Quotes About Closets

#1. I love to simplify and edit the contents of just about anything, but women's closets hold particular appeal to me. I edit mine about four times a year and hold a yearly 'clothing swap' to encourage my girlfriends to do the same.

Autumn Reeser

#2. We all have our own closets to come out of.

Judith Light

#3. I feel like America would enjoy this pun about me... and closets.

Kelly Thompson

#4. But Luke would never be friends with a girl, even if they were into the same things - like locking me in closets with brutish boys from school, or setting the books I was reading on fire.

April Genevieve Tucholke

#5. Art opens the closets, airs out the cellars and attics. It brings healing.

Julia Cameron

#6. I think it's [concern about global warming] mainly just like little kids locking themselves in dark closets to see how much they can scare each other and themselves.

Richard Lindzen

#7. My twin sister, my cousin, and I used to write and perform plays for my family. We raided the closets for costumes and fought over parts. I'm sure I was the bossiest one.

Connie Britton

#8. Lukewarm belief is the weakest form of praying. Doubt locks us out of our own prayer closets.

Stephen Kendrick

#9. You think somebody built those towers and structures and then just left? This whole planet is a murder scene. An empty apartment with warm food on the table and all the clothes still in the closets. This is some Croatoan shit." "The

James S.A. Corey

#10. Multiple closets for different needs. Overkill.

Mary E. Pearson

#11. Cops do this every day, rifling closets and digging through your dildo drawer.

David Wong

#12. The cabinets of the sick and the closets of the dead have been ransacked to publish private letters and divulge to all mankind the most secret sentiments of friendship.

Alexander Pope

#13. Two closets wait to be filled with shoes or condoms or failed exams or whatever else college kids fill empty spaces with. Broken dreams, maybe.

Sara Wolf

#14. If you put enough closets together, you have enough space for a room. If you put enough rooms together, you have enough room for a house. If you put enough houses together, you have space for a town, then a city, then a nation, then a world.

David Levithan

#15. Isn't it strange how most of us reach an age where we just fold up our imaginations and stuff them in our closets? I think I've learned more about you from these impossible dreams than from anything else you've said.

Jeffrey Overstreet

#16. What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises.

Russell Baker

#17. Scholarship cannot do without literature ... It needs literature to float it, to set it current, to authenticate it to all the race, to get it out of closets and into the brains of men who stir abroad.

Woodrow Wilson

#18. The day of judgment will be a day when the skeletons come out of the closets! And each of us will be standing there to face the record.

Adrian Rogers

#19. I love America, and I love American women. But there is one thing that deeply shocks me - American closets. I cannot believe one can dress well when you have so much.

Andree Putman

#20. I have 4 bedrooms in my house. 1 is for guests, the other 3 are for closets.

Andre Leon Talley

#21. I get such a buzz out of cleaning closets.

Gretchen Rubin

#22. I live in an old house with no closets and no built-ins. I hate big cupboards.

Martha Stewart

#23. My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

Steven Wright

#24. Gay culture is in a coming-out process of its own. From out of the closets in the '60s, the culture moved onto the disco floors of the '70s and through the hospital wards of the '80s and onwards to the streets.

Lance Loud

#25. I think most people treasure the skeletons in their closets. We want them to remain unrevealed for a reason.

Calia Read

#26. Don't give me truth, just give me gossip
And skeletons from people's closets,
I wanna be normal
And millions buy it,
I am blinded by The SUN.

Benjamin Zephaniah

#27. It's no wonder we know how to dress; we've spent centuries in closets.

Isaac Mizrahi

#28. I have three closets in my bedroom.

Vanessa Hudgens

#29. Poets, come out of your closets, Open your windows, open your doors, You have been holed up too long in your closed worlds ... Poetry should transport the public/to higher places/than other wheels can carry it ...

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

#30. Our Minister for Water-closets won't keep two and a half million men in any base in order to get the votes of their women

Ford Madox Ford

#31. I was spoiled when I worked in the magazine world. Fashion closets are heaven and I seem to model my organization after a fashion closet.

Tracee Ellis Ross

#32. Those monsters in your closets and under your beds? They are just as real as us. The difference is that we fear what we don't understand, while they understand exactly, what we fear.

Rob Shepherd

#33. Hey, its not much of a closet is it?"
"No. Its not. I don't like closets. Life's to short to spend hiding in the dark.

Josh Lanyon

#34. Personally, I'd be delighted to live in a country where happily married gay couples had closets full of assault weapons.

Glenn Reynolds

#35. Oh, who am I trying to kid? It's a madhouse. The minute those cameras go off, things just explode, everyone is just at each other in one way or another, in closets or cat fights here and there. It's nuts. You know, I can't be a part of it.

Richard Dean Anderson

#36. In Breeze's business one got used to running across the skeletons in people's closets. If Billy's skeleton wore women's underwear, it didn't really matter. Homosexuality on Billy Winston was like acne on a leper.

Christopher Moore

#37. Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

Mignon McLaughlin

#38. Posted over many secrets-closets: "The truth will set us free.

Christopher Lincoln

#39. Some people dream of having a big swimming pool. With me, it's closets

Audrey Hepburn

#40. We all have skeletons in our closets. Some of us are just better at hiding them behind the hangers filled with clothes." "Yeah, right, you don't seem like the type of guy who has a pile of femur bones stuffed behind your collared shirts and navy blue blazers." Nick and Wilson

Gretchen De La O

#41. I'll compliment on the spot. I want a clean, neat drugstore. I'll check the restrooms and closets.

Gregory Wasson

#42. Weddings seem to be magnets for mishap and for whatever craziness lurks in family closets. In more ways than one, weddings bring out the ding-dong on everybody involved.

Robert Fulghum

#43. The dead live on in the homeliest of ways. They're listed in the phone book. They get mail. Their wigs rest on Styrofoam heads at the back of closets. Their beds are made. Their shoes are everywhere.

Elizabeth McCracken

#44. I proceed, gentlemen, to call your attention to the present state of insane persons confined within the commonwealth; in cages, closets, cellars, stalls, pens; chained, naked, beaten with rods, and lashed into obedience.

Dorothea Dix

#45. I see things beyond what other people see. I am always looking for hidden corners and closets of a life that I feel aren't explored either by the person who lived it or the people writing about it.

Melanie Benjamin

#46. All schools have their skeletons. St Oswald's is no exception. Most of the time, we try our best to keep them in the closet. But this time, the only recourse we have is to throw open all the closets, light as many bulbs as we can and catch the vermin as it comes out.

Joanne Harris

#47. Some popular quotations smell of airless closets. They exhale the stale imagination of the intellectual lower middle class. "Suspension of disbelief" has become one of them. Dressed up as a scintillating double negation, it serves the pedestrian notion of art as illusion.

Rudolf Arnheim

#48. Worlds need those pockets, the urban closets that hide the skeletons of a modern society.

S.A. Check

#49. I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.

Chelsea Handler

#50. It's very likely that graduates, current employees and retirees have some wonderful pieces of Deer Park history in their closets or garages.

Matt Lucas

#51. So before I start work on a book, I'm like a pregnant mole - I obsessively tidy and order my closets and everything in my study. Because there's such a cascade of images and ideas that I'm grapping with mentally, I couldn't also be in a chaotic setting.

Diane Ackerman

#52. I milked my typical persona as a gritty, intellectual sex-positive feminist that men loved to conquer, toss aside, and shove into their conquest collection in the dusty backs of their closets.

Maggie Young

#53. And something inside the young man cracked. The small compartment in the back of his mind, where man closets his fears, ties them up, controls and commands them, broke open and they surged across brain and nerves and muscles - a nightmare flood in open rebellion.

Rod Serling

#54. I always sleep on my own. I can't sleep with somebody else. Always separate bedrooms, bathrooms and closets. I'm very individual and I want my own space.

Bruno Tonioli

#55. As a rule, I don't enjoy being tossed into closets and having the door shut on my face, but I knew he was protecting me.

Amanda Hocking

#56. We will not win our rights by staying quietly in our closets.

Harvey Milk

#57. Morning sun fills the house, creamy as lemon chiffon, lighting the insides of cupboards and empty closets and clean, bare floors.

Celeste Ng

#58. The gay community just recognizes what their closets are and we straight have to spend years trying to figure out which closet we are trapped in.

Judith Light

#59. Beckett, don't make me ask you to come upstairs and check in the closets. She laid her hands on his cheeks. Just come upstairs.

Nora Roberts

#60. For the love of God! He howled. Could all of the straight people get out of the fucking closets, please? Gay men coming through!

Kat French

#61. So don't. Come hang out with me at work. We can play naughty dress up with the hospital gowns and rearrange the supply closets.

Rachel Vincent

#62. The cat came first, in order to be absolute first. It arrived when all the cribs and closets and cellar bins and attic hang-spaces still needed October wings, autumn breathings, and fiery eyes.

Ray Bradbury

#63. I think a lot of women have too many mini skirts in their closets.

Michael Kors

#64. Eh, I'll just get another computer. This will be my Disney trip computer." My parents had boxes of photos in their closets. Now we have old computers in our closets. "Hey, honey, there's our wedding computer." "There's my computer from when I was single. I guess I should destroy that one.

Jim Gaffigan

#65. He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left.

Rod Steiger

#66. A lawyer's job is to manipulate the skeletons in other people's closets.

Sol Stein

#67. Martin ... I'm ... I shook my head, having difficulty finding words. They were hiding in all the closets of my brain, the little bastards.

Penny Reid

#68. I love organization, so I split my clothes into two closets according to seasons.

Kiernan Shipka

#69. Hannah, as if she understood her place in the cosmos, grew from quiet infant to watchful child: a child fond of nooks and corners, who curled up in closets, behind sofas, under dangling tablecloths, staying out of sight as well as out of mind, to ensure the terrain of the family did not change.

Celeste Ng

#70. Unfortunately, most women's closets are more organized than their finances.

Richard Paul Evans

#71. Bourgeois existence is the regime of private affairs ... and the family is the rotten, dismal edifice in whose closets and crannies the most ignominious instincts are deposited. Mundane life proclaims the total subjugation of eroticism to privacy.

Walter Benjamin

#72. I'm trying to be more put-together. My closets are very messy. I like Rebecca Minkoff; her clothes are casual, but cool. I love Band of Outsiders. And ASOS makes a lot of good stuff. I can get lost on their website for hours. I don't like to spend a lot of money on clothes.

Morgan Saylor

#73. Closets, schmosets, everyone's out of the closet. Now where the fuck are the men!

Larry Kramer

#74. The two of them had discovered it was all right to open the closets ... as long as you didn't poke too far back in them. Because things might still be lurking there, ready to bite.

Stephen King

#75. Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets. I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions.

Deion Sanders

#76. The problem was with Bill Clinton, the scandals and rumored scandals, the incubating ones and the dying ones never ended. Whatever moral compass the president was consulting was leading him in the wrong direction. His closets were full of skeletons just waiting to burst out.

Louis Freeh

#77. I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money.

Sammy Davis Jr.

#78. The call to self-emptying will always be unpopular to those whose pockets and closets are full. What

Kevin J. Vanhoozer

#79. I'd never seen a place so well appointed.
"This is too much," I said. "Much too much. I'd be more comfortable with something less fussy. Like a broom closet."
"All the broom closets are full," he said. "Of brooms.

Devon Monk

#80. Exactly Straight women who surround themselves only with gay men or white people who refuse any other race into their circles are unhealthy and it has more to do with one's individual fear and individual closets.

Judith Light

#81. American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.

Andy Rooney

#82. They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes, beautiful shoes.

Imelda Marcos

#83. I don't actually keep the dresses I've worn during other friends' weddings. Closets are small in New York City - I can't be squandering space on bridesmaid dresses.

Jill Davis

#84. Every day each of us wakes up, reaches into drawers and closets, pulls out a costume for the day and proceeds to dress in a style that can only be called preposterous.

Mary Schmich

#85. The power of religion and godliness lives, thrives, or dies, as closet prayer lives, thrives, or dies. Godliness never rises to a higher pitch than when men keep closest to their closets, etc.

Thomas Brooks

#86. When you finally strip away all the material things in your house and closets, you realize how much time and money was spent wasted on things that you never really needed in the first place.

Simon Ruddy

#87. Like your home's closets, your financial clutter needs an overhaul every now and again, and the payoff will go far beyond the psychic satisfaction of neatening up.

Suze Orman

#88. A seventeenth-century house tends to be short on frills like hallways and closets; you must improvise.

John Updike

#89. Cluttered closets mean a cluttered mind.

Louise Hay

#90. Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets?
-Haruhi

Bisco Hatori

#91. Women had to beg for the instruments and the spaces needed for their arts, and if none were forthcoming, they made space in trees, caves, woods, and closets.

Clarissa Pinkola Estes

#92. Naturally, we shopped, we had lunch, we did homework and we cleaned closets together. But beyond those mundane amusements - and

Dorothea Benton Frank

#93. My house is completely organized from my closets to my drawers.

Tia Mowry

#94. I wish I could swap closets with Diana Vreeland, but I think only my left thigh would fit into her clothing.

Catherine Martin

#95. I like organizing things. I like organizing my closets, so that I know where everything is. And and I used to color code it.

Taylor Swift

#96. The entire population of Blackfin maintained a wary distance from her, as though the skeletons in their closets were spring-loaded and ready to burst out onto the front lawn.

Kat Ellis

#97. The more I see of democracy the more I dislike it. It just brings everything down to the mere vulgar level of wages and prices, electric light and water closets, and nothing else.

D.H. Lawrence

#98. We stopped looking in the shadows, when we realised that WE were the monsters that we are afraid of. I want to take these monsters, give them a voice and put them back under our beds, in our closets and in the shadows, back where we are most afraid of them.

Rob Shepherd

#99. It's a really nice house..."
"Yeah, full of booby traps and cameras and little robots that pop out of the closets at night and murder you in your sleep."
She burst out laughing. "Good point.

Elle Kennedy

#100. Conservatives, come out of the closet

Jon Bruning