Top 37 Kristin Walker Quotes
#1. You look at me but never see the love I feel for you. But in your eyes, I see the skies. The endlessness of time and blue. Like water that span the raging sea. And break upon the sandbar of your heart.
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#2. From now on, I was going to live my life, not wait for it.
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#3. Marcie fancied herself an amateur therapist at times. I was her favorite patient.
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#4. Because from what I've seen of marriages and relationships, there aren't any rules. You deal with what comes, like anything else in life. There's no template. No freaking outline. And that's what makes relationships interesting, right? The element of surprise.
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#5. You know, if you're going to stalk someone, you should be less obvious. For starters, try not to standing in the middle of a field, gawking at your prey.
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#6. It's refreshing to see you using your psychology skills for evil as well as for good.
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#7. Lord love you," Ms. Eulalie said, "but you tell lies like Ms. Franny sings: hard to listen to and even harder to believe.
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#8. I couldn't help daydreaming that I was Elizabeth and Gabe was Mr. Darcy. fighting against his blossoming feelings for me. Discovering that his passion was beyond his control and finding me more and more desirable each time we met.
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#9. Rhythm? Not only do I have to defy gravity. I have to have rhythm while I do it?
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#10. I had started to sweat like a beauty queen at the last minute of a pregnancy test.
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#11. Over the years, I'd learned that under the bed was the best place to keep anything I didn't want found, because there was so much crap - papers, magazines, dirty socks, grocery bags - that no one would ever suspect that anything of value was under there. Sort of like hiding in plain sight.
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#12. Not that anyone really knows what one is. And yet, people still find each other. It's a freaking miracle, when you think about it.
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#13. Sorry, Maggie, but I'm not into bondage. Even the subconscious kind.
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#14. And I'm sorry," Big Earrings said, "But how is some course going to teach them how marriage works? I've been married three times, and I haven't figured it out yet." She snorted. "I figured out how to call a lawyer, though.
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#16. So I wonder if true love is more subtle. If it sneaks up or stands there next to you, and you don't recognize that it's true love until you turn and look at tis thing that's been right there with you all along, and you realize that you never want to be without it.
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#17. Id done more apologizing in the past week than a politician with a crack pipe and a sex addiction.
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#18. That's how you know if a friend is the best kind. If time and miles get between you, yet when you come back together, it's like you were never apart.
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#19. Why had I ever cared about happy endings? Happy beginnings were so much better.
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#20. Todd came toward me with the squad trailing behind him like a street gang of angry thugs with breasts.
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#21. If I was Todd's wife in real life, I'd have to kill myself. Okay, maybe I'm being a bit melodramatic. I wouldn't kill myself. But I'd definitely turn lesbian, at the very least.
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#22. So he likes being mean to you. And you like that he likes bean mean to you.
And I like being mean to him too.
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#23. And i was buck-naked. Which probably would have made for an interesting night, but the last time i'd checked i was neither a porn star or a prostitute.
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#24. Nothing said Clothes to Wear When You Want to Impress a Guy You Initially Shot Down, But Now You Realise You Like Him and Want to Get Him Back. Where was the outfit for that?
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#25. All in all, he looked kind of ... dangerous. Like he could kick somebody's ass, big time, but with style. Like a suave, tough-guy super spy.
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#26. Your neck smells like cheese,' I said.
'Oh,' He said, 'that's my cheese cologne. I have a whole selection. Chedder, American, Swiss.
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#27. It's not fair to spend so much time working towards something, only to have someone else's lapse in judgment, poor choice, one mistake, destroy it all.
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#28. I'm serious, Mar, I don't know how to act around him now. I can't be nice, because he'll hate that. But I can't be mean just to be nice."
"You really need medication."
"I'm in a quandary. A Catch-22. I'm screwed.
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#29. You can't tell who you're going to end up with. You might spend your whole life dreaming about one type of person, only to find happiness with somebody completely different.
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#30. You're not gay, are you?
What?!
I mean you've never had a boyfriend. And you're not exactly ... girly.
I'm not gay. I'm just unpopular.
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#31. According to Marcie's mom, only people with no class actually use the word class. If you have it, then you never talk about it."
"Oh". Johnny nodded slowly. "Just like herpes.
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#32. She crashed. I think she was literally high on sugar.
Seriously I thought she was going to start free basing pixy stix.
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#33. I tensed up like someone had just given me a surprise rectal exam.
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#34. Designer clothes, bubblegum pop music, celebrity heartthrobs - I couldn't give a fat rat's hairy ass. Just give me my hotdog and Jane Austen, and I'm good.
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#35. You think it's easy to find someone? You think they'll just show up at your door and love you, and everything will be perfect and turn out like a fairy tale? Ha! Like that ever happens.
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#36. I couldn't exactly blame Jane Austen for being a romantic. What the hell else was there to do back then for fun?
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#37. Amanda doesn't hate you. She's jealous of you."
"What? Todd listen. Drugs are bad, buddy. You shouldn't do them first thing in the morning. Wait until after lunch at least.
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