Top 81 No Crap Quotes

#1. Can we swim?" Sky asks, resting her chin on my shoulder.
"Did you bring a suit?" Please say no, please say no ...
"Yeah."
Crap. "Great.

Jolene Perry

No Crap Quotes #10508
#2. It was completely insane, made absolutely no sense, but then, when did emotions ever give a flying crap about logic?

John Dixon

No Crap Quotes #11588
#3. I love it when Muslims go to war with each other, as I do when the Christians do, because it shows there's no such thing as the Christian world and the Islamic world. That's all crap.

Christopher Hitchens

No Crap Quotes #70497
#4. Guston tacked toward celebrating the crap of life not for its own ironic sake, but as the ever-present still life that surrounds the embarrassingly, even tragically human. No Duchampian object is ever tragic. Many if not most of Guston's objects, even the most hilarious, are.

Ross Feld

No Crap Quotes #78424
#5. Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood," Claire said. "Is that it?"
"No, I was thinking we're out of chips. Of course that's what I was thinking.

Rachel Caine

No Crap Quotes #148339
#6. People who say they have no regrets are full of crap. We all have regrets, but denial is also a powerful force.

Dalya Moon

No Crap Quotes #230414
#7. I take it you don't question the gods," I muttered. "No, Cora, even you wouldn't question the gods. Our fates were written in the sky the moment we were born." Oh. Wow. "Written in the sky?" I breathed. "Me to you, you to me for all the kingdom to see." Holy crap. Something

Kristen Ashley

No Crap Quotes #245531
#8. Sometimes when the poop hits the fan we should block it and run, sometimes we should haul off and knock it for a loop back at the spinning blades. Wisdom is knowing two things. One is which time is which. The other is that no matter what you do you're gonna get crap on your hand.

Faith Hunter

No Crap Quotes #249468
#9. His Holiness [the Dalai Lama] has told me, urgently and repeatedly, that he thinks my photographs are crap. His exact words were, 'These photos are of poor quality. Why is there no sharp focus? There is no clarity!' I said, 'But your Holiness, it's Goyaesque.' And he said, 'No! It's out of focus!'

Richard Gere

No Crap Quotes #265299
#10. Crap.
It's all crap.
Living is crap.
Life has no meaning.
None. Nowhere to be found.
Crap.
Why doesn't anybody realize this?

K-Ske Hasegawa

No Crap Quotes #276442
#11. Cut the crap, no-bullshit rock'n'roll, no arguments allowed, mate.

Mick Wall

No Crap Quotes #326048
#12. I told Bobert and Cookie about the hypothetical man and his hypothetical family. She didn't fall for it. Damn her and her psychic abilities. I'd have to watch what I said around her. No! I'd have to watch what I thought around her. Crap, this was going to be hard.

Darynda Jones

No Crap Quotes #333571
#13. They make us live in the crap, and now they're taking the crap away? No!

Mel Brooks

No Crap Quotes #352518
#14. There's no bottom to this crap. The more you dig, the further down it goes.

Rick Yancey

No Crap Quotes #393736
#15. There are a lot of bands who claim to be punk and they only play the music, they have no clue what it's all about. It's a lifestyle. It's not about popularity and all that crap.

Billie Joe Armstrong

No Crap Quotes #401777
#16. I'm careful with my heart. I don't take crap from no one these days. I put my foot down. Being a woman, you deserve heaven and earth.

Kelly Rowland

No Crap Quotes #418393
#17. And I never forgot this as long as I've ever performed, no matter how crap I had felt before I went on stage. I just remember Tina Turner going up there, singing her heart out for everybody, and meantime she had a 102-degree fever and she was feeling terrible.

Bryan Adams

No Crap Quotes #418618
#18. Flag: What are you really up to?

Waller: You want the big picture?

Flag: No, I like being fed a steady stream of crap and kept in the dark like a mushroom.

Marv Wolfman

No Crap Quotes #487489
#19. Do you have a girlfriend?" I blurt out. Holy crap
I just said that out loud?
His lips quirk up in a half-smile, and he looks down at me.
"No, Anastasia. I don't do the girlfriend thing," he says softly.

E.L. James

No Crap Quotes #499841
#20. There is no force on earth greater than the fear jocks have of homosexuals. None. It's like the Jewish fear of the Nazis, except the complete opposite with regard to who is beating the crap out of whom. So I guess it's more like the Nazi fear of the Jews.

Jesse Andrews

No Crap Quotes #517128
#21. This is crap," Shaun said, withdrawing his arm.
"Right," I agreed.
"Absolutely fucking crap."
"No argument."
"I want to punch somebody right about now."
"Not it," Rick said.
"I punch back," Steve said.

Mira Grant

No Crap Quotes #528027
#22. I was having a hard time at school, in terms of being crap at everything, with no discernible talent,

Daniel Radcliffe

No Crap Quotes #548157
#23. It's not my fault you have the attention span of a gnat, capable of only thumbing through the crap on Facebook, instead of reading something of worth that can change your life. No, I'm not talking about Oprah's or Ellen's book either.

Dara Reidyr

No Crap Quotes #553578
#24. I massaged and trained in figure and facial exercises - although facial exercises are a lot of crap; the only effective one is cocksucking. No joke, there's nothing like it for firming the jawline.

Truman Capote

No Crap Quotes #565456
#25. The odds were incredibly stacked against a werewolf ever meeting his one-in-a-billion soul mate. There was no way Becker could have met his in the midst of an armed robbery. That kind of crap didn't happen in the real world.

Paige Tyler

No Crap Quotes #576586
#26. Give up, she wanted to tell them. You lost. The world is crap, and no amount of communicating is going to change it.

Lisa Unger

No Crap Quotes #592788
#27. Scaoileadh Me ...
'Release me.' That was what he said. No doubt about it. It was in Gaelic, but that was what the voice said.
Holy. Crap.

Sara Humphreys

No Crap Quotes #616727
#28. No matter how you spend the time, you'll have regrets. It'll never become a beautiful memory. Screw the once-in-a-lifetime crap.

Minari Endou

No Crap Quotes #619417
#29. If someone asks you why you're oppressing a world and you reply with a lot of poetic crap, no. I guess there can't be a meeting of minds.

Roger Zelazny

No Crap Quotes #623135
#30. In many respects, designing heirloom products means saying no to designing consumer crap that you know will not last very long.

Saul Griffith

No Crap Quotes #628843
#31. Over the years, I'd learned that under the bed was the best place to keep anything I didn't want found, because there was so much crap - papers, magazines, dirty socks, grocery bags - that no one would ever suspect that anything of value was under there. Sort of like hiding in plain sight.

Kristin Walker

No Crap Quotes #640494
#32. I always assume I look better than I actually do. I'll feel pretty good about myself when I leave the house, then I'll see a picture and think, 'Crap, I had no idea that's what I was looking like.'

Katherine Heigl

No Crap Quotes #655090
#33. Some film actors want to sit back and look at every scene and all that crap. No, you're an actor - tell the story, and when it's told, there's another one to tell.

Clarke Peters

No Crap Quotes #662560
#34. Can I go home now? Please?"
He grinned slightly. "No. Not until you acknowledge your pain and move passed it."
"This is crap, Oliver. I don't want to face anything. I don't need to be fixed.

Brynn Myers

No Crap Quotes #682736
#35. There was only so much damage control I could do, and no amount of bull crap about escaped animals from the zoo was going to mask my very public display of power.

Pippa DaCosta

No Crap Quotes #739268
#36. To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order. No jerks allowed, members pay on time and if they give you any crap, throw them out. There's peace where there's order.

Joe Gold

No Crap Quotes #750114
#37. Oh my God. I didn't. I couldn't have. No. no, no. Holy Crap, I did. I just shot Jason Pierce in the chest with a taser.

Ashley Stoyanoff

No Crap Quotes #760414
#38. [She] was juggling a lot of crap. And sh it is incredibly difficult to juggle. No matter how hard you try, it still falls apart and slips through your fingers, and even when you're managing to keep it aloft, it still stinks.

Amy Harmon

No Crap Quotes #763866
#39. Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked.
"No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup.
"Then why do you think I give a crap?

Lisi Harrison

No Crap Quotes #795378
#40. I'm not saying that Sam J. Jones was Flash Gordon - there's no such thing. No actor can be the person, that's a bunch of crap. People pay to see an actor be himself, whether he plays Hamlet or whatever.

Sam J. Jones

No Crap Quotes #822715
#41. I had no idea how we were going to figure this out. but women had been having babies since the beginning of time without doctors. Couldn't be that hard, right? I sort of wanted to punch myself in the face after that though.
Childbirth scared the crap out of me.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

No Crap Quotes #823778
#42. Who says that money don't matter?
If you are Rich all the world will know about you, if you are poor no one give a crap about what it's happening to you!
Life It's Short, enjoy this moment.

Ebelsain Villegas

No Crap Quotes #873742
#43. I grew up on country radio. You know I'm a sucker for that 'we got no money but we got love' crap.

Rob Sheffield

No Crap Quotes #894798
#44. Why Lilith?" Cam asked. "Do you craft
everyone's Hell this way?"
Lucifer smiled. "The dull ones make
their own dull hells, fire and brimstone and
all that crap. They need no help from me. But
Lilith - she's special. Not that I have to tell
you that.

Lauren Kate

No Crap Quotes #912362
#45. No. I didn't say you could talk yet.You made me feel like crap. I didn't fit into your little definition of perfect and you never let me forget it. I can assure you there is nothing. Nothing that would ever make you worth the air you breathe.

Nyrae Dawn

No Crap Quotes #929147
#46. No one gave a crap that I was the kid from 'Free Willy'. You're not in some wispy fantasyland where everyone's telling you 'yes' all the time, which happens a lot to actors.

Jason James Richter

No Crap Quotes #942303
#47. We've got our football where no one wears anything and the guys are in little shorts and they beat the crap out of each other, and they can catch it and they can kick it, and it's the only place it's played in the world.

Rachel Griffiths

No Crap Quotes #1022493
#48. Crap. No one's ever called me dorkina before. Derivative of dork. Not good.

Cynthia Hand

No Crap Quotes #1038069
#49. but who gives a crap? There's no need, just vandalize their crops by stealing and not giving back. Not recommended for real life though.

Silvia O'Dwyer

No Crap Quotes #1072256
#50. No one is going to beat the crap out of me more than me.

Mandy Patinkin

No Crap Quotes #1109271
#51. No I'm worrying about people taking pictures and putting them on Facebook. That crap never dies. Kind of like you Mikey.

Rachel Caine

No Crap Quotes #1110450
#52. His fingers traced the curve of my shoulder softly, as his gaze fell. I gasped sharply. If he tried to kiss me, I'd slap the crap out of him. Bond or no bond.

Courtney Allison Moulton

No Crap Quotes #1124368
#53. Biggest lesson I learned my first year in the NFL is no one gives a crap about what you did last week. This league is about what have you done for me now. That's the NFL. It's also our culture. So you keep working hard because that's the biggest truth about football.

Andrew Luck

No Crap Quotes #1178512
#54. It wasn't peaceful, no light at the end of a tunnel or any of that crap. Only fear and regret for all the things I'd left undone.

Emily Bleeker

No Crap Quotes #1182123
#55. Seriously,let me talk to her when she wakes up. Girl-to-girl."
"No offense, Chas, but you'd scare the crap out of her."
"Want to say that to my face, Coalhouse?"
"What's left of it.

Lia Habel

No Crap Quotes #1191311
#56. I'd lost all track of time. It was only now that I was no longer preoccupied holding on to the werewolf's back for dear life that I glanced at my watch. Ten o'clock. "Crap. I need to get home now. It's past nine-thirty.

Bella Forrest

No Crap Quotes #1196887
#57. No. Seriously. Speak American and not this ancient and very fucked-up, confusing olden-day Euro crap. Without the confusing woo-woo refrences, explain why the hell you're writing Zoey off.

P.C. Cast

No Crap Quotes #1225512
#58. There is no way I'd have wanted to live in the Twenties. It was really crap for women.

Laura Carmichael

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#59. Dear, the man can't be eviscerated because he has no viscera. He's a walking colon. If you cut him open, you only end up covered in crap.

Dean Koontz

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#60. No matter what society is trying to drill in your head about how you should look, how you should act, and what you need to say, I think it's all crap. All of it. Be yourself and do you.

Christina Grimmie

No Crap Quotes #1297628
#61. Well, it just don't seem like nobody feels he's worth a crap to nobody no more, and it's a hell of a screwy thing, people gettin' buggered by things they made theirselves.

Kurt Vonnegut

No Crap Quotes #1304618
#62. Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a better one tomorrow. Writing a novel and doing stand-up - that stuff is very similar.

Craig Ferguson

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#63. Yes, Taylor learned at a very young age that the only way to get boys to shut up and play fairly was to show them that you took crap from no one.

Julie James

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#64. The lie that happiness is about borrowing money you haven't got to buy crap you don't need," says Ian. "The lie that we live in a democratic state. And the most weaselly lie of all, that there is no class war.

David Mitchell

No Crap Quotes #1353988
#65. Please tell me you don't go around saying crap like that to everyone. No wonder no one in town ever talks to us. Wealthy families always have a crazy person or two. Is that really the role you want to play, Vi?"
"We're not wealthy anymore. Remember? So if I'm crazy, no one will care.

April Genevieve Tucholke

No Crap Quotes #1390352
#66. When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time.

Zach Braff

No Crap Quotes #1398074
#67. Women don't have dicks and they don't want dicks. That amateur psychology crap that women want penises. And they certainly don't want testicles. Because you know no women in her right mind is going to carry around a bag that she can't put stuff in.

Bobby Slayton

No Crap Quotes #1441805
#68. I ain't got no magical powers and mystical trips and all that kind of crap. It's kind of silly.

Charles Manson

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#69. One of the great things with comedy is that there's no such thing as a mediocre comedy; it's either uproarious or crap. That's the problem.

Michael Caine

No Crap Quotes #1494663
#70. ... what you get out of life is mostly what you planted. Not always, no, but mostly. If you think you're a success, you will be a success; if you think you deserve nothing but crap, you'll get nothing but crap. Your inner reality shapes your outer one, every day of your life. Do you follow me?

Tana French

No Crap Quotes #1507183
#71. So you are Catholic? Didn't know that.
I am nothing, I said. God knows God is no friend of mine. But I envy people who believe in this crap. They don't worry about the meaning of life and things, whereas I do.

Aleksandar Hemon

No Crap Quotes #1510907
#72. First, there will be no kidnapping. I know you're stronger and bigger and have magic and crap, but I'm drawing the line at kidnapping.

Carrie Ann Ryan

No Crap Quotes #1560031
#73. What? An alien. You think I'm from outer space." She snorts in disbelief. "I'm Kelly Tillman, you dumb-ass. From 41 Montana Avenue, Valentine, Texas. What's left of it. I canned seventh grade for a piece-of-crap job with lousy tips and lousy hours. You ain't telling me I'm the outsider here. No way.

Philip Webb

No Crap Quotes #1589829
#74. Although charismatic, James Dean is no Harrison Ford. In the majority of his movies, sooner or later he got the crap beaten out of him.

Dean Koontz

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#75. The crap and the trash of the world. Post-consumer human butt wipe that no one would ever go to the trouble to recycle.

Chuck Palahniuk

No Crap Quotes #1648943
#76. You think any of this crap could be possessed? (Zeke)
No. I think you're possessed of the spirit of creepiness. (Mary)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

No Crap Quotes #1659738
#77. Dude, you're scaring the crap out of me,' said Nick. 'I'm serious, I literally have no crap right now.

Mark Frost

No Crap Quotes #1696990
#78. You do not mean that, my sweet. I know you are lying." Yes. Maybe. Crap! I don't ... "No".

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

No Crap Quotes #1704978
#79. I just had no idea I could collect so much crap while living in a dorm.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

No Crap Quotes #1707683
#80. Yeah, but you're both offending me with all this love-dovey crap. Get a room. No wait, don't. Separate rooms. Both of you! (Jesse)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

No Crap Quotes #1776905
#81. No scorn like the scorn of an aging queen for a pretty girl with a crap fake DL.

Janet Fitch

No Crap Quotes #1820346

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