Crap Table Sayings

#1. l'm so scared my bones are clicking like dice on a Reno crap table.

James Bassett

#2. I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room.

Jack Benny

#3. The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny.

Carroll Shelby

#4. We can't handle violence in women characters but we CAN handle what's done to women in our present tense every second of the day worldwide? Or next door? Or in political or medical discourse? Please. That idea just makes me want to crap on a table at a very fancy restaurant.

Lidia Yuknavitch

#5. When I was about twelve I used to think I must be a genius, but nobody's noticed. If there is such a thing as a genius, I am one, and if there isn't I don't care.

John Lennon

#6. It can be ... difficult to to learn how the world truly is, to see it in its true shape and form ... most human beings never do. Most could not bear it.

Cassandra Clare

#7. Jet-skiing is my favorite water sport.

Sharni Vinson

#8. It's great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am.

Ben Stiller

#9. I'll be waiting at the airport.'
'You just made my year' she said.
'You made my life.

Dennis Lehane

#10. I spied a copy of the novel Fifty Shades of Grey on the coffee table. "Haley, are you seriously reading that crap?" I gestured to the book with my glass.

T.B. Markinson

#11. We, who have so much, need to reach out to the orphans of this world and show them the care, hope, and love they deserve.

Kim De Blecourt

#12. A sentence is not emotional a paragraph is.

Gertrude Stein

#13. It wasn't like there was an alien hiding under the table, moving crap around for fun.

Jennifer L. Armentrout