Top 100 Quotes About Crotch
#1. How would you like your eggs?"
I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?
Darynda Jones
#2. Contrary to what you believe, the earth does not revolve around the desires of your crotch.
Carlos Ruiz Zafon
#3. She wiggled until her nose and mouth found a pocket of air. After a few deep breaths, she realized her precious pocket of air was the crevice between his legs. Wonderful. She was doing heavy breathing on his crotch.
Kerrelyn Sparks
#4. I think you should kiss me now."
He hummed quietly, more of a deep rumble, and his hips lifted the barest bit into my touch as my hands journeyed higher, almost to his crotch. "I don't take orders well, Queen Ruckler." His voice was becoming deeper, sounding just as breathless as mine had.
Scarlett Dawn
#5. Men are like dogs, Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took up too much space on the bed, and they always went for the crotch.
Lisa Kleypas
#6. Stop it, Mia. And don't even look at his crotch right now. Don't do it, don't do it, don't - I did it. I couldn't help myself.
Melanie Harlow
#7. I held my crotch, closed my eyes and repeated my secret catechism.
Iain Banks
#8. My sex change operation got botched; my guardian angel fell asleep on the watch; now all I got is a Barbie doll crotch; I've got an angry inch!
John Cameron Mitchell
#9. Since the Gods of hangovers ignore you I hope the Deities of STD's bestow you with rotten crotch.
Sherri Desbois
#10. I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I'm not laughing.
Bob Saget
#11. Jesus Christ, Tate, you're staring at his damn crotch!
Colleen Hoover
#12. Can you put your hands on my crotch?"
"Why, hell no, I cannot." I didn't remember anything like this happening in Pride and Prejudice.
Jennifer Echols
#13. I'd be lying if I said all those thoughts didn't run through my crotch as soon as we made eye contact. I mean, mind. They ran through my mind. Samuel
Elliott James
#14. Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.
Matthew Inman
#15. It was the old psychosomatic side-step. Everyone in my family dances it at every opportunity. You've given me a splitting headache! You've given me indigestion! You've given me crotch rot! You've given me auditory hallucinations! You've given me a heart attack! You've given me cancer!
Erica Jong
#16. I bet he has a very nice penis. I bet it's glorious, like his stupid perfect face, and gorgeous eyes, and muscled body. I bet if he entered his penis in a competition, it would win "Best in Show" and he could walk around with a giant blue ribbon stuck to his crotch.
Leisa Rayven
#17. How dare he have such a stinky crotch.
Elle Casey
#18. Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.
Morrissey
#19. Nothing draws attention to thunder thighs more than shorts riding up your crotch.
K.A. Barson
#20. Like it. And, hey, why do I have so much sand in my crotch? Okay,
Jen Lancaster
#21. (Stoner lowered the gun to Carlos's crotch.)
Should we continue splitting hairs? (Stoner)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#22. I am not your wicked witch," Alexandrine said.
"Beg to differ there," Nikodemus said. "You sure as hell are."
"I'm your sworn fiend," she returned. Between Xia's body and hers, she moved her hand over Xia's crotch. "But I'm his wicked witch."
"Fuck, yes," Xia said.
Carolyn Jewel
#23. I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her pocket and I need to get them back.
Katja Millay
#24. The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight.
Lyndon B. Johnson
#25. The last thing I want to hear from a crotch, I yell, is Walt Whitman!
Ron Whipple
#26. I'll be your puppy. What do you want me to do? Chew your slippers? Piss on the kitchen floor? Lick your nose? Sniff your crotch? I bet there's nothing a puppy can do that I can't do!
Neil Gaiman
#27. Wherever you are," he said low and steady as I wrote his name, knee to crotch, "I own you. I own your filthy mouth. I own your dirty mind. When you get wet thinking about fucking, it's mine. Every drop from you. I own your every thought. You are my property.
C.D. Reiss
#29. Through people locked together crotch to crotch, face to face, crotch to face, crotch to ass, and ass to face, I dig a pit.
Chuck Palahniuk
#30. Look, sister, I'm doing a handstand; leaves are growing out of my body, roots are sprouting out of my hands...they delve down into the earth. Endlessly, endlessly...yes, I spread my legs because I wanted flowers to bloom from my crotch; I spread them wide...
Han Kang
#31. Maybe we should come back after we call the hazmat team." "Great idea," I yelled back. "They can spray you both down for your crotch rot while they're at it.
Karina Halle
#33. Stuffed myself into a white T-shirt, topped with a plaid flannel shirt and a pair of Levi's with a small hole in the crotch which I convinced myself no one could see.
Janet Evanovich
#34. I've worn jeans until they're ripped all the way around the crotch and I can't wear them any longer. You get so attached to jeans, they're like old friends.
Lily Donaldson
#35. He kept touching my thigh and he couldn't keep his eyes off my crotch. My cock was terrified it was going to be groped. It shrank so much it almost qualified as a clitoris.
Fabian Black
#36. Closing his eyes, he made it about fifteen minutes before his tossing and turning rode those pj bottoms so far up his crotch he felt like he could cough flannel.
If he was doing the mattress and pillow thing, he usually slept naked and now he knew why.
This was f'in ridiculous.
J.R. Ward
#37. (His heart clenched as she made a kissing noise to him then handed the phone back to Vane. Gods, how he loved that woman.)
Ahh, Tally, me lub you too. (Vane)
Shut up, crotch-sniffer. You're not allowed to make lovey noises at me, only my honey is. (Talon)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#38. Colon looked awkward, as if the bunched underwear of the past was tangling itself in the crotch of recollection.
Terry Pratchett
#39. Let me get this straight.Your lunchroom speech went a little something like this." I put my hands out on front of me like I was a Roman Orator enunciating for the crowd. "I, Nick Krieger,defender of women, would never denounce the crotch. I am above the crotch.
Jennifer Echols
#40. The woman moved in a blur, one elbow driving backwards into the assassin's stomach. She twisted round and drove her knee into the man's crotch. A shout burst from Kalam as he reeled back a step, then fell to the ground with a heavy thump.
Steven Erikson
#41. TO A CHILD, BEHELD IN SUMMER RAIMENT
Little girl, one lesser garment
will suffice to clothe your crotch,
Hide that undiscovered cavern
Where old Time will wind his watch.
William Gaddis
#42. Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.
Marsha Warfield
#43. As illustrated in any number of footnotes, men are almost always 50 to 60 percent dumber in matters involving their crotch.
Scott Hawkins
#44. Holy hell, Hendrix was going to get eaten by my crotch that had evolved into a man-eating gorilla sometime over the last two years!
Rachel Higginson
#45. There's nothing more political than sex. The church has had its hand on our crotch for more than 2,000 years, and the government is moving in that direction.
Larry Flynt
#46. That's your damned female hormones talking, Jez." Sonellion grabbed his crotch. "Grow some balls again." She gave him a venomous look. "I have more clarity about the world in this body than I ever had with a set of balls.
Wendy Higgins
#47. May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
Keisha Keenleyside
#48. When you look at men's fashion magazines, you see a lot of well-groomed guys in suits, but very rarely do you see a lot of guys in drop-crotch and hoods with high-tops. It's coming, though, because guys in suits and short hair are beginning to look like they're from another time.
Ian Astbury
#49. Our relationship was a lot like underwear in a dryer without a static control sheet. One minute we were floating through life, buoyant and carefree. The next we were attached at the crotch
Darynda Jones
#50. Not surprisingly, they frisked me like they were taking a frisking exam. To get into the Royal College of Frisking. Five times, head to toe, mouth, ears, crotch, soles of shoes. They tore most of my clothes from my body, and left me looking like an opened Christmas present.
Hugh Laurie
#51. He was around the desk in two strides, reaching out for me. I knocked his hand away, grabbed the staple gun, pressed it into his crotch, and bam, bam, bam, bam ... I stapled his nuts.
Janet Evanovich
#52. There were bad guys on flying manhole covers after me, and a guy with an armored crotch and a mirrored face.
Neil Gaiman
#54. Someone's on the rag," she chides, then grabs her crotch as if adjusting a cup. "And it's not me.
Barry Lyga
#55. People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Jack Nicholson
#56. What's the matter?" And she could hear the smile in his voice. "Cat got your crotch?
Shelly Laurenston
#57. If by weirdo he meant that Nick didn't play grab-ass with the wannabes on the street corner, didn't yank at his crotch and call girls bitches, didn't wear oversized jerseys and pretend to be a gangsta all day, then yeah, Nick had to agree.
Brom
#58. The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled.
Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.
Janet Evanovich
#59. Well I'm looking at history," she said, pointing at me. "You used to be a friend, but now you stink as a friend! I came here to give you a second chance and you make me smell the crotch of an old book.
Jack Gantos
#60. Dove hated that he knew way too much about her now. He knew she had a big girl boner for Johnson, he knew she'd tried to remove her crotch hair and had crapped her pants. It was Shameful with a capital Shit.
Debra Anastasia
#61. Oh, come on. Wouldn't you rather go upstairs and lick your wounds? Maybe make an ice pack for your crotch?
Rachel Vincent
#62. That could have happened, really, it could have, if he hadn't shoved his muzzle into her crotch. Her breath swooshed out of her as she stood there in shock. He. Was. Sniffing. Her. Pussy. And she didn't know what to do.
Milly Taiden
#63. Damn, did I need a fan or, even better, a really cold ice pack for my crotch.
Eve Langlais
#64. I can't help it that this is the Bermunda Triangle"- She pointed at her crotch-"when guys venture there, they tend to stay
Kresley Cole
#65. She felt like backing into his crotch and pressing her back into his chest. And then maybe rubbing against him a little.
Jessica Lemmon
#66. You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
Tucker Max
#67. Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants.
Josh Gates
#68. Smells like homeless man's crotch. Not that I've ever been up close and personal with a homeless man's crotch, but ...
Stacey Jay
#69. When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch.
Ty Cobb
#70. She backed away, looking at him, his shirt hiked up, his crotch exposed. She could think only of a campfire, one small log, all of it doused in milk.
Dave Eggers
#71. You need to do more than memorize, Quentin. You must learn the principles of magic with more than your head. You must learn them with your bones, with your blood, your liver, your heart, your deek. He grabbed his crotch through his dressing gown and gave it a shake.
Lev Grossman
#72. Women, fire in their crotch, won't burn out, begin by fighting off pricks, end by going wild hunting for one that still works.
John Updike
#73. Back in the seventies, when women began to straddle chairs and dance crotch out on television, when all the magazines started featuring behinds and inner thighs as though that's all there is to a woman, well, I shut up altogether.
Toni Morrison
#74. Which one worse: armpits or breath? Surely, the latter; but the unwashed inferno of his crotch and ass stank worst of all. "Y'all
Kai Ashante Wilson
#75. A Turk for toughness, for hands that never tire; An Indian for her rounded bosom bursting with milk; A Persian for her tight crotch and her coquetry; An Uzbeg to thrash as a lesson for the three.
Khushwant Singh
#76. There were two things a girl learned to do simultaneously at a very young age: knee a guy in the crotch and scream at the top of her lungs.
Debra Webb
#77. That she cried over the loss of a dog whose big claim to fame was that he could eat the crotch out of a pair of clean underpants in less than a minute?
Sarah-Kate Lynch
#78. I put my hand on the crotch of my pants. There's only one pole that counts and I've got it right here.
Georgia Cates
#79. No money shots! No shifting, grinding, joyfully thrusting crotch shots. It didn't matter. It was all there in his eyes, his face, the face of a Saturday night jukebox Dionysus, the shimmying eyebrows and rocking band.
Bruce Springsteen
#80. Abraham had almost kissed me.
And I'd kicked him in the crotch.
That was a promising beginning to a ten-year work relationship.
Devon Monk
#81. I can't help it that this is the Bermuda Triangle-she pointed at her crotch-when guys venture there, they tend to stay. I tapped my chin. Oh, I thought you called it that because it's sucked in lots of seamen.
Kresley Cole
#82. The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake? Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.
Kim Harrison
#83. You think way too much of your dick."
"So do you," he replied with a smile. And God damn it. I wished I hadn't been staring at his crotch right then.
Karina Halle
#84. Mitch stared at where her hand lay on Blake's crotch and appreciated that his friend didn't comment.
"Please tell me I don't have my hand some place inappropriate." Alana's voice broke.
Eden Summers
#85. There's no way that you're real, she murmured to his crotch.
Rose Wynters
#86. Nowadays you can't tell, watch the crotch, it may swell.
DJ Quik
#87. I told Bryce if he left without me, I'd turn his pecker into a snail." She arched an eyebrow at Ronan. "Do you have any objection to my riding along?"
His hand went to his crotch. "No, ma'am, none at all.
Vonnie Davis
#88. Please don't talk into the middle of other people's crotch!
Nakata Yumi
#89. The undeniable feeling that, as you castigate a troll, he's rubbing his Red Dwarf mouse pad against his crotch and sighing, Angry liberal women typing at me. Oh yah. That's how I like it.
Caitlin Moran
#90. If Becca had any sense, she'd turn cold spray on my crotch.
Joanna Wylde
#91. I have orders to bring Reyna in alive to stand trial for treason. I have no orders to bring you in alive, or the faun." "Satyr!" the coach yelled. He kicked a skeleton in its bony crotch, which seemed to hurt Hedge more than the redcoat. "Ow! Stupid British dead guys!
Rick Riordan
#92. I know nothing about hip-hop ... There's only so many times you can grab your crotch and prance around stage. I'm gonna get slammed now for this.
Tom Colicchio
#93. wreck Lucian's apartment, cry more than a newborn baby, and finally leave crotch drool all over his granite countertops.
Sydney Landon
#94. A Freudian would claim to know what they have and I lack, but intelligence is not situated in the crotch -
Rebecca Solnit
#95. As a matter of fact, there was a rule. If he wanted the Save the Crotch letter, then there was going to be an official vote.
Eileen Cook
#96. I think it's tacky to have chains that go all the way down to your crotch.
Big Sean
#98. What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
Bob Saget
#99. In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.
B. Justin Shier
#100. Your mouth says "No," but your eyes say, "Fuck me until your dick breaks off inside me and fuses into some kind of barbie doll crotch.
Robert Kirkman
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