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#1. For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#2. I had a dream about you last night ... Well I say dream I mean nightmare ... you were a Yankee fan. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#3. I've always wanted to go out with a bang, that's why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#4. You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#5. Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#6. A brick is ... ... ... Well it's a bloody brick what more do you want from me? - Author: Nicole McKay
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#7. The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#8. A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#9. A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#10. You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank! - Author: Nicole McKay
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#11. I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#12. I'd much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#13. If you're a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#14. A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug! - Author: Nicole McKay
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#15. Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#16. Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you've ever held dear with the greatest of ease. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#17. A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#18. The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#19. A brick and a blanket would be a great present for someone building a home for themselves. Simply wrap the brick in the blanket and they're one brick closer to a house, and they won't freeze at night. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#20. A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#21. You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#22. Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#23. Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#24. A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America's greatest ballparks.(Fenway) - Author: Nicole McKay
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#25. Blankets on the other hand are incredibly needy as they are always trying to fill a "void". Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they'll be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need them they're nowhere to be found. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#26. A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick. - Author: Nicole McKay
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