Top 66 Milk Cows Quotes
#1. I can't help but think of the dance that I'm not going to.
It's not that I want to go to a dance. I'd go milk cows with Jocelyn if I could. Or do whatever kids around here do for fun.
Travis Thrasher
#2. It was probably easier in the old days when the bad guys rode into town wearing black capes or whatever bad guys wore and the milk cows were ownded by honest people. Right off the bat, you'd know who you were dealing with. Now everybody dresses alike.
Joan Bauer
#3. Midwestern people stick together. Gee willikers, they work hard. There's no glitz, no glamour. When I was a girl in Duluth, Minnesota, I used to get up early and milk cows, so I know what hard work is.
Gena Lee Nolin
#5. If a farmer and his family can get up at 5:30 every morning to milk cows, surly we can get up at that time to practice basketball.
Don Meyer
#6. We don't have milk cows. People have so many stereotypes of people from where I come from - Oklahoma. We don't ride around in covered wagons, either.
Carrie Underwood
#7. It's like, hey, some people cook for a living, and some people milk cows. I write songs.
Scott Weiland
#8. Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more.
Martin Luther
#9. They'd taught him how to milk cows,and now they expected him to tame lions.
Evan Hunter
#10. Man is a thief, an impudent thief! He steals honey from bees, eggs from chickens, milk from cows and life from the God!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#11. Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I can't wait till them calves are done so I can get ME a hit of that stuff."
Jerry Seinfeld
#12. Don't milk the cow too hard. She will kick you.
Mason Cooley
#13. Glamis thou art, and Cawdor; and shalt be What thou art promised. Yet do I fear thy nature; It is too full o' the milk of human kindness. One of the cows mooed appreciatively.
Kelley Armstrong
#14. EATABLE MARSHMALLOW PILLOWS
LICKABLE WALLPAPER FOR NURSERIES
HOT ICE CREAMS FOR COLD DAYS
COWS THAT GIVE CHOCOLATE MILK
FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS
SQUARE SWEETS THAT LOOK ROUND
Roald Dahl
#15. It's no good crying over spilt milk; all we can do is bail up another cow
Ben Chifley
#16. Cows' milk protein may be the single most significant chemical carcinogen to which humans are exposed.
T. Colin Campbell
#17. Networked cows are the most effective milk generators on the planet.
Peter Hinssen
#18. I've always challenged myself and the people who work with me to take new approaches to traditional business challenges, to push the envelope and constantly ask whether our sacred cows are still producing great milk.
Irene Rosenfeld
#19. If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.
Richard Branson
#20. God himself will milk the cows through him whose vocation that is.
Martin Luther
#21. Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it
Andrew Leigh
#22. The crop always seems better in our neighbor's field, and our neighbor's cow gives more milk.
Ovid
#23. Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
Billy Connolly
#24. 42. The colour of milk is one, the colours of the cows many, So is the nature of knowledge, observe the wise ones. Beings of various marks and attributes, Are like the cows, their realisation is the same; This is an example we should know.
Ramana Maharshi
#25. Milk money: cash, cows, and the death of the American dairy farm / Kirk Kardashian; foreword by Senator Bernie
Kirk Kardashian
#26. Mum," she called, "we're out of milk."
"Damn lazy cows," her mother muttered.
Derek Landy
#27. Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.
Fred Allen
#28. Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow.
Warren Beatty
#29. He said it was sweeter and thicker than cows then he wanted to milk me into the tea ...
James Joyce
#30. You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk one.
Harper Lee
#31. Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.
Josh Billings
#32. You think you're a very clever fellow, don't you?" Saldur challenged.
"No, Your Grace," Merrick replied. "Clever is the man who makes a fortune selling dried-up cows, explaining how it saves the farmers the trouble of getting up every morning to milk them. I'm not clever - I'm a genius.
Michael J. Sullivan
#33. I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?
Devon Aoki
#34. I have fruit trees. Cows for fresh milk, yoghurt. My own wheat. I'm basically self-sufficient.
Imran Khan
#36. Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns.
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
#37. The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk.
Michael Klaper
#38. Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life skill that I think may come in handy someday.
Martina Mcbride
#39. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Steven Wright
#40. You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble.
John F. Kennedy
#41. Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow.
John Muir
#42. [Texas is] the place where there are the most cows and the least milk and the most rivers and the least water in them, and where you can look the farthest to see the least.
H.L. Mencken
#43. You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
Nicole McKay
#44. The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Ogden Nash
#46. It doesn't matter how much milk you spill as long as you don't lose the cow.
Harvey MacKay
#47. One of my chores was to milk the cows, which meant getting up before dawn and going out to that cold dark barn. I didn't expect to make it all the way to the big leagues; I just had to get way from them damn cows.
Edd Roush
#48. What good is a cow that neither gives milk nor conceives? Similarly, what is the value of the birth of a son if he becomes neither learned nor a pure devotee of the Lord?
Chanakya
#49. If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't.
Dan Piraro
#50. Big cows,"
thump
"lumps of meat"
thump
. His eyes widened. "Give me milk"
thump
"warm and sweet"
thump.
Julianne Donaldson
#51. Don't cry over spilled milk
get angry and punch a cow.
Stephen Colbert
#52. I grew up eating hamburger helper, macaroni and cheese, and drinking lots of milk, and looked at lots of cows; but I feel like a New Yorker now, I've lived here for sixteen years.
Adam Rapp
#53. You are what you eat. Nothing else. Never. If you are nourished with cow's milk and later with herbs, you'll become someone whose whole life is good only for being exploited by others.
George Ohsawa
#54. Milk is for babies. Human beings are the only species that drinks milk into adulthood and besides that we prefer to drink the milk of another species (enslaved cows and goats), and we have come to consider it normal when, it is actually a pretty perverse form of sexual abuse!
Sharon Gannon
#55. There's no reason to drink cow's milk at any time in your life. It was designed for calves, not humans, and we should all stop drinking it today.
Frank Oski
#57. I do hold very strongly that tea is better in England. There's something in the milk. They must have special cows.
Gail Carriger
#58. During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at the supermarket. So the government bought and slaughtered 1.6 million dairy cows. How come the government never does anything like this with lawyers?
P. J. O'Rourke
#59. This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.
P. J. O'Rourke
#60. Cows, after leaving the low lands near the coast, are found to be plentiful everywhere, and to produce milk in small quantities, from which butter is made.
John Hanning Speke
#61. Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.
J.B. Morton
#62. The public buys its opinions as it buys its meat, or takes in its milk, on the principle that it is cheaper to do this than to keep a cow. So it is, but the milk is more likely to be watered.
Samuel Butler
#63. Milk is the only juice in a world of cows.
Munia Khan
#64. Writing does for me what giving milk does for a cow.
H.L. Mencken
#65. You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home
Bob Dylan
#66. A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows.
Dana Gould
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