. It had taunted, provoked, brushed its big, hard body against hers at every opportunity, and in general lounged about looking like the epically horny fairy it was reputed to be.
~Gabby's thoughts on Adam
Karen Marie Moning
#13. I want a horny little Jewish princess.
Frank Zappa
#14. A part of her, the female, horny part she generally tried to ignore, sat up and took notice when he smiled, the shameless hussy.
Lexi George
#15. 98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren't.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#16. He checked his watch. "One more drink," Win said. "And then I will go in the other room because - oh, you'll love this - Mee so horny." I
Harlan Coben
#17. Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,' the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. 'Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and a succubus in the snow.
Kim Harrison
#18. Why is Anthony Amowitz using his pimp smile on you?"
"You're only calling him a pimp because he's here. At Marcie's."
"Yeah, so?"
"He's being nice." I elbowed her. "Smile back."
"Being nice? He's being horny.
Becca Fitzpatrick
#19. Did I never tell you Sassicaia makes me horny?
Steve Emmett
#20. It's not just that I'm a horny seventeen year old male and she's a beautiful girl, although I don't necessarily expect you to believe me.
Francine Pascal
#21. What's going on with you and Horny Nut Sac?" "Who?" "Randy Balls. Come on. Spill it. He's clearly had his face in your beaver.
Helena Hunting
#22. Please do not masturbate while I do your feet. I cannot take another moaning horny white woman this week.
Avery Aster
#23. Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.
Sherry Argov
#24. She had only the slimmest notion of what he meant, but his voice made her so horny she could barely keep from squirming, crossing her legs, or hopping about, like a little girl who had to go to the bathroom. On
Tom Robbins
#26. There were more problems with solitude than just being horny and bored. If you didn't have anyone to talk to for days on end, you didn't have anyone to let you know whether you were going nuts or not.
Tad Williams
#27. She knows what's coming, and just that look of surrender in her eyes makes me horny as fuck. Not yet, Marcus. Not yet. Your turn will come soon. I don't know why this depravity turns me on so much. I should be revolted by my own desires, but I'm not. The
Clarissa Wild
#28. At the very least he should have to suffer somehow, right? I mean, months of being sick, being hormonal, being fat, being so desperately horny and then wanting to chop off Brandt's hand or his dick if either so much as touched me again.
Lorelei James
#29. Just fuck me. Use me. I'll be your horny slut. Your fuckdoll whore.
C.D. Reiss
#30. A rugged but sensitive but tough but loving but horny but smart hero having his way with a protesting but willing but struggling but yielding tempestuous female.
Neal Stephenson
#31. We're depending on a bunch of horny teenagers to save the world.
Pittacus Lore
#32. I was going to have to tell people I got fired from selling dildos. I can't even sell fake cocks to a room full or horny women. How do you come back from that shit?
Tara Sivec
#33. Oh, I see. You're horny."
Kent cleared his throat. "I believe we've had more than one discussion about that adjective."
"Right," Cali corrected, frowning as she peered at the cellulite on the top of the back of her thighs. "You're not horny. You're lascivious.
Zannie Adams
#34. I promised in my head to leave you be. And when I saw you ... I was supposed to be man enough to turn you away. Fuck, I'm not a horny teenager. It's just you." He finally did stand. "You break me. You break everything I think I stand for.
Debra Anastasia
#35. There was a part of me that was so horny, I wanted to climb on top of Randall on the first date. But there was also a part of me that was so terrified, I wanted to go home, put on my feety pajamas and hibernate for the winter.
Meredith Schorr
#36. A horny Igbo girl's nipple can be used to crush diamond
Pete Edochie
#37. Humans are beautifully imperfect and complex. We're horny, ass-saving, ego-driven drug fiends, among other, more noble things.
Cheryl Strayed
#38. Her time on Twin Moons was really getting off to a great start. She hadn't even been awake for one whole morning and she'd already given a peep show to strangers and eaten a whole bowl full of horny fruit by mistake. What the hell was she going to do tonight?
Evangeline Anderson
#39. Discontented women dream of being rescued by Prince Charming. Discontented men dream of finding a horny blond in the back seat ofa taxi.
Mason Cooley
#40. He needed to find his calm, to find his inner soldier and yank the fucker in front of the horny bastard who'd taken control of his mind.
Ellis Leigh
#41. I was horny, but I was innocent 'cause I was a real-late bloomer and not particularly attractive. In fact, homely.
Patti Smith
#42. I was torn. The evil, horny side of me wanted to know more. The good side wanted to feel sympathy and pretend he'd never heard it. I think 'evil horny' is gonna win. - Tyler Campbell (main character)
Shaina Richmond
#43. Believe me, I know. The moment you open yourself to somebody else emotionally, it's just one big mess. Much better to be a great big horny slut and keep it all simple and clean.
Lucie Hart
#44. Sometimes when I need to comfort myself (all the time) I think about your lisp and it creates a wombskin around my brain full of barbituratesque nectar, the side effects of which include a horny surge in my second chakra and pussy, and then severe withdrawal: a love story.
Melissa Broder
#45. Men, they have the two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, you fix him the burrito. - Rosita Rivera, who was well acquainted with politicians and men
Lois Greiman
#46. I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.
Johnny Bench
#47. *Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#48. You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny.
Paula Cole
#50. One man got so mean and nasty whenever he couldn't play with Maureen's titties that he soiled himself on purpose so she would have to clean his butt and the rest of his private parts. Each time she had to do that, he displayed an erection that would put a horny frat boy to shame.
Mary Monroe
#51. What can I say? Watching you play rugby makes me horny."
His fingers lightly stroked her back. "In that case, I'll get you a season pass.
Amy Andrews
#52. I know what pheromones are! But that's
mumbo jumbo. You're just horny, I'm just
horny. It's not science.
Lauren Dane
#53. I was hot and horny as hell.
Which was typical of me. I'm twenty-five, and I'm healthy, and a healthy girl is always thinking about sex.
Fiona Thrust
#54. We did. I understand he's an idiot." "And she's horny again. It's easy to spot once you know the signs," Makl stated in a serious voice, not breaking the stare. "She starts haranguing and getting contrary. It's really quite adorable.
Eve Langlais
#55. She was in trouble, and he was turning into a horny lecher. He was going to the special hell.
Alyssa Day
#56. Chile, who you tellin'? I had to tell him that you were fresh out the "big house" and that's why you were actin' so crazy, with your horny ass,
D.A. Young
#57. This ring tells the world you're mine and no one else's," Sed said, then he slipped the ring onto Jessica's finger.
"This ring tells horny bitches that you're off-limits," she countered.
Olivia Cunning
#58. Quincy only talked to her when he was horny and wanted some, but other than that their conversations were very scarce. He had a lot on his mind and was extremely anxious to get back to the hood.
Nako
#59. If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.
Carlos Santana
#60. Maybe the natural world wasn't so jaw-droppingly horrible, appaling, nasty, vile. Sometimes nature could be quite sweet, really, as delicate as a confused and horny butterfly.
Scott Westerfeld
#61. There's nothing worse than the day you find out that your parents are nasty, horny mortals like everyone else. It just kills your childhood.
Candice Raquel Lee
#62. Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he always would be horny. So when Jody sat down across from him and the tsunami of hormones washed over him, he was quite shocked that he had ever forgotten.
Christopher Moore
#63. There's very little that frightens me more than the Grim Reaper when he's horny.
Larissa Ione
#64. Outside, with the exception of the occasional horny bug sending out its booty call,
Kylie Scott
#65. One glimpse of that glistening, tan back, those rangy shoulders, the sweat-slicked black hair, and his libido woke up and started to pray to Cialis, goddess of horny middle-aged men.
Amy Lane
#66. Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.
Michael Bassey Johnson
#67. Like me, Jamie has two speeds: horny and asleep.
Sarina Bowen
#68. Another chunk of my childhood dreams had just run down the reality drain in the form of a horny unicorn, no less.
Allison Pang
#69. I hear his denim jeans crumple to the floor and my insides squeal like a horny teenager.
Skyla Madi
#70. Shuffled on my feet because my naughty bits felt like they were being pierced with a horny spear.
Anonymous
#71. You try almost dying, being chased, then
hopping in a car with a complete (horny)
stranger.
Gena Showalter
#73. You think I'm gross?" Grayson asked.
"Yes, I do. You are so horny it's unhealthy. You burb in my face every time you eat onions, and you don't bother to leave the room before you fart. This afternoon you dripped your sweat on me. On purpose!
Kelly Oram
#74. I think I'm hornier than most dudes. I'm not a selfish lover - but the bottom line is ... I guess I am horny. I'm insatiable. I can never get enough.
Rude Jude
#75. Every time I look at you, I'm either so pissed I can't stand the sight of you or so fucking horny I can't take my eyes off you. I don't think I have to tell you which I prefer.
I swallowed. "So which is it now?"
I'm looking at you aren't I?
L.A. Witt
#76. There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear!
Cecily Von Ziegesar
#77. There are mornings when all men experience with fatigue a flush of tenderness that makes them horny.
Jean Genet
#78. The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.
George William Curtis
#79. I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
Tom Waits
#80. Mallory leaned toward me. "FYI, your eyes are silver. I'll just add 'horny' to the list of reasons that happens." I nodded absently.
Chloe Neill
#81. When your mother is the grave and your father is a lightning bolt it tends to make you kind of horny. And death has a way of removing one's inhibitions.
Aussiescribbler
#82. I mean if I wanted to get myself off I just squeezed my legs together, rocked back and forth and thought of Eric from True Blood... Eric and Jason if I was feeling particularly horny.
Lucinda Lane
#83. OH KYO KUN! Isn't it said that eating pink noodles turns you into a horny pervert?!
Natsuki Takaya
#84. I was so horny in school it felt like my body was filled with electricity. I felt like I had neon bones or something.
Patti Smith
#85. I stare at the television as Belle bends over to feed a bird. Then I lean forward, hoping for a nice cleavage shot ...
I'm going to hell, aren't I?
I can't help it. I'm desperate. Frustrated.
Horny
Emma Chase
#86. The wolf in him demanded he kick (the door) down and claim her. The man in him just wanted to hold her close and protect her. He'd never been so torn. So confused. So damned horny!
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#87. She fucking shot me. I had been so shocked and horny that my mind couldn't even comprehend what had happened.
J.J. McAvoy
#89. You guys are too horny. I don't think it's normal.
Tijan
#90. She could sense the desire pouring off the man in front of her, and to be wanted so obviously, so fiercely, went to her head like moonshine. He made her feel like a goddess.
Provided goddesses got this horny.
Christine Warren
#91. Kiss me, I'm horny."
"Best four words ever spoken.
Tiffany Reisz
#92. Yes, I'm hungry. Horny, too! The thought of feeding from you is a most delectable idea and it's playing havoc with my brain as well as other parts of my body.
He sat up and scooted closer to me ...
Tish Thawer
#93. If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.
Richard Pryor
#94. I was just pissy and bored and horny and lonely. It was a bad combination. Bad.
Robyn Peterman
#95. I'm horny as a motherfucker, hard and itching to get my sadistic groove on. As I stroke myself, my mind starts coming up with all sorts of fantastic ways I can torture my beautiful wife as I look around the room for more everyday items that will work in that regard.
Ella Dominguez
#96. I'm too horny tonight to be productive. Right now the only thing I could make is love. And then I wouldn't be productive, I'd be reproductive.
Jarod Kintz
#97. Lord, this man before me is known to you. Beckett's soul is littered with sins that he committed to protect Blake and me. "
Beckett interrupted.
"Some of those sins were for the sake of my horny penis.
Debra Anastasia
#98. Do you know what the difference between a Hucow and a normal woman is?
A Hucow lactates great quantities of milk and is always very, very horny.
Bessie Hucow
#99. God," Kal groans, putting me down on my feet when we reach his car. "You two are disgustingly horny. It's abnormal.
Siobhan Davis
#100. Did my two friends lose their minds? We'd gone from hugging besties to face-slapping frienemies and now horny girls on the prowl. WTF.
Avery Aster
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