Cracker Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 85 Quotes About Cracker

#1. I'm someone who's always on the go and crazy busy, so I like to keep snacks in my car and at the office, and Cracker Jack'd is a really yummy snack that I love. I definitely am a big snacker. - Author: Ashley Tisdale
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#2. It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker. - Author: Brennan Manning
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#3. If life gives you nuts then be a nut cracker. - Author: Vikrmn
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#4. It's a spinoff of the original Cracker Jack, but it's Cracker Jack'd. Frito Lay, when they asked me to be a part of it, I tried it, and I really like it. My favorite's the peanut butter and chocolate. - Author: Ashley Tisdale
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#5. Little pinpricks fire-cracker up and down my body. Just calm down, I tell myself. You just make her nervous showing up all out of the blue like that. Still, I'm flattered that I matter
even if it's just enough to scare her. - Author: Gayle Forman
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#6. There ain't no Coupe Deville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jacks box. - Author: Meat Loaf
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#7. Sylvester Graham, he of the eponymous health-food cracker, claimed that a man who could make it to the age of thirty without giving in to the temptations of his sexual urges would be a veritable god. - Author: Hanne Blank
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#8. Collin! What a gorgeous name. Then again his name could have been Cracker Jack and I would have thought it was just as wonderful. - Author: Nicole Gulla
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#9. Lucy is a name for a child. If you ever truly want to make it in the world, you should go by Lucille." "Noted. If you ever want to be the life of the party, you should consider the nickname Graham Cracker. - Author: Brittainy C. Cherry
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#10. I had to admit, my little Accord hadn't looked all that great next to the Benzes and Rolls in that garage to begin with, but now that it'd been turned into a mobile tribute to the artistic rendering of Lil' Loco, it stuck out like a Cracker Jack ring in a a Tiffany display. - Author: Marcia Clark
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#11. Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca? - Author: Chubby Checker
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#12. berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay. The one that survived despite the Capitol's plans. - Author: Suzanne Collins
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#13. Cracker Barrel's dining room bustled with activity. Joan had to raise her voice to be heard by Eve, who sat at the - Author: Virginia Smith
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#14. Tsukiko Saionji: He doesn't look like a weed whacker.
Aoi "Flippy" Kyogoku: But I'm a computer hacker, and a safe cracker, and a butt smacker ... and I've got just the right equipment to trim your hedge. - Author: Yuu Watase
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#15. Crap on a cracker," I breathed. - Author: Autumn Doughton
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#16. Christ on a cracker, he's pretty. - Author: Christina Lauren
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#17. A cracker kid in a designated white house in a black neighborhood off in fly- bitten Mississippi was about to let loose the secret beat of race music, forever blowing away the enriched-flour, box stepping public. - Author: Richard Powers
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#18. Crap on a cracker, this was bad. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#19. I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us. - Author: Jen Lancaster
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#20. Wait," Toby said, talking over her as she looked around at all of us. "So this means all you guys are off, like, rounding the bases and I'm still in the dugout. I'm the person selling Cracker Jack in the stands."
"This metaphor is getting weird," Palmer murmured to me. - Author: Morgan Matson
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#21. I'm sorry. The KGB did not have classes in cracker. - Author: Larry Correia
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#22. Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"
Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face full of graham cracker cereal and milk." - from Of Cheerleaders and Gingers - Author: K.C. Beaumont
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#23. Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#24. Fucking cracker," Alvarado hissed as he was shoved into the patrol car.
"Aw, that's discrimination, right there." I feigned hurt. "See, I see you as scumbag first, Alvarado. Or dick-cheese. Scumsucking pedophile. Asshole. The fact that you're Hispanic doesn't even factor into it. - Author: Dani Alexander
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#25. Crap on a cracker, he'd flipped off an Alpha! And he'd called the Alpha Bob! Who did that? Seriously? My - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#26. I'm an insomniac lately. It's one of the many prizes you find in the Cracker Jack box of a crumbling [relationship], - Author: Kristin Hannah
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#27. If there was ever any truth to the trickle-down theory, the only evidence of it I've ever seen was in that period of 1960 to 1965. All of sudden they were handing out major label recording contracts like they were coming in Cracker Jack boxes. - Author: Dave Van Ronk
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#28. All I'm saying is if you're gonna have a cracker for a daddy, might as well be a Ritz cracker, right?" Levi - Author: Tiffany Reisz
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#29. The white cracker who wrote the National Anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word "free" to a note so high nobody could reach it. That was deliberate. - Author: Tony Kushner
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#30. Huh ... guess they didn't want a cracker after all. Another myth BUSTED - Author: Kevin Hearne
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#31. But, my dear sirs, when peace does come, you may call on me for any thing. Then will I share with you the last cracker, and watch with you to shield your homes and families against danger from every quarter. - Author: William Tecumseh Sherman
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#32. You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel ... oh, nevermind. - Author: George Lopez
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#33. Growing up and going out to bars in Australia - people do random things; cheesy pick-up lines ... you got to laugh. It's sweet. Some people come up with cracker lines, and you really can't be mean to them. - Author: Nicky Whelan
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#34. That would be cool if the earth's crust was made out of graham cracker. It would disappear just like the ozone layer, but for completely different reasons. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#35. Jesus Christ - who, as it turns out, was born of a virgin, cheated death, and rose bodily into the heavens - can now be eaten in the form of a cracker - Author: Sam Harris
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#36. There were little triangles of coconut custard pie on a graham cracker crust for dessert, the best and sweetest thing ... - Author: Joe Hill
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#37. it's hard to tell what it is and what it's not
Until it is something that you ain't got - Author: Cracker
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#38. Where the hell do you get your nerve?
From a Cracker Jack box. - Author: Lora Leigh
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#39. So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in a fleshy Cracker Jack box. - Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
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#40. You look like death eating a soda cracker. - Author: Amiri Baraka
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#41. As the missile flew high above the moat-lake, there was a small, almost inaudible explosion, like that of a fire cracker meant for a child.

Lakshman's awe was quickly replaced by disappointment. He frowned. 'That's it? Is that the famed Asuraastra? - Author: Amish Tripathi
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#42. She was like a fire-cracker standing too close to a match: all potential energy, still wrapped up so neatly. He wanted to watch her explode. Hell, he was the match. He wanted to make her explode. - Author: Christina Lauren
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#43. Mrs. (Fanie Lou) Hamer, like her mother, also kept weapons nearby in case she needed them: 'I keep a shotgun in every corner of my bedroom & the first cracker even looks like he wants to throw some dynamite on my porch won't write his mama again. - Author: Charles E. Cobb Jr.
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#44. These stubborn people and their demands were like cracker crumbs in my beard: irritating and flaky. - Author: Penny Reid
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#45. With melted opals for my milk, Pearl-leaf for my cracker. - Author: Gwendolyn Brooks
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#46. I spent my entire first pay cheque from 'Cracker,' a TV show on ABC, on an Audi because my other car broke down and I needed to get to work. - Author: Josh Hartnett
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#47. Who doesn't love digging into a plate of crab cakes or going after a chilled cracked crab with crab cracker, cocktail fork and a plastic bib for protection? - Author: Tom Douglas
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#48. Christ on a cracker. You raped Achilles! - Author: P.C. Cast
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#49. Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside. - Author: Janet Evanovich
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#50. Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth. - Author: Bobby Heenan
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#51. The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want. - Author: Ray Bradbury
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#52. That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires. - Author: Rush Limbaugh
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#53. I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch ... - Author: Harry Caray
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#54. The fear of an unknown never resolves, because the unknown expands infinitely outward, leaving you to cling pitifully to any small shelter of the known: a cracker has twelve calories; the skin, when cut, bleeds. - Author: Caroline Kettlewell
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#55. What were you saying about the way I smell?" "It's like hot testosterone on a fuckin' cracker, sprinkled with cinnamon." ~Mariss - Author: Tyffani Clark Kemp
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#56. Holy crap on a cracker. - Author: Cameo Renae
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#57. I'd like to do a reality show with four white people ... who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called ... Cracker Hunt. - Author: Zach Galifianakis
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#58. So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have lunch and I would only have salads. And then it got so crazy as to just eating like a cracker or a cucumber a day and I would feel full. - Author: Nicole Polizzi
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#59. My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. - Author: Flip Wilson
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#60. When I finally find that one willing agent, I'll have found my prize in the Cracker Jack box. - Author: Richelle E. Goodrich
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#61. I am a Russell Brand fan. I'm one of the few people who think he did a cracker-jack job in 'Arthur.' - Author: Catherine Hicks
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#62. I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "Would you like anything else with the pastrami sandwich?" "Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people!" - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#63. He said that while Clemence adored the sacrament, he meditated on how it could be possible that humans had evolved out of apes only to sit gaping at a round white cracker. - Author: Louise Erdrich
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#64. I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks, but there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box. - Author: Meat Loaf
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#65. Double crap on a cracker the size of my butt - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#66. On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt. - Author: Ilona Andrews
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#67. I've wanted to be an actress for as long as I can remember, and I can say I was almost born in the theatre. My mum went into labour while she was watching the Nut-Cracker Suite in New York - apparently I was kicking like mad. - Author: Sienna Miller
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#68. We met in Cracker. I played a maniac fan who murders a policeman and she did my makeup. I thought anyone interested in me looking like that must have genuinely liked me. - Author: Robert Carlyle
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#69. My body filled with relief, and I suddenly craved more of Austin, as if he weren't just a cracker, but a Ritz. - Author: Dannika Dark
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#70. They tasted a new snack called Cracker Jack and a new breakfast food called Shredded Wheat. - Author: Erik Larson
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#71. As a child, I spent a lot of time alone. I used to sit in my closet with one cracker. I'd pretend that I was on the North Pole freezing to death, and I had to somehow survive on this one tiny cracker. - Author: Teri Hatcher
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#72. This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel! - Author: Molly Harper
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#73. Lord, I never seen blue hair on a black woman before or since. Leroy say you look like a cracker from outer space. - Author: Kathryn Stockett
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#74. The Neck Cracker said, "Who are you?" again. Matt would not risk it. He sighed and took out his camera phone. "I'm Bob Smiley, Channel Nine News." That - Author: Harlan Coben
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#75. At least with the Catholics, you know that when someone hands you a cracker there's gonna be wine in the mix at some point. - Author: Peter Watts
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#76. The upper middle-class cracker neighborhood ignored me, focused instead on its own pockets of human chaos. Four - Author: Bobby Adair
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#77. Finding a really good weblog is like finding the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks. They are in there, but you have to hunt for them. And when you find one, you savor it. - Author: Mark R. Woodward
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#78. I've been a lot of places, and my wife, Denise, she likes a lot of the fancy restaurants. I'm more of a basic eater. I still go into Cracker Barrel. Those are the kind of people who like the kind of music I'm making. - Author: Alan Jackson
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#79. Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy. - Author: Ernie Harwell
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#80. Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks. - Author: Andy Kindler
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#81. Mrs. Threadgoode pulled something out of the Cracker Jack box and all of a sudden her eyes lit up. "Oh Evelyn, look! Here's my prize. It's a little miniature chicken ... just what I like!" and she held it out for her friend to see. - Author: Fannie Flagg
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#82. So (if) some cracker come and tell you 'Well, my mother and father blood go back to the Mayflower,' you better hold your pocket. That ain't nothing to be proud of. That means their forefathers was crooks. - Author: Al Sharpton
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#83. You like a cracker?
What kind of cracker?
Graham, chocolate, cocoanut, whatever you want.
Maybe just a plain cracker.
I don't have plain crackers. I got graham, chocolate and cocoanut.
Alright, a graham cracker.
They're in the kitchen, in the closet.
Maybe later. - Author: Neil Simon
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#84. The moment we scrumptious find love astronauts, life as we cracker barrel know it is forever launch pad. - Author: Isabel Yosito
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#85. We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us. - Author: Josh Hartnett
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