Top 38 You're Full Of Crap Quotes
#1. Let's agree to be honest from the start. I would rather feel the disappointment that comes with the realization that we are incompatible than to feel the pain and betrayal that comes with finding out that you're full of crap.
Steve Maraboli
#2. I am a feminist. I don't especially care for the term, but there it is.
Robert Webb
#3. Hey, McFly!" Has Biff returned?? No! It turns out that Howard, George's neighbour, is there! And he wants to sell him Girl Scout cookies!
Ryan North
#4. In thirty years Iraq too has gone from being among the most modern and secular of Arab countries -with women working, artists thriving, journalists writing- into a squalid playpen for a megalomaniac.
Fareed Zakaria
#5. People are wonderful. Each one has a story, each something to give, each knows something interesting, something that can make your life richer.
Marjorie Pay Hinckley
#6. You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.
Kami Garcia
#7. There is one criticism which cannot be leveled at interparliamentary conferences but which is applicable to a great extent to peace congresses: the meetings waste time.
Fredrik Bajer
#8. I have a pretty reasonably shrewd idea of where we go from here," said Dirrp. "At least, a sort of a notion.
Charlie Jane Anders
#9. She was molten in my bed, but she also suffered depressions that were very dear to her.
Wells Tower
#10. There is no more dangerous illusion than the fancies by which people try to avoid illusion.
Francois Fenelon
#11. I'm about to hug the crap out of you," I warned him. "Like, full-on feelings hug where it goes on for a bit too long and becomes slightly awkward and we both clear our throats and shuffle our feet when it's over.
T.J. Klune
#12. Lord Maccon was built like a brick outhouse, with opinions twice as unmoving and often equally full of crap.
Gail Carriger
#13. You're jeans are full of crap. You're full of beans, you're in you teens. You've lost your mama's road map.
John Lennon
#14. I think it would be funny if you died of full blown AIDS. then I can take a crap on your grave after they bury you.
Nickolaus Pacione
#15. She complains all the time about her hair turning gray and her butt sagging and her skin wrinkling, but I'm supposed to be grateful for a face full of zits, hair in embarrassing places, and feet that grow an inch a night. Utter crap.
Laurie Halse Anderson
#16. Guys are like purses,Cute, full of crap, and totally replaceable.
Lucy Miller
#17. All the girls stared at me with hatred in their eyes. It was a big drama that had to be acted out. But deep down, nobody really cared. The other girls didn't care about Jennifer. Jennifer didn't care about me. I didn't care about anything.
Everyone was so full of crap.
Blake Nelson
#18. Essentially, love is the Donnie Darko of feelings: Anyone who brags, "I, like, totally get it man," is either full of crap or really, really high (or they watched the commentary on the DVD).
Andrea Lavinthal
#19. Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.
Dennis Miller
#20. It would be so much easier if I weren't determined to do what's best for everybody. Whoever said virtue was its own reward was full of crap.
Orson Scott Card
#21. I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap.
Robert Crandall
#22. You know he's full of crap, right?" Chas spoke up.
"Grade A, gourmet crap," Coalhouse agreed.
Lia Habel
#24. Who knows why you kids do any of the crap you do?"
"And who knows why you guys are such assholes?" Lex countered, taking a sip of her soda. "Life is just full of little mysteries, isn't it?
Gina Damico
#25. Free and profound thought, which strives towards the comprehension of life, and a complete scorn for the foolish vanity of the world - man has never known anything higher than these two blessings.
Anton Chekhov
#26. Love is full of pain and mistakes. That's what makes it interesting and that's why we explore relationships in literature. That whole 'love is never having to say you're sorry' crap is just that, crap. Love is learning how to say you're sorry.
Richard Paul Evans
#27. People who say they have no regrets are full of crap. We all have regrets, but denial is also a powerful force.
Dalya Moon
#28. From wearable sensors to video game treatments, everyone seems to be looking to technology as the next wave of innovation for mental health care.
Thomas R. Insel
#29. I nodded as Peter turned to Donald and smile tha same smile as before. The one that said'you are seriously full of crap
Shelly Crane
#30. When they say "my heart skipped a beat," they're full of crap. Really, what they mean is, your heart sort of stutters and thinks about stopping for a second before it remembers that beating is good for it.
Maggie Stiefvater
#31. I try to give the appearance that I have it all together and that I know what I'm talking about, but at the end of the day, I think I might be full of crap.
Laura Benanti
#32. If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 100,000, I know he's full of crap.
Richard P. Feynman
#34. Sadie was full of crap at the best of times, and in an institution where laxatives were traded like cigarettes in jail, that was really saying something.
James Dawson
#35. When it's real world rules, it will not matter how big you are. When a bullet hits you in the head, you die. It all becomes about how much heart you have when you go into a world that is so scary, that assesses you and finds you either as an asset or full of crap.
Ric Roman Waugh
#36. We study play because life is crap. Life is crap, and it's full of pain and suffering, and the only thing that makes it worth living - the only thing that makes it possible to get up in the morning and go on living - is play.
Brian Sutton-Smith
#37. Whoever said it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved was full of crap.
Rachel Vincent
#38. Ryke belongs with nature, able to withstand the seasons and time just like the rocks he climbs. He keeps going, he keeps moving, and he picks everyone up when they've fallen behind.
Krista Ritchie
