Top 68 My Bodyguard Quotes
#1. To me I'm just a regular person going to the mall with friends, and now I'm in Forever 21 and I see this random group of girls staring at me and taking pictures. But now I usually have my dad, who is a really tall and intimidating person with me, so he's kind of my bodyguard.
Rebecca Black
#2. I want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard
Will Ferrell
#3. Gabriel is my bodyguard, " I said stiffly.
J.B. snorted. "He wants something to do with your body, but it ain't guarding that he's thinking about.
Christina Henry
#4. Once when I was at Newark Mall, me, my friends, my cousin, and my bodyguard were shopping and looking for suitcases cuz we had all these clothes. On our way out, two girls started whispering. The next thing we know, we had at least 200-300 people walking behind us, like the whole mall!
Lil' Romeo
#5. She bit my bodyguard. She bit him in the stomach.
David Gest
#6. I was having coffee with my bodyguard. I didn't expect to be hunting bad guys until later. Leather before sundown is tacky.
Kim Harrison
#7. My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.
Charlaine Harris
#8. You're my bodyguard and lover."
She shook her head. "Just your bodyguard."
"He'll never believe I'm not sleeping with you."
"You aren't."
"Even I find that unbelievable," Nick said.
Janet Evanovich
#9. So you'll be my bodyguard for any guys who want to introduce me to anal?' I joke.
'I will defend your virtue and your ass to the death,' he says with a knightly vow.
Bianca Giovanni
#10. He's my bodyguard," I said tightly. "You know that. I don't trust you. I should walk away from this, but I'm here, and I'm going to take a look. He stays. Got a problem, take it up with my mom.
Kim Harrison
#11. I'm not sure why he's flustered until I realize there are now five of us and the table is set for four.
Pru waves her hand dismissively. "Don't bother. The dark-haired one is just my bodyguard. He can stand."
Kiernan seems entirely unfazed by the comment, but her tone pisses me off.
Rysa Walker
#12. I fly economy. I do often fly first class, but I don't travel with a posse, or bodyguard, or an assistant.
Gene Simmons
#13. This was definitely unchartered territory. Iris wasn't like other women. She was tough, sexy but didn't flaunt it, and she sure as hell didn't give a shit about his money. If anything it seemed to bother her. And now she was busy working as a bodyguard for him.
Katie Reus
#14. First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.
Ilona Andrews
#15. My husband," Amaranthe said.
"Really! I would have guessed bodyguard."
Yes, even without visible weapons, he had that aura.
Lindsay Buroker
#16. I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do something slightly different. I was a very camp bodyguard!
Dave Legeno
#17. That thing in you that you think is a demon is actually a bodyguard that's run amok
Duncan Trussell
#18. I have a picture of him from California. I'll forward it up to you. A big guy." "Big, like bodyguard big?" "Try Godzilla.
Gary Grossman
#19. A blond in a red dress can do without introductions
but not without a bodyguard.
Rona Jaffe
#21. At first he didn't want to tell us, and then Jim asked him if he was left- or right-handed. The bodyguard asked why and Jim told him that he would break the other arm first, because he wasn't a complete bastard.
Ilona Andrews
#23. An entourage trailed Hall inside and outside the school district's downtown headquarters; it included a full-time bodyguard whose overtime pay often doubled her $50,000-a-year salary.
Anonymous
#24. He let Liam stand in front of him so he could lean on his bodyguard's shoulder. It was hard to stay standing...
Alex London
#25. I'm part of the package, kitten. Your bodyguard, babysitter and tattle-tale, all rolled into one." Flashing his teeth at me, he added, "Aren't you pleased?
J.C. Daniels
#26. The guy from the bar appeared silently at Uncle Billy's side, his expression cool and steady. He nodded at me once, and turned to my uncle. Seeing him face-to-face,I knew, absolutely, he wasn't just a regular customer. He was a complicationa. A big one. Mo, meet Colin Donnelly. Your bodyguard.
Erica O'Rourke
#27. I have this bodyguard so if I get tired of signing Autographs I ask him to step in. It's hard because people get angry at you, but I've got a life to live too.
Usher
#28. All she could think was what an effective...tool it looked. Her father always said you needed the right tool for the job and Dean sure knew how to bring it.
Amy Andrews
#29. That woman needs protecting like Rambo needs a bodyguard.
Jennifer Crusie
#30. Does my grandma count as a bodyguard?
Holly Hood
#31. Nice' in a bodyguard is about as useful as the ability to regurgitate whole lobsters.
Neil Gaiman
#32. You accidentally punched him?" Wyatt asked, suppressing a chuckle. "I'm not sure you have a full understanding of the whole bodyguard thing.
Michael J. Sullivan
#33. Letting him manage in the major leagues is like sending Bo Derek through cellblock A without a bodyguard.
Bill James
#34. The truth is so precious," Churchill told Stalin, "that she should always be protected by a bodyguard of lies.
William Manchester
#35. Can you just kill me? Carry me out in a box?" I looked up at her. "Do you even have a gun?""What kind of bodyguard would I be if I needed a gun to kill someone?" Becca smiled
Nichole Chase
#36. Always choose your bodyguard from another country, they find it harder to make alliance and betray you.
Nancy Farmer
#37. And I am your guardian, your bodyguard, sworn to protect and defend you. And you are making my job excruciatingly difficult.
Courtney Allison Moulton
#38. I am your bodyguard. That's my job. But I'll gladly take tips for my services... or services for my tips...
Masakazu Yamaguchi
#39. I have hired a bodyguard, on the recommendation of my friends and the government. It's outrageous, having to live like this.
Orhan Pamuk
#41. We all know he ranks me above Iron Man, Thor, and whatever other Avenger makes an on-screen appearance. Not just because I'm clearly better and clearly not fictional.
But because I'm his bodyguard. His real-life superhero.
Krista Ritchie
#42. I'm not a movie star like other actors in the way that I need to walk with a bodyguard.
Olivier Martinez
#44. I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard.
Katheryn Winnick
#45. Hold fast," he called. "Tell me your names, and your stations."
"I am the Lady Door," said Door. "I am Portico's daughter, of the House of the Arch."
"I am Hunter. I am her bodyguard."
"Richard Mayhew," said Richard. "Wet.
Neil Gaiman
#46. My lady makes me do it. I sang Whitney Houston's "Bodyguard".
Kevin Hart
#47. In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies.
Winston S. Churchill
#48. Control puberty?" snorted the bodyguard."If you manage that, you'll be the first.
Eoin Colfer
#49. He was definitely taking his bodyguard duties seriously tonight. He gave off a take-one-step-closer-and-I-will-show-you-Armageddon vibe.
Christina Henry
#51. This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives at one end and an enthralled but still highly skilled police officer at the other.
Eoin Colfer
#52. He didn't say so but Andy agreed with the bodyguard. A good-looking bird like this one didn't have to kill anyone. What she did she did for D's and if a guy gave her too much trouble she'd just walk out and find someone else with money. Not murder.
Harry Harrison
#53. Bodyguard work came easily to hobgoblins. When you're huge, furry, fanged, and yellow-eyed, you don't need much else as a deterrent.
Lisa Shearin
#55. Jenna sighed, "What would a bodyguard do for us? Battle our invisible boyfriends?"
Vere laughed. "Heck yes. Invisible boyfriends can get really out of hand.
Anne Eliot
#56. I'll be like your bodyguard or something. Me Tarzan. You Jane.
Nyrae Dawn
#57. Look, I'm the DD tonight, but I'm offering to be more than just your driver. I'll be your bodyguard, and your bartender, and most importantly, your friend. I promise to look out for you tonight, Wellsy.
Elle Kennedy
#58. I'm not a sucka, so I don't need a bodyguard.
Rob Base
#60. Raising her hand and shaking the handcuffs, the shaking Pucks arm as well.
"Unfortunately, it is necessary," Puck explained. "You don't want to work with by security staff so from now on I'm going to be your personal bodyguard. Going to be with you every second of the day.
Michael Buckley
#61. [Rangers] discover the truth though it is surrounded by a bodyguard of lies.
Ysbeau Wilace
#62. Winston Churchill said 'In war time, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies'. Any book called The Truth should therefore have one.
Terry Pratchett
#63. Men are not only women's unpaid bodyguards, they actually pay to be a woman's bodyguard.
Warren Farrell
#64. I'm a professional bodyguard. (Leta)
Yeah, right. (Aiden)
Nope. All true. I know seventy-two ways to kill a man and sixty-nine of them look like an accident. (Leta)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#66. I need a bodyguard."
Simon eyed him. "Have you been watching The Bodyguard? Because I am not going to fall in love with you and carry you around in my burly arms.
Cassandra Clare
#67. A bodyguard for a pretty socialite, I was moving up in the world. Like all idiots I naturally assumed she was pretty because she was rich. You can buy anything with money, even people, even... beauty.
Bruce Crown
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