Top 100 Quotes About Hooker
#1. I look like a hooker."
"A slut," I corrected. "Hookers have pastier complexions."
"The voice of experience, I'm sure.
Martyn V. Halm
#2. I'm John Lee Hooker in the sense that he was a blues man and he played blues his whole life. I'm a rock guy and I'm going to play rock music my whole life.
Sammy Hagar
#3. had quickly returned to the safety of their room after a couple of men had asked what her "price" was. Apparently something about her jeans and sweater screamed hooker.
Katie Reus
#4. They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker. That's a whole different program. Political science, I think.
Christopher Moore
#5. Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?
Joan Rivers
#6. Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown.
Christopher Moore
#7. I picked up a transsexual hooker named Thor, all six feet of her, at the off ramp to Eau Claire, Wisconsin, as I was driving up north to kill a man.
J.A. Konrath
#8. What man can quote a scene from the 1939 film classic? That does not happen in real life, hell, it doesn't even happen in books. I halted hastily in the middle of the parking lot. Of course - it was obvious as a hooker at a debutant ball - Hunter. Was. Gay.
Genna Rulon
#9. His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.
Henny Youngman
#10. Syn spread his legs wider than a cheap hooker in a Red Roof Inn. "I need it now, Furi.
A.E. Via
#12. A hooker, a truck driver, and a nun walk into a hotel," Ida Belle said. "There's the start of a bad joke.
Jana Deleon
#13. Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
#14. I end up standing in front of the nearby painting with my arms and legs open wide, flapping them around and doing a damn fine imitation of a demented hooker doing an upright snow-angel as I try to protect the painting from damage.
Elle Casey
#15. If you're walking down the street in L.A., people do sort of look at you like you're a hooker because it's so rare to see someone just walking.
Carey Mulligan
#16. This bad habit of fault-finding, criticizing and complaining is a tool that grows keener by constant use, and there is grave danger that he who at first is only a moderate kicker may develop into a chronic knocker, and the knife he has sharpened will sever his head. Hooker
Elbert Hubbard
#17. I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.
Sean Connery
#18. I observe there is in Mr. Hooker no affected language; but a grave, comprehensive, clear manifestation of reason, and that backed with the authority of the Scriptures, the fathers and schoolmen, and with all law both sacred and civil.
Richard Hooker
#19. Lucia replied: I'm about 2 go play Tomb Raider . . . but it's REAL. Bet U wish U were here. HOOKER!
Kresley Cole
#20. How did pretty little Anna go from Westchester suburb brat to New York hooker? Now that's a story.
Stacey Trombley
#21. Look at the parts the Oscar-nominated actresses played this year: hooker, hooker, hooker, hooker, and nun.
Nora Ephron
#22. My favorite country blues player was Big Bill Broonzy. City blues was Freddie King, but I liked them all - Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Ralph Willis, Lonnie Johnson, Brownie McGhee and the three Kings, B.B., Albert and Freddie. Jazz-wise, I listened to Django, Barney Kessel and Wes Montgomery.
Alvin Lee
#23. Amos found what I'm pretty sure was the most expensive hooker I've ever seen.
James S.A. Corey
#24. Love means never to have to say, "That hooker meant nothing to me" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy
E.J. Eisman
#25. We don't want to make a movie about a hooker," he assured her, "we want to make a movie about a dreamer of dreams.
Sam Wasson
#26. I felt very much like a hooker who had just been told she was a lady of the evening.
Neil Gaiman
#28. I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.
Rachael Leigh Cook
#29. If you're going to play a hooker in a movie, the movie has to have the perspective, of course, that it isn't such a great thing. Probably the only way to really play a hooker well is to believe you're doing something that's good. But at the same time, the movie can't have that point of view.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
#30. How is someone so smart so stupid? You can't make money if you always insult my customer. You got to be the worst hooker I ever had
Jason Brant
#31. You've flown with us for twenty-five years, you like us, you've learned the patois. I bet you can order a beer and a hooker on any station in the Belt.
James S.A. Corey
#32. I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach Braff.' I did it the next morning.
Zach Braff
#33. You're all there," she said. "What do you mean?" "I mean, I never met a man like you." "Oh, yeah?" "The others are only ten percent there or twenty percent, you're all there, all of you is very there, it's so different." "I don't know anything about it." "You're a hooker, you can hook women.
Charles Bukowski
#34. My voice is very special. People either love it or they're like, 'What's wrong with this girl? She looks 16 and sounds like a hooker!'
Alessandra Torresani
#35. I think experienced makes me sound like an aging hooker.
Susan Mallery
#36. I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-1701, or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock.
William Shatner
#37. I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.
Bob Saget
#39. No one told Miles Davis or BB King to pack it in. John Lee Hooker played literally up to the day he died. Why should pop musicians be any different?
Paul Weller
#40. I'd have to run away to New York and be a hooker and eat a pound of heroin and die.
Joshilyn Jackson
#41. I was a left hooker, and I loved hooking. I also really liked to jab and mix it up right away.
Gerry Cooney
#42. That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.
Lenny Bruce
#43. I think it's possible - perhaps even necessary - to find comedy in any war. I mean, look at the brilliant work which was done by Joseph Heller and Richard Hooker (M*A*S*H) and Jaroslav Hasek (The Good Soldier Svejk - which I haven't read, but have heard was funny).
Dave Abrams
#44. Most Bolton students were scions of the city's wealthiest families. My crewe stuck out like hooker at church. We werent part of their pampered, priveliged world, and many of our classmates were quick to remind us of that fact. Taunting the "boat kids" was practically a varsity sport.
Kathy Reichs
#45. You've been watching to much Pretty Woman, and I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm the hooker in this arrangement.
A.J. Rose
#46. All you ladies that are selling your souls, you need to put your hooker vibes on hold.
LL Cool J
#47. This is ridiculous! I am going to look like I just hopped out of the hooker version of Alice in Wonderland.
Jessica Fortunato
#48. The thing I most love and hate about fashion is that it changes all the time. But I don't think I or anyone else can singlehandedly get rid of hooker style. Popular taste isn't great by definition. It's just popular.
Marc Jacobs
#49. No woman deserves to be treated as little more than your toy. If you feel she is nothing more than a cheap hooker, where is your self-respect in spending time with her at all? And if you know she's better than that, where is your decency? You owe it to such a woman to walk away," Martin
Melody Anne
#50. At least this one is more entertaining than the others. It's like Hooker Barbie masquerading as Nancy Drew.
Tiffany Snow
#51. My models for graceful aging are guys like John Lee Hooker and Mississippi John Hurt, who never stopped working till they dropped, as I fully expect to be doing, and just getting better as musicians and as human beings.
Bruce Cockburn
#52. Your father picks you up from prison in a stolen Dodge Neon with an 8-ball in the glove
compartment and a hooker named Mandy in the back seat.
Dennis Lehane
#53. The wound is minor, little more than a nick, but it's dribbling like a Bourbon Street hooker with a month-old case of gonorrhea.
Harry Hunsicker
#54. Haley paused. "Occupation?" "Psychiatrist at Universal Hospital." Haley stopped typing and stared. Dr. Tonya Preston stared right back. "You're looking at me like I said I was a hooker in the French Quarter.
K.D. Williamson
#55. It never ceases to amaze me that Hollywood made "Pretty Woman," a love story between a hooker and her john.
Andrew Goldman
#56. I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic
Tara Sivec
#57. Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.
Dov Davidoff
#58. They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!
Lea DeLaria
#59. Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing.
Woody Allen
#60. She's wearing a tight red sweater and a red skirt and enough makeup to scare a hooker.
Kathryn Stockett
#61. If you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you're in the right, you're in the wrong.
Chelsea Handler
#62. In his natural perversion, a man wants to lie with a hooker, wed a virgin, and keep both.
Ron Brackin
#63. I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker!
Dolly Parton
#64. You went shopping with Rebecca?'
'Yep,' I said, pulling the shoes out of the box.
His brows went to the heavens.
'Wow, those are like ... Jenn shoes.'
'These are not hooker shoes,' I said defensively.
'Well played,' he said.
Karina Halle
#65. Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering your monkey, 35 calories; laughing at a midget, fun and 10 calories; catching your girlfriend with another guy, 2000-3000 calories, depending on backswings.
Dave Attell
#66. Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'
Adam Ferrara
#67. John Lee Hooker is the funkiest man alive
Miles Davis
#68. My mom actually didn't let me read any women's magazines growing up. She also didn't let me see Pretty Woman. She thought that I was going to want to be a hooker. So, instead, I just got cast in Scary Movie.
Anna Faris
#69. I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
Joan Rivers
#70. Life is the best left hooker I ever saw, although some say it was Charlie White of Chicago
Ernest Hemingway,
#71. Where did I get it? Smartypants, getting a gun in Gutshot, Tennessee is easier than getting chlamydia from a hooker.
John Green
#72. Being a hooker does not mean being evil. The same with a pick-pocket, or even a thief. You do what you do out of necessity.
Samuel Fuller
#73. So, are we going to talk about the fact that your jeans have just ripped apart like a hooker's legs on a Friday night?
Rae Matthews
#74. I was on my own, living in Los Angeles, and I didn't know my way around, so I thought I'd walk everywhere. Well, that certainly got me noticed. Any woman who walks any distance at all is automatically regarded as a hooker!
Ashley Jensen
#75. Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing. So do what Homeland Security Dir. Tom Ridge does: Get really drunk, and pick up a hooker.
David Letterman
#76. I felt like someone who'd been informed that she wasn't actually a hooker; that in fact she was a lady of the evening.
Neil Gaiman
#77. The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life
Hunter S. Thompson
#78. I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.
Oliver Reed
#79. I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.
Doug Stanhope
#80. On that gray street, with the smell of industrial smokes in the air and the afternoon bleeding away to evening, downtown Derry looked only marginally more charming than a dead hooker in a church pew.
Stephen King
#81. Destiny is usually just around the corner. Like a thief, a hooker, or a lottery vendor: its three most common personifications. But what destiny does not do is home visits. You have to go for it.
Carlos Ruiz Zafon
#82. Not our problem. We don't have a dead blue hooker in our apartment.
Christopher Moore
#83. Even funnier, the guy at the front desk thinks I am either a hooker or having an affair with a married man. He was more than discrete."
"I would have guessed affair," I joked.
Andrea Heltsley
#84. The trouble with Hooker is that he's got his headquarters where his hindquarters aught to be.
Abraham Lincoln
#86. Even before phones and e-mail this county could spread a story faster than a hooker could spread K-Y Jelly," Tessa added with a perfectly straight face.
Linda McMaken
#87. North Vegas is where you go if you're a hooker turning forty and the syndicate men on the strip decide you're no longer much good for business out there with the high rollers.
Hunter S. Thompson
#88. I uprooted my daughter and left my job and moved house for you, and you treat me like a hooker you don't have to pay.
J.K. Rowling
#90. Sometimes I feel like an old hooker.
Cher
#91. Some people need Hell. If you're the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctively thinks, "Hey, now there's something I could rape and kill without any consequences," then the concept of Hell might really keep you out of trouble.
Sarah Silverman
#92. The Doc Holliday of legend is a gambler and gunman who appears out of nowhere in 1881, arriving in Tombstone with a bad reputation and a hooker named Big Nose Kate.
Mary Doria Russell
#93. The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks is if there's a 300 dollar hooker sitting in it.
Jimmy McGill
#94. Being a professional writer is a lot like being a hooker. You'd better find out if you're any good at it before you start charging for it.
Sharyn McCrumb
#95. My father told me that if I ever did anything artistic, I was going to look like a hooker. I told him, 'With these huge boobs that I inherited from your mother, I already look like a hooker!'
Sofia Vergara
#96. She's in that show on the CW, what's it called, Uncovered? She plays a teenage hooker." "A hooker?" Stevie said. "A teenager?" Susan Carol said. "That woman plays a teenager? You're kidding, right?
John Feinstein
#97. You're the one with almost an MBA," Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash. "You should know what to do." "They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker," Lash countered. "That's a whole different program. Political science, I think." Despite
Christopher Moore
#98. She was a hooker, for Christ's sakes. Of course she was blowing a guy in the alley.
Pepper Winters
#99. If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.
Ben Affleck
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