Wade Kelly Quotes

#1. Haven't you heard of privacy, or were you raised by a tribe of hedonistic Vikings?

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#2. You're the perfect combination of everything that makes me horny.

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#3. I wasn't in the habit of spewing out personal facts in a church setting. While I was here, I was bound and determined to keep it to myself. If no one was going to stand up and shout, "I'm straight," then I wasn't going to wave my Pride flag.

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#4. Did Ellis hurt like I did my first time? I hoped not. I tried desperately to prep him as best I could, but there was still no guarantee that today he wouldn't feel the repercussions, despite my careful planning. To his advantage, and to the detriment of my ego, I was on the low side of average.

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#5. Meredith looked at him. "That's a quote from Airplane. Surely, you're too young to know that movie." "Airplane II, actually. I watch a lot of movies and I memorize dialogue easily. It's a gift." Cole shrugged casually. "And please, don't call me Shirley.

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#6. If it isn't snide or contemptuous, it isn't worth the time to say it.

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#7. My knees shook as they descended upon me like vultures, squeezing the life out of my fragile bones. Never had I witnessed such a loud group of guys who got wound up so high over nothing. All they did was hoot over Ellis's new apartment and belch the school's theme song. Joy.

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#8. I don't know why I have to write down my fucking thoughts. What if I don't have any thoughts?

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#9. Yeah, Jame. I don't have a woman. I am sure as fuck not taking a guy. You can be my date." Matt answered.
"Oh, because I'm not a woman, or a guy.

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#10. Because I'm good with me & god, it's the "between me & the parents" part I still have problems with.

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#11. History didn't always predict the future. You had to live it one day at a time to find out what happened next.

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#12. Know that I loved you more than the stars have power to kiss the night sky.

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#13. Russell piped in singing, "Four pounds of back bacon, three French toasts, two turtlenecks, and a beer ... ." He leaned his body over Ellis. On the last line, Rob joined him. " ... in a tree!" They stopped, and Russell asked, "How does the beer stay in the tree? Wouldn't it fall out?

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#14. He couldn't remember talking to himself like an idiot before he moved in with Cole. Ellis snapped his hands away from his face. Epiphany strikes! That's it! Living with Cole has made me batty!

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#15. Someone told me I'm a cynical fatalist but I prefer the term realist.

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