Top 100 New Baby Quotes

#1. The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

Kin Hubbard

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#2. When a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies.

James M. Barrie

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#3. Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival: people who find themselves unable to register an effective political protest against extermination do so by a biological act.

Lewis Mumford

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#4. The beauty of Broadway is that if I'm 60 or 70 years old, if they'll accept me back, I can go back. So I think for right now I'm going to focus on the music
it's the new baby
and see how it's going to work out, and then maybe in a few years maybe I'll go back.

Heather Headley

New Baby Quotes #145879
#5. When a new baby is expected mother has 9 months to prepare the family and the kitchen for her departure!

Nursing Mothers' Association Of Australia

New Baby Quotes #169420
#6. I miss my parents. But still, my granddaughter, my daughter, my grandma, you know, so it's very important for me. You lost your parents, but a new baby comes. It's like the cycle of fashion.

Carine Roitfeld

New Baby Quotes #215364
#7. One of the most common reasons people renovate their homes is a change in their lifestyle - an upcoming wedding, a new baby, or grown children moving away.

Candice Olson

New Baby Quotes #246509
#8. With her toddler playing on the floor by her feet, his widow now nursed her new baby on the porch of her homeplace, attended by comforting women who sat with their knitting and embroidery and spoke only of happy things.

Lois Lowry

New Baby Quotes #292383
#9. A new baby is the beginning of a new universe - his own unique universe.

Debasish Mridha

New Baby Quotes #334666
#10. When you've lost a baby, everyone around you expects you to be fine once the new baby is born, as though that somehow takes away the pain of losing the first child. I needed to express how wrong that was.

Elizabeth McCracken

New Baby Quotes #353408
#11. A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler

Margaret Mitchell

New Baby Quotes #370050
#12. I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama.

Felipe Esparza

New Baby Quotes #384361
#13. I hoped what little dinner I'd eaten wasn't something my new baby-rich body didn't like. I didn't want to throw up all over the bad guys, or then again maybe I did. It would certainly be distracting.

Laurell K. Hamilton

New Baby Quotes #440703
#14. A new baby is a bundle of hope, a smiling imagination, and a dancing dreams.

Debasish Mridha

New Baby Quotes #496987
#15. I am still surprised on a regular basis at the love I feel for the spirit of God, the deep respect and emotion that I experience when I see an expanse of water or a new baby or the kindness of strangers.

Shauna Niequist

New Baby Quotes #519092
#16. The ability and desire to transform the mundane materials at hand that we both bring into the collaboration well beyond the sum total of the parts - to birth a new baby neither of us could claim single parentage of.

Gary Lucas

New Baby Quotes #532238
#17. I don't understand how women can manage to get back in shape with a new baby and a job.

Jennifer Garner

New Baby Quotes #584080
#18. So you have a new baby sister, huh Charlie Brown?
Yes, and I'm so happy ...
Happy?! I suppose it's never occurred to you that over-population is a serious problem?!

Charles M. Schulz

New Baby Quotes #601455
#19. Each time a new baby is born there is a possibility of reprieve. Each child is a new being, a potential prophet, a new spiritual prince, a new spark of light precipitated into the outer darkness.

R.D. Laing

New Baby Quotes #649221
#20. Earth is not heaven. It was never meant to be. No new car, new house, new living room furniture, new kitchen appliances, new clothes, new hair, new baby, new vacation, new job, new income, new husband, or new anything will ever satisfy us, because we were not made for the things of this world.

Craig Groeschel

New Baby Quotes #823799
#21. Pregnancy is something that I always love. It's about hope and the future and a new baby.

Carine Roitfeld

New Baby Quotes #876806
#22. Every time God sent a new baby in the world, he was giving mankind another chance to make things right' Babies are a bundle of hope

Angela Elwell Hunt

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#23. Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma, have given birth to a baby boy. He posted a photo of the new baby on Twitter, but people are afraid to open it.

Jay Leno

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#24. Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby.

Harry Caray

New Baby Quotes #985530
#25. He wanted to be in a bad mood, so be it. Whatever. I had a new baby tiger who could talk to me and thought I was her Loolah!

Kristen Ashley

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#26. He has his chin on his chest and his eyes down. He is thinking of his new baby, his new novel, tomorrow's dance contest. He is thinking of everything except what he is thinking about.

John Le Carre

New Baby Quotes #1105895
#27. Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.

Jay Leno

New Baby Quotes #1128742
#28. Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.

David Letterman

New Baby Quotes #1259676
#29. My new favourite smell is new baby smell. It makes me so happy. If someone could bottle that, I'd love to have it.

Jane Krakowski

New Baby Quotes #1278800
#30. I have run a general election campaign pregnant and ran Ed Miliband's leadership campaign commuting to London with a new baby so I already have my system set up.

Lucy Powell

New Baby Quotes #1295237
#31. Every moment is a brand new baby, Baby.
Every vow is a brave new voice.

Buddy Wakefield

New Baby Quotes #1358647
#32. When you have a new baby, you can get really overwhelmed, since it's such a huge responsibility. You're thrilled to be a mom, but your sleep schedule is so thrown off and it can be scary if you don't have a good support system.

Amy Locane

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#33. Each record is sort of like a brand new baby, where it's your favorite thing at that moment in time.

Robin Zander

New Baby Quotes #1580489
#34. I always tell people, 'Coming from such a big Mexican family when there's a new baby every three weeks, you have to do something to get someone's attention.'

Becky G

New Baby Quotes #1624761
#35. I can't stop staring at my beautiful new baby.

Abbey Clancy

New Baby Quotes #1761705
#36. A new universe is born whenever a new baby is born.

Debasish Mridha

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#37. [On visitors after having a new baby ... ] Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products!

Claudine Wolk

New Baby Quotes #1815834
#38. A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.

Eda LeShan

New Baby Quotes #1868445
#39. All of a sudden I had a baby, because it went really quick. It was like, 'Oh! I have a baby!' So, it's great. I'm just having a great time with my children. They're here in New York with me.

Catherine Zeta-Jones

New Baby Quotes #20242
#40. Dave and Kathy went shopping to buy all the stuff that their baby would need. It was like a great big celebration going on to welcome the new member of the family. Time

Heather Graham

New Baby Quotes #30619
#41. The house was the color of baby vomit.

Pixie Lynn Whitfield

New Baby Quotes #30952
#42. We each have a litany of holiday rituals and everyday habits that we hold on to, and we often greet radical innovation with the enthusiasm of a baby meeting a new sitter. We defend against it and - not always, but often enough - reject it. Slowly we adjust, but only if we have to.

Ellen Goodman

New Baby Quotes #34577
#43. Must be the hair then. And the name change. And your new piss-poor attitude. Because every once in a while, I look at you and I don't see a Baby Doll anymore. I just see Alice Faye Dahl, Poker Champion Badass. With obvious, heavy influences from Ronald McDonald, of course.

Elle Lothlorien

New Baby Quotes #161762
#44. I fuckin eat silence of crickets for fun. I got life after
life and a name like Baby. Every time I try to cry a tear
a new kittenhead grows out of me.

Patricia Lockwood

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#45. You can add new parts, baby," she imagined Maggie saying. "But you can't lose the parts of you that were already there.

Lauren Gilley

New Baby Quotes #177454
#46. A new study found that a mother's diet affects her baby's allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats.

Jimmy Fallon

New Baby Quotes #181747
#47. Pause and remember - Everyone gets discouraged and feels lost at times. Don't worry - life will get better. A new way is being made for you. Keep moving forward even if it's just baby steps.

Jennifer Young

New Baby Quotes #199706
#48. A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out.

Frankie Boyle

New Baby Quotes #245858
#49. A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

Mark Twain

New Baby Quotes #254517
#50. New Rule: Oil companies must stop with the advertisements implying they're friends of the environment. "At Exxon Mobil, we care about a thriving wildlife." Please
the only thing an oil executive has in common with a seagull is they'd both steal french fries from a baby.

Bill Maher

New Baby Quotes #285740
#51. World." "I love her for being so happy," Carol brooded. "I ought to be that way. I worship the baby, but the housework - Oh, I suppose I'm fortunate; so much better off than farm-women on a new clearing, or people in a slum." It

Sinclair Lewis

New Baby Quotes #288348
#52. Since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell, down at the end of Lonely Street at Heartbreak Hotel.

Elvis Presley

New Baby Quotes #314884
#53. My generation of bossy, confident, baby-boom women were something brand new in history. Our energy and assertiveness weren't created by Betty Friedan, unknown before her 1963 book, or by Gloria Steinem, whose political activism, as even the Lifetime profile admitted, did not begin until 1969.

Camille Paglia

New Baby Quotes #316399
#54. A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE a smartphone.

Conan O'Brien

New Baby Quotes #319864
#55. From the child of five to myself is but a step. But from the new-born baby to the child of five is an appalling distance. - LEO TOLSTOI

Ernest Becker

New Baby Quotes #334912
#56. Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.

Groucho Marx

New Baby Quotes #340251
#57. From the hour when the Puritan baby opened his eyes in bleak New England, he had a Spartan struggle for life.

Alice Morse Earle

New Baby Quotes #348229
#58. I love pork. I love a good BLT. I know that sounds horrible but I do. I'm a total foodie. I love cooking and I love traveling and I love finding new places to eat and new cuisines to eat. Don't be shocked if you see me munching down on a baby back rib.

Bob Bergen

New Baby Quotes #349178
#59. If you pivot, do it fully and with conviction. The worst thing is to try to do a bit of the old and the new-it's hard to kill your babies.

Sam Altman

New Baby Quotes #368367
#60. In the garden of humanity every baby is a fresh new flower.

Debasish Mridha

New Baby Quotes #375835
#61. Each time I write a new piece, whether a novel, a picture book, a speech or anything, really, it has so much to do with what I'm going through personally or a problem I'm trying to work out. When I wrote my novel 'Baby,' my three children had all just gone out the door.

Patricia MacLachlan

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#62. I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.

Jack Nicholson

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#63. Have a baby shower, then an abortion. Now you just have to lose a little weight to squeeze into all your skimpy new outfits.

Bauvard

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#64. Nothing we are told, nothing we read prepares us for the feelings we have as a new parent holding our baby, and knowing that we also hold their life in the balance.

Kim John Payne

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#65. The birth of my sons. The birth of new emotions ... what a privilege. What a blessing.

Elle Macpherson

New Baby Quotes #450252
#66. The first night in the hospital with a snuffling baby girl, I learned that my family was not the only thing that had expanded. There was now a whole new world of opportunities for judgment and self-doubt.

Anna White

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#67. I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like ! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato.

Kevin Hart

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#68. In the 1770s, when he was in Paris, Benjamin Franklin witnessed the flight of one of the first hot-air balloons. As the balloon soared into the air, someone asked Franklin: "What good is it?" Franklin responded: "What good is a new-born baby?

Benjamin Franklin

New Baby Quotes #493937
#69. New motherhood gives you an opportunity to embrace the chaos and know that you are doing the best you ca - including in your sex life.

Sarah J. Swofford

New Baby Quotes #508140
#70. Being a new mother was a joyful and sometimes overwhelming experience - and as the first Missouri female state legislator to have a baby while in office, having heath care for myself and my son gave me some needed peace of mind.

Claire McCaskill

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#71. Babies are unreasonable; they expect far too much of existence. Each new generation that comes takes one look at the world and thinks wildly, "Is this all they've done to it?" and bursts into tears.

Clarence Day

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#72. I gave birth to my first son in April 1986. I thought it would be a good goal to get back in shape after having a baby if I ran the New York City Marathon. I ran in it November 1986. I had just shot the 'Sports Illustrated' swimsuit issue, so I was in great shape.

Kim Alexis

New Baby Quotes #524480
#73. The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.

Dave Barry

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#74. [On sister Kim's pregnancy] The new year, we've got another child coming, so that's great. Kim's never had a baby, so it's going to be a beautiful blessing.

Rob Kardashian

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#75. There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.

Irena Chalmers

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#76. I told you I do not do anything because I have to. And I don't. But to be inside you right now, baby, I have to. I need to. And, yes - right here in the kitchen.

Lisa Renee Jones

New Baby Quotes #582109
#77. My main focus is on becoming a new mom and giving the best of myself to my husband and growing baby.

Stacy Keibler

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#78. We dropped down, and Diego quickly threw the cars into a new arrangement, so that it sort of looked like they'd hit each other rather than been piled up by a giant tantrum-throwing baby.
-Bree

Stephenie Meyer

New Baby Quotes #609028
#79. Baron Vladimir Harkonnen had made a lifetime career of seeking new experiences. He dabbled in hedonistic pleasures - rich foods, exotic drugs, deviant sex - discovering things he had never done before.
But a baby in Harkonnen Keep ... how would he handle that?

Brian Herbert

New Baby Quotes #615641
#80. Only when human sorrows are turned into a toy with glaring colors will baby people become interested - for a while at least. The people are a very fickle baby that must have new toys every day.

Emma Goldman

New Baby Quotes #617691
#81. I don't give a fuck we're both still raw. I don't give a fuck, even without that, we're still new. I don't give a fuck we got shit out there pressing in; I wanna plant my baby in you.

Kristen Ashley

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#82. They (Liverpool players) are passing the cup down the line like a new born baby. Although when they are back in the dressing room they will probably fill it with champagne, something you should never do to a baby.

Alan Parry

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#83. And you managed to pick up on all that while being hung upside down by a fellow agent, getting yourself beat to shit by your new Team Leader and tormenting your baby brother in the showers?"
"Yes. I would have had more, but you know, I was momentarily distracted by all the soapy six-packs.

Charlie Cochet

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#84. Is advertising a profession, like law or medicine? How many new parents clutch their baby to their breast and declare, 'I want this child to grow up to be a media planner'?

Jef I. Richards

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#85. Your top job as a new parent is to love your baby like crazy. After showering her with affection, your next two important jobs are to feed her and to calm her when she cries.

Harvey Karp

New Baby Quotes #690520
#86. I'm a 'Clash of the Titans'/'Star Wars' baby. I'm not a new 'Star Wars' baby. I'm not an 'Avatar' baby. That full CG doesn't work for me. I need interactivity. I need to feel the goo. I need to feel people coming out of animatronics and just interacting with props.

Louis Leterrier

New Baby Quotes #698863
#87. Oh my god, I am so awesome!" Leo bellowed.
"So awesome!" Echo yelled back.
"He is funny," a nymph ventured.
"And cute, in a scrawny way," another said.
"Scrawny?" Leo asked. "Baby I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Rick Riordan

New Baby Quotes #703023
#88. The baby boom eventually prompted Hubbard to order that no one could get pregnant without his permission; according to several Sea Org members, any woman disobeying his command would be "off-loaded" to another Scientology organization or flown to New York for an abortion.

Lawrence Wright

New Baby Quotes #710584
#89. I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.

Kevin James

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#90. Joy is found in the simple and ordinary things of life: the smile of a newborn baby, the kiss from a sweet new puppy, and the warm sunshine on a spring day.

Marie Cornelio

New Baby Quotes #736563
#91. While I do occasionally order items on the Internet, it's hard to teach an old shopper new tricks. I'm convinced that the catalogue will eventually disappear, but not until the last baby boomers have kicked off their smelly Nikes and been buried in mulch.

Rita Rudner

New Baby Quotes #737088
#92. The firsts go away - first love, first kiss, first baby. You have to create new ones.

Sarah Jessica Parker

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#93. A baby isn't meant to stay a baby forever, and neither is a new Christian.

Billy Graham

New Baby Quotes #777716
#94. Forget about people, what they think and what they say about you; focus on you and your dream. Learn new possibilities, let your dream grow in you, protect it because it's your baby. Don't let anyone or anything to make you lose focus.

Euginia Herlihy

New Baby Quotes #781718
#95. I am interested in names and what they say; it is true. I like to look at the columns of baby names in the newspapers. But I don't run out of new ones for my characters.

Ruth Rendell

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#96. I'll be strong for you. Live me, baby. Live for me. Please.

Celeste Grande

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#97. New life starts in the dark. Whether it is a seed in the ground, a baby in the womb, or Jesus in the tomb, it starts in the dark.

Barbara Brown Taylor

New Baby Quotes #837741
#98. It's Bush's baby, even if he shares its popularization with Gorbachev. Forget the Hitler 'new order' root; F.D.R. used the phrase earlier.

William Safire

New Baby Quotes #880547
#99. I did not move to New York with a plan. The first time I moved to New York, I just popped up. My sister was living here in New York. I just popped up. She had her baby and a husband, and I just popped up. 'Hey, what's up? I got $200 and dreams. Let's do this.'

Hannibal Buress

New Baby Quotes #888558
#100. William: What's your nickname?
Maddox: I do not have one.
William I'm happy to give you one. Captain Ass. What do you think?
Maddox: I can leave.
William: New nickname: Big Baby. Anyway, let's continue ...

Gena Showalter

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