Top 100 Quotes About Crap
#1. The best of our best, without Jesus, looks like a pile of crap compared to Him.
Matt Chandler
#2. The argument [behind climate change] is absolute crap. However, the politics of this are tough for us. Eighty per cent of people believe climate change is a real and present danger.
Tony Abbott
#3. It's easier not to say anything. Shut your trap, button your lip, can it. All that crap you hear on TV about communication and expressing feelings is a lie. Nobody really wants to hear what you have to say.
Laurie Halse Anderson
#6. Tohr laughed softly. Yeah, I'm not much for the emotive crap either-Ouch! Wellsie, what the he*l?
J.R. Ward
#7. Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to a kid who watches tv.
Louis C.K.
#8. It would be so much easier if I weren't determined to do what's best for everybody. Whoever said virtue was its own reward was full of crap.
Orson Scott Card
#10. Are you going to do it? Go on. You have to do it. I bet you won't be any crapper than I was.
Fat Charlie shrugged, in a way that, he hoped, indicated that he contained within him depths of crap as yet unplumbed.
Neil Gaiman
#11. 'Paranormal 1' scared me because I didn't know if it was real or what. 'Blair Witch' was kind of scary for the same reason. It takes the voyeur element away and makes you think, 'Oh crap, this could really happen to me.'
Marlon Wayans
#12. One of the criticisms we get is, 'Does the world need more plastic crap?' But you have to look beyond the plastic crap, to the design, to the experience, to the empowering nature of the MakerBot and the community.
Bre Pettis
#14. I used to think then that all the tragic events of life were written down in books and that what went on outside was just diluted crap.
Henry Miller
#15. We'll vote," Maia said. "And I promise not to vote for a chick flick. They're crap anyway. It's always about two idiots who apparently don't understand the art of communication.
Samantha Young
#16. To be honest, after all the crap that happened with 'Summer Heights High,' I was like, 'I'm not going to write anything controversial or edgy ever again; I just can't handle the blame.'
Chris Lilley
#17. smoke is beautiful; weightless and shapeless, it almost appears as deceptively powerless as the person releasing it, yet, it comes from within and rises above us all. Crap,
Chetan Bhagat
#18. Come on ... come closer."
I stood my ground. "I didn't get you up here to indulge in wild monkey lust."
"Crap." He dropped his hand to his lap.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#19. In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector.
Ernest Hemingway,
#20. I think it's fair to say I am a writer. I'm using this journal to get better: to hone my skills, to collect details and observations. To show don't tell and all that other writerly crap.
Gillian Flynn
#21. You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
Chuck Palahniuk
#22. All these child stars grow up and they're knockin' over banks and getting prostitutes. I'm, like, one of the only people I know that has managed to dodge all of that negative crap.
Dustin Diamond
#23. What was it they said about the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of crap being the bucket?
Barbara Delinsky
#24. It's that wounded-poet crap, that soul-pain shit, that too-much-of-a-tortured-genius-to-wash bollocks. Brush your teeth, you little bastard. You're not fucking Byron.
Robert Galbraith
#25. People can say crap. They can think whatever they want, but you control how you feel about it.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#26. I'm not about trying to be out here fighting and shooting, stabbing and, you know, all that crap, man.
Tone-Loc
#27. Lewis and I played my-God-how-tacky-is-that? with Patrick's collection of objets d'crap, finally coming to the conclusion that only a going-out-of-business sale at a whorehouse could really explain a lot of it.
Rachel Caine
#28. I'm a geophysicist and all my earth science books when I was a student, I had to give the wrong answer to get an A. We used to ridicule continental drift. It was something we laughed at. We learned of Marshall Kay's geosynclinal cycle, which is a bunch of crap.
Robert Ballard
#29. I was in 'Cliffhanger' years ago, so I'm a massive fan of the big event movies - the good ones - but there's a lot of crap that's made in between the good ones. It's just the superhuman films that I can't get my head around. I guess if you're a fan of them, then you love them.
Craig Fairbrass
#30. Lightning flashed around the island; thunder played its favorite game of scaring the crap out of all the shivering mortals on the earth below.
Pat Conroy
#31. Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin' down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell's Lisa Marie thinking with that Michael Jackson crap?
Denis Leary
#33. Because I want to feel something other than this emotional crap
Melina Marchetta
#34. The theater business is very much about "Hey, if you want our big blockbuster at Christmas time, you'll play our piece of crap in April."
Harry Shearer
#35. I just don't want to do crap movies, man, because I just love that I can get up and talk about them and talk to journalists about stuff that I'm really proud of.
Joel Edgerton
#36. It scares the living crap out of me how good wine is at ten dollars.
Gary Vaynerchuk
#37. Question: Why is that MC's be wack
And major labels wanna sign that crap?
A-yo ... funk that!
Phife Dawg
#38. Nowadays, even The New York Times Book Review is afraid to say when a popular book is crap.
Lorin Stein
#39. Being 5' 10, I was supposed to be too short to play college volleyball. So that gave me the hunger and the fire to say, Oh yeah? I'd just hit the crap out of the ball.
Summer Altice
#40. We can't hear over that fucking techno crap you're
Blake Haugen
#41. No scorn like the scorn of an aging queen for a pretty girl with a crap fake DL.
Janet Fitch
#42. Once I got home, though, and saw several packages on my front porch, all the crap from the day disappeared. A few had smiley faces on them. Squealing, I grabbed the boxes. Books were inside
new release books I'd preordered weeks ago.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#43. You don't start out writing good stuff. You start out writing crap and thinking it's good stuff, and then gradually you get better at it.
That's why I say one of the most valuable traits is persistence.
Octavia E. Butler
#44. My formative years were all about 'Star Wars' - the first three, not the last crap, obviously. I understood 'Star Trek' but it was too caricatured for me.
Nick Frost
#45. Everything that works in sales has been done already. Just keep track of the crap that you buy, or the awesome stuff that you buy, and decide what was the trigger, and then just sell to people like you. It's really that easy - and that's what I do.
Tim Ferriss
#46. I was running away from dating for the sake of running because I had gotten all too used to being on my own and not having to deal with anyone else's crap, be it good crap or bad crap.
Stephanie Celeste Perkins
#47. The portals are certainly closed, so the demons aren't giving any trouble. Lots of talk about hands of friendship, doves of peace, all that sort of crap ...
Herbie Brennan
#48. You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There's a lot of crap out there.
Bea Arthur
#49. In the long run, the cream always rises and the crap always sinks.
John Elway
#50. This, I've discovered, is the best way to waste time, because it isn't really wasted
surrounded by friends, talking crap and sometimes talking for real, with snacks around and something on a screen.
David Levithan
#51. Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.
Jill Shalvis
#52. Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking ... a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.
Sophie Kinsella
#53. Don't tell me what's in the Red Book. I wrote the goddamned thing. And I know that it's a lot of crap.
Paul Martin
#54. Crap on a cracker, he'd flipped off an Alpha! And he'd called the Alpha Bob! Who did that? Seriously? My
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#55. My dad was a tyrant. He used to physically beat the crap out of us.
Dennis Wilson
#56. It's the simple things in life, and all that crap.
Darynda Jones
#57. Now, please understand that I didn't want to do any of this crap. None of these choices were mine. Like kids across the nation I was caught in circumstances beyond my control, and I felt that my choices were bad, worse, and worst.
Mark Garrison
#58. It's your mind you have to train, like your mom said that one time, you have to separate yourself from all the crap, get down to the core, focus.
Cynthia Hand
#59. You're right that not everything we do has to have some kind of social agenda, but that doesn't mean it can only be anesthetizing crap.
Brian K. Vaughan
#60. Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something.
Ed Wood
#62. What's next? You want to convince me they're making another crap Last Airbender movie?
Cassandra Clare
#63. So what that the world is beautiful this morning? Enough of this wonder of nature crap. It almost killed me.
Sandra Gail Lambert
#64. You don't believe all that crap, do you - that there's one way to look, and everyone is programmed to agree on it?
Scott Westerfeld
#65. None of that 'Oh, I'm not hungry; I'll just have a salad' crap so many woman pulled, as if he'd think they were less attractive somehow if they ate like real human beings. Nothing could be further from the truth. After all, what was the point in taking a woman out for dinner if she didn't like food?
Jackie Barbosa
#66. Man is the most powerful creature on the planet. And we're arrogant. I mean, people own birds. It's like, there's a creature with the gift of flight. I want it. I'm going to put it in my kitchen and make it crap on old information.
Demetri Martin
#67. For me, punk is about real feelings. It's not about, 'Yeah, I am a punk and I'm angry.' That's a lot of crap. It's about loving the things that really matter: passion, heart and soul.
Joey Ramone
#68. The Universe is cool enough without making up crap about it.
Phil Plait
#69. I was having one of those days where I wanted to start throwing things because only breaking crap would make me feel better. My limit for acceptable weirdness in my daily life had been
maxed out.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#71. No one is going to beat the crap out of me more than me.
Mandy Patinkin
#72. Damn it all to Disneyland! Where's crap for brains?
Kim Harrison
#73. No I'm worrying about people taking pictures and putting them on Facebook. That crap never dies. Kind of like you Mikey.
Rachel Caine
#74. Aren't you just a knight in shining armor? ... Wherever do you keep your horse? And who scoops up the crap it leaves behind?
Myra McEntire
#75. I get so sick and tired of Wikipedia. People write their own crap on there.
Larry The Cable Guy
#76. They envy your youth. You two are like exotic creatures from the land of the young.'
I've never understood all that these-are-the-best-years-of-your-life crap. If this is as good as it gets then I might as well quit now. Let me get to the shimmery oasis of adulthood.
Leanne Hall
#77. She reaches out to take the jacket. I hesitate for a moment, like Frodo with his Ring, but then I remember ow much crap Frodo walked into and I'd rather not end up like Frodo. So I give it to Sage.
Ashley Poston
#78. His fingers traced the curve of my shoulder softly, as his gaze fell. I gasped sharply. If he tried to kiss me, I'd slap the crap out of him. Bond or no bond.
Courtney Allison Moulton
#79. Cut the 'I'm a bad-ass demon' crap. You have a soul. That's more than what they had.
Ashlyn Mathews
#80. Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare the crap out of me.
Kristen Stewart
#81. Write. If you've always dreamed of being a writer, write. Even if you think what you write is crap, write. You might be surprised by what happens!
Stephen Woods
#82. I'm damn successful but I got here by not taking crap. I still don't take crap, so if anybody needs a champion, let it be me.
Paul Stanley
#83. Today I will focus on priorities and ignore the unimportant crap
Jayne Ann Krentz
#84. Kissing is something that makes up for a whole lot of the other crap you have to put up with in school, and as a teenager in general
Maureen Johnson Name Of The Star
#85. Love does not exist, it's like religion, the state wants you to believe in that kind of crap so they can control you, and f**k your head up.
Irvine Welsh
#86. Do you ever lay off the crap or is it all bullshit, all the time with you?
Denise Grover Swank
#87. In North Carolina nobody bothers us; we're all about concentrating on the work or our auditions that we're trying to get a flight out for. So all that crap is not something that I'm confronted with on a daily basis.
Katie Holmes
#88. One of the best perks of being a writer is having a safe place to park all the crazy crap residing in my head.
Coo Sweet
#90. Crap. He was actually crying. I didn't know how to deal with a crying father. I barely knew how to deal with a normal one.
Rachel Vincent
#92. Cut the crap. Just don't try to be anything that you aren't, have ambition but when it comes to lyrics especially just be honest and write from the heart almost to an awkward degree, at least that's what works for me.
Max Bemis
#93. There's a real bonding in someone beating the crap out of you. - Rolly
Sarah Dessen
#94. When you think you're good, you will play at that level. If you doubt yourself, you will play like crap.
Kurt Russell
#95. I don't think cellulite is great - that's not a flaw that I want in a photo by any means! I retouch that crap out. But I tell women that I'm retouching it out.
Tyra Banks
#96. You made a lot of mistakes, and you wrote a lot of crap. But it was all part of the learning process.
Cynthia Weil
#97. Keep your pants on, asshole, and cut the possessive caveman crap.
C.M. Stunich
#98. If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.
Khloe Kardashian
#99. I think there are lots of ways to make good work. You can throw big bucks at a project and make what some would call crap, or you can work very modestly with eloquently moving results.
Barbara Kruger
#100. And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing, and it's not great, then you're not going to believe in the golf story, you're not going to believe in the rest of the film. That's the whole movie, so if that swing looks like crap, the movie's crap.
Shia Labeouf
