Top 95 Pickle Quotes
#1. A pickle a day keeps the stalker away.
Ananymous
#2. I feel I should point out that I do not mix cocktails or provide helpful advice to those who find themselves in a bit of a pickle; and neither do I untangle emotional difficulties. I just buttle. (The Butler in The Dark Side of the Road)
Simon R. Green
#3. When ramps are in season, we pickle a bunch of ramps and fold that into soup. Pickled pearl onions are great chopped up or pureed.
Wylie Dufresne
#5. He's not the brightest pickle in the crayon jar.
Me
#7. Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
Ambrose Bierce
#8. A nice pickle they were all in now: all neatly tied up in sacks, with three angry trolls (and two with burns and bashes to remember) sitting by them, arguing whether they should roast them slowly, or mince them fine and boil them, or just sit on them one by one and squash them into jelly.
J.R.R. Tolkien
#9. But had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now.
Nicki Minaj
#10. If you have ever opened a can of worms, boxed yourself into a corner, ended up in hot water, or found yourself in a pretty pickle, you already know that life is rarely (if ever) just a bowl of cherries.
Maryrose Wood
#11. So no, I did not rinse out the damned pickle jar." He flopped on the other bed. "And since I'll be going to hell for breaking into a church and stealing holy water, I'll be sure to mention your name when I get there." He paused. "You're probably on Satan's wish-list anyway.
Suzanne Johnson
#12. A 'naughty pickle' is how I'd best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life.
Celia Imrie
#13. The fact that they're a congressionally chartered group should no more incline people to give to that group than the fact that it's National Pickle Month should make them eat more pickles.
Barney Frank
#14. My first taste memory is pickle. Even as a kid, I was really weird. I liked chillis. I used to climb up the shelves in my grandmother's pantry. The pickle jar was kept right at the top. One time, I dropped the jar and it broke. I was totally busted.
Padma Lakshmi
#15. What could be more general than 2, which can represent two galaxies or two pickles, or one galaxy plus one pickle (the mind doth boggle), or just 2 gently bobbing - where? It, like God, is an "I am" and many have thought that it must be a precipitate of ultimate reality.
Alfred W. Crosby
#16. A fine pickle we are in." "A fine pickle? An Americanism?" "Yes. Ten years there and my language is polluted.
Kristen Callihan
#17. Coming from New York, I know that if you go by a delicatessen, and you put a sweet cucumber in the vinegar barrel, the cucumber might say, "No, I want to retain my sweetness." But it's hopeless. The barrel will turn the sweet cucumber into a pickle. You can't be a sweet cucumber in a vinegar barrel.
Philip Zimbardo
#19. That unsounded ocean you gasp in, is Life; those sharks, your foes; those spades, your friends; and what between sharks and spades you are in a sad pickle and peril, poor lad.
Herman Melville
#20. Hello, princess," said Lord Maccon to the vampire.
"Got yourself into quite a pickle this time, didn't you?"
Lord Akeldama looked him up and down. "My sweet young naked boy, you are hardly one to talk. Not that I mind, of course.
Gail Carriger
#21. Safe word is Pickle
Gabe
#22. Yes, we are in a real pickle. Welcome to the pan-galactic insane asylum.
H.M. Forester
#23. haze-brained nitwit
pickle-head froggy leg soup
murky
daunting
gone
Moonshine Noire
#24. Once a cucumber turns into a pickle, you can't turn it back into a cucumber. And I've been pickled by the internet for a long time.
Melissa Broder
#25. On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.
Eric Carle
#26. The outstanding event was the doing which I am still at. Don't pickle me awayas done.
Emily Carr
#28. If you cross a pickle with a female deer ... You get a dill-doe!
Ashley Purdy
#29. I can read in red.
I can read in blue.
I can read in pickle color too.
Dr. Seuss
#30. Uncle Jeb," we croaked in surprise. "You found us."
"Well, now," he said, and his gruff voice brought back a hundred memories. "Well, now, here's a pickle.
Stephenie Meyer
#31. She was as hard to pin down as the last pickle in the pickle jar.
Anthony Marra
#32. How Superheroes Make Money:
- Spider-Man knits sweaters.
- Superman screw the lids on pickle jars.
- Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.
Jim Benton
#33. [Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
#34. Ickle me, pickle me, tickle me too
never returned to the world they knew
and nobody knows what happened to
dear ickle me, pickle me, tickle me too
Shel Silverstein
#35. I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle ... call Mom.
Jennifer Garner
#36. It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
Ellen DeGeneres
#37. I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch.
Gary Oldman
#38. The Pepper Sisters," Falk told him, "I think you just got an eyeful of the new ad campaign for their dairy."
"Were those the owners or the producers?" Jason asked.
"Both. It's an employee-owned co-op. Chemical-free too now that Pickle's quit smoking.
Ginn Hale
#39. You can't run the economy on BMWs alone. If the average person is in a pickle, how do you have a healthy economy?
Jeremy Grantham
#40. Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass.
Frank Zappa
#41. I don't want no pickle. Just want to ride my motorcycle.
Bob Dylan
#42. I don't want a pickle, I just want ride on my motorcikle. I don't want to die, I just want a ride on my motorcy ... cle.
Arlo Guthrie
#44. One of the smartest things you can do on 'Chopped' is to take one of those ingredients and make a pickle out of it, because almost every dish benefits from that. I'm feeling like those intuitions are becoming more natural.
Ted Allen
#45. You take them home expecting a nice English cucumber, but regrettably end up with a pickle.
Harlow Stone
#46. Guys, there's only one thing I hate more than bloggers who start sentences with 'guys' - and it's those mealy-mouth hipsters who crochet codpieces and their ye-olde-sideburned friends who pickle stuff and slaughter their own gluten-free goats.
Jill Soloway
#47. I meant every word of it, Dylan Day. Lie to me and I'll cut your cock off and pickle it.
Kitty French
#48. Poor Mr. Zum now he was un-fun and had no funs left who wanted to entertain him. What a qerbackle, what an un-fun pickle to be in.
Coco J. Ginger
#49. It is the small trivial things in life that makes a human happy, like opening a pickle jar.
KanyaACoffman
#51. A pretty pickle, truly, thought I; abed here in a strange house in the broad day, with a cannibal and a tomahawk.
Herman Melville
#52. Pickle jars are just pickle jars, and pickles are just pickles.
Regina Spektor
#53. What Vera doesn't know is: I'd kill to be a pickle on her Big Mac - ground to relish between her perfect white teeth.
I'd kill to be a bug she squishes with her holey Army-issue combat boot.
But she's too good for me. She always was.
A.S. King
#54. Top 3 favorite books? I love finding really great children's books. My daughter was given "Pickle Chiffon Pie" which is so fantastic. We also love "Tacky the Penguin", and I love "Guji Guji" - all because they teach great life lessons without being teachy.
Abbie Schiller
#55. Josh squeezed her arm. "I'll behave," he murmured. "For now."
She's going to pickle your cucumbers."
"He has more than one?" Natalie whispered.
"That's between me and Kimmie," Josh replied.
Jamie Farrell
#56. Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips! I don't know him.
Breehn Burns
#57. The standard Chicago hot dog comes with everything you need to sustain life . . . until the bright green pickle relish catches up with you and you die.
Daniel Pinkwater
#58. What say you? Hence,
Horrible villain! or I'll spurn thine eyes
Like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head:
Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd in brine,
Smarting in lingering pickle.
William Shakespeare
#59. He dropped back into the couch cushions, stroking the condensation dripping off his glass. "You're in a pickle."
"You want one?" Her eyebrows perked up, though her eyes weren't tracking well. "I think I have a jar in the fridge.
Kristin Miller
#60. There is only one love story: Boy meets girl, Girl gets boy into pickle, Boy gets pickle into girl.
Jack Woodford
#61. Don't Listen To What People Tell You... Listen To Your Soul And Pickle Juice.
Hannah Haynes
#62. You can drink pickle juice and imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person. Good people are hard to find nowadays. And they're a lot more fun than perfect people any day of the week.
Stephen Manes
#63. We do learn from experience and may not make the same mistakes again, but there is a whole new pickle jar of fresh ones just lying in wait for us to trip up and fall into. The secret is to accept this and not to beat yourself up when you do make new ones.
Richard Templar
#64. An old expression
'she looks like she was weaned on a pickle'
came to my mind.
Pepper Phillips
#65. In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.
Irena Chalmers
#66. Dude, if Kentucky is going to remind you of Paris, we're in a hell of a pickle.
John Green
#67. As an adolescent, I went to charm school, where I learned to pour tea and relate to boys, which, as I recall, meant giving them the pickle jar to unscrew, whether it was too hard for me or not.
Sue Monk Kidd
#69. Jonah Pickett was like snow days, field trips, candy stores, and Christmas Eve all blended into one big swoosh of a feeling -Felicity Pickle
Natalie Lloyd
#70. The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth - pickle-jar chin, mainsail ears and a nose like a trigonometry problem. What's more, she had the deep frown and snit wrinkles that come from a lifetime of bad character.
P. J. O'Rourke
#71. Most of the time, if I'm in a pickle, I'll call one of my brothers. They've usually got somewhat uplifting advice. One is six and a half years older and one is eight years older, so they've probably lived through whatever my problem is.
Liam Hemsworth
#73. There have been times when a particularly heavy dose of such cynicism has caused me to reflect that surely this is the age and place of the gifted pickle sucker!
Gordon B. Hinckley
#74. Brrrrrr. Like a lady had handed me a pickle jar that I simply couldn't open, and I wasn't a man anymore.
Tommy Walker
#75. [Norden] said, with the Mark 15 Norden bombsight, he could drop a bomb into a pickle barrel at 20,000 feet.
Malcolm Gladwell
#76. It was when he was so casually clever, however, that I wanted to pickle his gherkin.
Nicole Peeler
#77. Oh yeah? What did you have last night?"
"Turkey sandwich on wheat. With a pickle."
"And the night before?"
"Turkey sandwich on wheat. No pickle."
She giggled. "What was the last hot meal you cooked?"
He pretended to rack his brains. "Uh ... beans and franks. On Monday.
Nicholas Sparks
#78. Businesses that decide to be reality based and identify where they're vulnerable to climate impact, that start thinking about how to buffer against it, are going to be able to take advantage of shortages. When the water runs out, not everyone is in the same pickle.
Paolo Bacigalupi
#79. On a hot day in Virginia, I know nothing more comforting than a fine spiced pickle, brought up trout-like from the sparkling depths of the aromatic jar below the stairs of Aunt Sally's cellar.
Thomas Jefferson
#80. LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed
Ambrose Bierce
#81. Perhaps most people in the world aren't trying to be free, Kafka. They just think they are. It's all an illusion. If they really were set free, most people would be in a real pickle. You'd better remember that. People actually prefer not being free?
Haruki Murakami
#82. What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
Dianne Wiest
#83. Cucumber. The cucumber is just a pickle before it started drinking.
Jim Gaffigan
#84. I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle.
Arlo Guthrie
#85. I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
#86. He bought her a bottle of lime pickle which seems to me a very intimate thing to do; it suggests he knows what she likes to taste.
Deborah Levy
#87. More than a food, the pickle was a kind of drug for tenement children, who were still too young for whiskey.
Jane Ziegelman
#88. Psychiatry in this place is like serving an in-flight meal in the middle of a plane crash. If I wanted to make you well, as a doctor, I should be giving you a parachute, not a cheese-and-pickle sandwich.
Chris Cleave
#89. I'll tell you love is like a pickle, and then I'll reach my hand into the jar to grab the last one.
Jarod Kintz
#90. Tried to head in the general direction of the bathroom/
The truest room in the whole damn house.
Regina Spektor
#91. Pickles are people too
Clayton
#92. If you were a public official, you had to be accountable, and you had to be reachable.
James Jarrell Pickle
#93. What about an amnesiac, who awakes having lost his memories and must learn of his past from scratch? Has he died? How can we be just memories? How does that leave us with enough?
Bernard Beckett
